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Blackpill Mathematically, there IS a CHANCE at ascension

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BUT, how big is that chance??? Let me explain.

technically there IS a chance at ascension. These are the only ways you could ascend:

You can only ascend IF:
- You become a famous celebrity/statusmaxx (99.999999% wont happen)
- You become a rich millionare/billionare (99.99999% wont happent)
- Betabuxx (wont happen because of hole's sky high standards)
- You get surgery (Dangerous and expensive. Most of us can't surgerymaxx to Chad looks anyway)
- You're a 7+/10 tall white fakecel fag who doesn't belong here.

Our chances of ascending are 0.0000001%. Basically 1 in 1 billion odds.

None of us will become millionares/billionares or celebrities. Its over.
it’s not even hyperbole to say that most of us have a higher chance of being struck by lightning compared to ascending with a FHO
 
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You're a 7+/10 tall white fakecel fag who doesn't belong here.
99% chance of being true

Chads co
 
- You get surgery (Dangerous and expensive. Most of us can't surgerymaxx to Chad looks anyway)
- You're a 7+/10 tall white fakecel fag who doesn't belong here.
what if we surgerymaxx to 7/10 (Chadlite)?
 
I'm a tallcel but I'm mestizo and I look hapa, it's over...right?
 
Ascension is possible if you develop a good personality and leave your mother's basement.
 
i am already to old for unused loli
 
all it takes is a market crash or foid metoo accusation to become incel again. Weinstein/Roger ailes are good examples of this
 
just travers thru the whole world to find a gf bro
 
Nigger you keep saying race doesn't matter, but also keep talking about how being white is easier. JFL, just make up your mind.
Whites have a slight advantage over the 2nd next race. Curries and rice are fucked. Thats it.

Still won't help white 4/10 truecels though
 
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your psyche has no chance of winning, you'll always remember what it's like to be ugly or poor
your head is shaped by childhood and youth and we were at the bottom
 
Mathematically, there is also a chance that I can perfectly phase through a wall, atom by atom, fully intact from running at it.

And mathematically, the odds of me surviving a trip past the event horizon are higher than even that.
 
ok mathematically calculate my chance of ascension
4/10
ethnic(Arab)
5'9
poor
non nt
I think I'm somewhere in the negatives
 
We're not gonna make it. 100%, like no chance tbh
 
ok mathematically calculate my chance of ascension
4/10
ethnic(Arab)
5'9
poor
non nt
I think I'm somewhere in the negatives

wtff THATS LITERALLY ME BRO????
 
Mathematically, there is also a chance that I can perfectly phase through a wall, atom by atom, fully intact from running at it.

And mathematically, the odds of me surviving a trip past the event horizon are higher than even that.
based
 
wtff THATS LITERALLY ME BRO????
yo that's some weird shit, but not really surprised I'm sure lots of people have similar stats
 
Ur black lol what do you know about math
 
shit you wouldn’t be able to understand moroccan arabic but I could understand yours
yeah you guys talk with some weird ass dialect, I can barely understand my own Arabic, just to my mom and its broken af
 
Is beyond over man
 
ok mathematically calculate my chance of ascension
4/10
ethnic(Arab)
5'9
poor
non nt
I think I'm somewhere in the negatives
Ethnic, so over.
 

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