Serious Mathematic Proof That Women Are Evil

[Sans]

What’s up everyone, today I will be demonstrating how women are evil and proving it mathematically.

First, it is important to know that women thrive primarily off of time and money. More specifically, other people’s time and other people’s money.

From this we can conclude:

Women = Time x Money

Then, there are two common sayings, “time is money” and “money is the root of all evil. From these, we can respectively conclude:

Time = Money
Money = √Evil

Women = Time * Money
But time equals money, so:
Women = Money^2
And money equals the root of evil, so...
Women = (√Evil)^2

Women = Evil

 

[iKillCucks]

High IQ

 

[Braincel14w]

Legit ngl tbhtbh

 

[Ignas]

Jfl but it's true

 

[Mainländer]

 

[Algernon]

Is that just a re-writing of an old joke image?
Searching for "4chan proves that women are evil" I found this on the second line of Google Images.

please don't pretend you're a higher IQ than you are.

 

[Deleted member 1780]

I approve of teaching mathematical proofs this way

 

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-Linda from Sanctioning

 

[Blanknight]

lol

 

[Sans]

Is that just a re-writing of an old joke image?
Searching for "4chan proves that women are evil" I found this on the second line of Google Images.

please don't pretend you're a higher IQ than you are.

Should have known it was already out there.

 

[ihaveno1]

lmao good job bro

 

[Deleted member 16455]

High IQ

 

[Michael15651]

Good observation, and I agree. They view money a similar way they view jewels. They are attracted to luxury. And the unfortunate thing is they can easily have it all.

 

[rahultmnt]

this is tumblr tier post tbh... incredibly low iq

 

[Mopey]

The highest iq, ignore haters op.

 

[VincentVanCope]

PhD in Mathematics IQ.

 

[universallyabhorred]

Legit truth.

 

[BrettyBoy]

The majority of the female gender is bad.

 

[Murdoch89]

The majority of the female gender is bad.

99% of them at least

 

[BrettyBoy]

99% of them at least

Maybe so.

 

[Cuyen]

High IQ

 

[Insomniac]

maths me

 

[Deleted member 12355]

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volcel if wouldn't

 

[blackcel]

There is nothing in that statement that says money is a square root.

Since you haven't shown what is the type of root is used for evil, the proper formulation is that women = evil^(2/x) where x is the whatever is the number of the root of evil and x > 0.

So women are evil but we do not know precisely how evil.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

technical indeed.

 

[ReasonableResolver]

this is tumblr tier post tbh... incredibly low iq

Can't believe people are unironically typing "high IQ" to this grade school tier unoriginal joke.

 

[Deleted member 5333]

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-Linda from Sanctioning

I will try

 

[Sans]

grade school tier

Cope

 

[Deleted member 11032]

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-Linda from Sanctioning

Reported for advertising.

 

[Sans]

Reported for advertising.

[Soy]

 

[rahultmnt]

Reported for advertising.

[cope]

 

[Cuyen]

I always fucking hated mathemtic

 

[Sans]

I always fucking hated mathemtic

Same but at least it backs up the fact that women are evil.

 

[Frankenstein's M.]

Is that just a re-writing of an old joke image?
Searching for "4chan proves that women are evil" I found this on the second line of Google Images.

please don't pretend you're a higher IQ than you are.

Fucking fraud

 

[San Salvador]

What’s up everyone, today I will be demonstrating how women are evil and proving it mathematically.

First, it is important to know that women thrive primarily off of time and money. More specifically, other people’s time and other people’s money.

From this we can conclude:

Women = Time x Money

Then, there are two common sayings, “time is money” and “money is the root of all evil. From these, we can respectively conclude:

Time = Money
Money = √Evil

Women = Time * Money
But time equals money, so:
Women = Money^2
And money equals the root of evil, so...
Women = (√Evil)^2

Women = Evil

Ancient joke.

 

[The Abyss]

It's an old joke but really it's an observation.

 

[RollD20]

Ironically I remember seeing this in highschool.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Maths me