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JFL Mayo roastie writes erotic novel about Xi Jinping

Lv99_BixNood

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View: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L




:lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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chairmans me
 
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What the fuck are the reviews? They sound more professional than my resume :feelshaha:
 
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Did a 5 year old photoshop this?

Foids are so fucking incompetent it is sickening
 
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She's a lonely, overworked waitress in a downbeat Chicago pizza joint, and he's the president of the People's Republic of China on a tour of the United States. Their stressful, boring lives are about to heat up like a pizza oven after a chance encounter outside Manny's Pizza Barn. "Call me Xi Dada," he says. From there, Delanie takes Xi Jinping by the hand and leads him on a whirlwind tour of of Chicago as they struggle to keep their hands off each other.
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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Foid commissioned and funded by r/aznidentity:feelzez:
 
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ReconElement said:
Foid commissioned and funded by r/aznidentity:feelzez:
Wouldn't surprise me :lul:
 
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Just be xi jinping theory is LAW
 
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ReconElement said:
Foid commissioned and funded by r/aznidentity:feelzez:
actually or nah
 
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I saw this before but I thought it was just a joke. I had no idea it was a real book. Is the book itself a joke though? It's rare to see a foid with a sense of humour this good.
 
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Hapacalyptist said:
What the fuck are the reviews? They sound more professional than my resume :feelshaha:
Paid reviewers
 
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Hapacalyptist said:
It's 23 pages long and has quite a few reviews :feelsjuice:
23 pages of wild untamed GGC plowing a snowbunny :feelzez:
 
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Lv99_BixNood said:
23 pages of wild untamed GGC plowing a snowbunny :feelzez:
Average r/turbochangs user :feelshaha:
 
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Lv99_BixNood said:
Hapacalyptist said:
Average r/turbochangs user :feelshaha:
Lv99_BixNood said:
23 pages of wild untamed GGC plowing a snowbunny :feelzez:
Hapacalyptist said:
It's 23 pages long and has quite a few reviews :feelsjuice:
THE TRUE HONKLER said:
Caesercel said:
Paid reviewers
ReconElement said:
GhostedPhantom said:
I saw this before but I thought it was just a joke. I had no idea it was a real book. Is the book itself a joke though? It's rare to see a foid with a sense of humour this good.
Saudade said:
chairmans me
Mecoja said:
Meus said:
Did a 5 year old photoshop this?

Foids are so fucking incompetent it is sickening

How can we even take foids seriously is beyond me :lul::lul:
 
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Hapacalyptist said:
Foids would rather write/read shit like that than talk to me :feelsUgh::feelsrope:
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Lv99_BixNood said:
You'd think coronavirus was a ricecel, but turns out he's a white Chad :feelskek:
Ricecels cant win :feelsrope:
 
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NikRebi said:
JFL though, you're right they're literally mentally ill. Some other titles by this 'author':

 
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Lv99_BixNood said:
:feelshaha: The levels of cope our rice brocels are hitting is insane.
 
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Dotrinfobe said:
She's a lonely, overworked waitress in a downbeat Chicago pizza joint, and he's the president of the People's Republic of China on a tour of the United States. Their stressful, boring lives are about to heat up like a pizza oven after a chance encounter outside Manny's Pizza Barn. "Call me Xi Dada," he says. From there, Delanie takes Xi Jinping by the hand and leads him on a whirlwind tour of of Chicago as they struggle to keep their hands off each other.

:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

What spending too much time in /r/Sino does to the brain :feelskek:
 
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Makes me hard, ngl. The superior Mongoloid race is creating a socialist paradise.
 
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Adûnâi said:
Makes me hard, ngl. The superior Mongoloid race is creating a socialist paradise.
:dab:
 
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Over if you don't look like this GigaChang in 2021
 
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GhostedPhantom said:
I saw this before but I thought it was just a joke. I had no idea it was a real book. Is the book itself a joke though? It's rare to see a foid with a sense of humour this good.
it's probably a tranny. But yes the idea is very funny and I would buy this if I was more literate
PPEcel said:
should i buy it and post it here :feelskek:
yes please.
 
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SlayerSlayer said:
it's probably a tranny. But yes the idea is very funny and I would buy this if I was more literate
It's porn for roasties, you don't need to be literate to read that :lul:
 
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Gotta secure those social credit points somehow no?
 
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