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I would like to know... 
Nope. Never in my entire life have I ever masturbated, OP.
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I can teach you how if you want
Yeah explain it to me.
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All you have to do is get hard and beat your meat. And then wait for some white cream to come out, you would feel a bit low on energy after erupting your "semen". Trust me it feel really good though.
It's easier to explain if we go in private
Alright. What kind of meat should we be beating? Chicken? Streak? Ground beef? lamb? Fish? I wanna know how to do this "masturbation" thing properly!
All you have to do is get hard and beat your meat. And then wait for some white cream to come out, you would feel a bit low on energy after erupting your "semen". Trust me it feel really good though.
It's easier to explain if we go in private
Took your advice and "beat my meat" and now my dick looks like a giant bright red strawberry. No "white cream" yet.
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It's the long stick between your legs. Haven't you notice when you're watching hot girls or guys you tend to get the "penis" standing up and rock hard. If you stroke it you white stuff known as semen will come out bro. It feels fuuucking goooooood. If you need more help please pm me
No please don't harm that snake of yours... I actually meant for you to stroke it slowly until you finally master the arts of erupting.
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No I have not. Btw, thats a disgusting question to ask.
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Pm me if you want to know how. And no it ain't disgusting it's in our human nature to share our deepest secrets and sexual fantasies bro common mate.
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sometimes my wee-wee becomes big and I feel the urge to rub it, but mommy says 'yamero! muda desu!'
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