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Yο guys does anyone knοw the best place tο beat the fuck οut my meat at a store. I saw some big tiddies and I gοtta empty these testicles. They are filled and need to be relieved οf their white baby gravy but I'm in getting food and loot and unfortunately sοciety doesn't like to see my penis. This is a real problem that needs to be sοlved by us. Every store needs a designated Jerk the Meat Salami Room.
 
Ok so first you want to go to the hot bread section and get a trolley, too. Fill the trolley with random shit until it reaches about 2/3 of the way up, then put the hot bread from the bakery section (NOTE: you can also use croissants if you dick is curved, or a baguette if you have a long, skinny penis). Slide your cock through the grates of the trolley and into the bread, and proceed to fuck it discreetly as you walk around the store
 
Ok so first you want to go to the hot bread section and get a trolley, too. Fill the trolley with random shit until it reaches about 2/3 of the way up, then put the hot bread from the bakery section (NOTE: you can also use croissants if you dick is curved, or a baguette if you have a long, skinny penis). Slide your cock through the grates of the trolley and into the bread, and proceed to fuck it discreetly as you walk around the store
no man i have tried that before and it hurts ur dick because the bread is harder than it looks tbh
its over.
 
Lol just do it in the store, what's the worst thing that could happen?
 
Ok so first you want to go to the hot bread section and get a trolley, too. Fill the trolley with random shit until it reaches about 2/3 of the way up, then put the hot bread from the bakery section (NOTE: you can also use croissants if you dick is curved, or a baguette if you have a long, skinny penis). Slide your cock through the grates of the trolley and into the bread, and proceed to fuck it discreetly as you walk around the store
They call it the hotdog run.
 
just whip it out in the public and start masturbating
masturbation is natural like breast feeding, so they shouldn't care
if they don't like it, they don't have to watch jfl
Ok so first you want to go to the hot bread section and get a trolley, too. Fill the trolley with random shit until it reaches about 2/3 of the way up, then put the hot bread from the bakery section (NOTE: you can also use croissants if you dick is curved, or a baguette if you have a long, skinny penis). Slide your cock through the grates of the trolley and into the bread, and proceed to fuck it discreetly as you walk around the store
fucks me
 
Thats why you need to grab some mayo bro.
i have tried that and put it in a banana before tbh and it started to feel like my dick was burning ssome hours later. if ur going to do this u need to shower after and clean urself up good
 
im glad im not at work :feelstrash: :feelshmm:
 
i live around 20 mins from one, water was good but no foids there
good no foids should be wonderful does it have sun did u build sand castle?? :feelstrash:
 
just whip it out in the public and start masturbating
masturbation is natural like breast feeding, so they shouldn't care
if they don't like it, they don't have to watch jfl
When a women breast feed her body releases oxytocin so she get a euphoric feeling from it the same with masturbation and the line in bold are what women say to men all the time but apparently it only matters when it´s to their advantage
 
When a women breast feed her body releases oxytocin so she get a euphoric feeling from it the same with masturbation and the line in bold are what women say to men all the time but apparently it only matters when it´s to their advantage
yeah, I did that on purpose :feelshaha:
 
I only do it on my bed under the blankets
 
Go to the alcoholic beverages section. Drunks won't even notice what you are doing. Just try not make a huge puddle where they walk, they might slip and break their necks.
 
Yο guys does anyone knοw the best place tο beat the fuck οut my meat at a store. I saw some big tiddies and I gοtta empty these testicles. They are filled and need to be relieved οf their white baby gravy but I'm in getting food and loot and unfortunately sοciety doesn't like to see my penis. This is a real problem that needs to be sοlved by us. Every store needs a designated Jerk the Meat Salami Room.
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The disabled toilet would seem like your best option. More room and less noise to distract you.
 
just fuck the nearest jb near you
 
Let everyone see it in public
 
Bathroom is pretty much the only place without cameras.
Lol just do it in the store, what's the worst thing that could happen?
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