Gaming Mass Effectcels, who did you wife up in the trilogy? And why? Let's discuss.

[Zetta]

I'm aware that they're all GigaChad Shephard only. But for me, I'm a bona fide Talibro. That being said, I'm slightly willing to lend an ear to opposing views and deafferenting opinions. However, if it's Miranda (Michael Jackson), then you might as well leave this thread at once and shamone your heehee ass outta here. Because I will NOT listen to your reasonings unless they are ironclad. Which Mirandacels inherently and simply don't have (sorry).

Meanwhile, Tali (not Michael Jackson)

>Genius
>Nerdy
>Courteous
>Virtuous
>Sincere
>Faithful
>Tom boyish
>Playful
>Sarcastic
>Direct
>Strong

Tali, essentially, has all the best traits of both genders without any negatives. She is the quintessential tomboy gf for incels, like Alyx from Half-Life 2. Without a doubt, she is one of the best waifus that 3D gaming has to offer. And I am unconvinced otherwise. And you pathetic liara CUCKS have been BRAINWASHED by Asari's mind-bending abilitIES. And you are a DUPE

 

[Twinkcel]

lol

 

[wereq.feelsdevil]

Haven't played any of the mass effect games but I would choose Miranda because she's supposed to be gene edited and perfect.

 

[Ghostface]

you did miranda dirty

 

[cripplecel]

Rape

 

[Ghostface]

Liara always, plus even a Banshee, volcel if you wouldnt

 

[Tugacel]

Tali is best waifu, you can't see what her face looks like, but she has a nice body, nice voice and great personality, which makes it worth it all.

Liara would quickly go for another guy after you died, without your corpse even being cold, since Asari live so long.

BTW, that fucking ending is still giant ropefuel, not forgetting the fact of course that this game will also leave you feeling empty after you finish it....

 

[thespanishcel]

Liara

 

[Ghostface]

Liara

space magic mind warp blussy gahhh

 

[Linesnap99]

not played that shit

 

[incelerated]

Liara

 

[incelerated]

Was liara even wifeable I don't know

 

[incelerated]

If romance wasn't mandatory in the game then I didn't do it cause I never do that cucked shit

 

[incelerated]

I let Tali kill herself after I killed all her people.

 

[incelerated]

Liara

Basado.

 

[Zetta]

Haven't played any of the mass effect games but I would choose Miranda because she's supposed to be gene edited and perfect.

That's the problem she was designed to be perfect (still failed) and yet Tali is somehow more perfect in spite of being born naturally. And fogs her in every imaginable.

 

[Zetta]

Haven't played any of the mass effect games but I would choose Miranda because she's supposed to be gene edited and perfect.

Oh also, Miranda can't even bear children. She's infertile.

 

[Zetta]

Tali is best waifu, you can't see what her face looks like, but she has a nice body, nice voice and great personality, which makes it worth it all.

Exactly. You know she has a great personality when you like her in spite of not knowing what her face looks like. And furthermore not knowing what her body looks like by reason of her being completely covered up from head to toe.

Liara would quickly go for another guy after you died, without your corpse even being cold, since Asari live so long.

Precisely. You would be just the entry guy, a stepping stone, for a whole litany of other guys. And ultimately forgotten as well. Essentially, you'd die in her memory and ultimately become the equivalent of a one night stand by virtue of her lifespan.

BTW, that fucking ending is still giant ropefuel, not forgetting the fact of course that this game will also leave you feeling empty after you finish it....

The Citadel DLC is my head cannon ending, i.e., it happens right after the actual supposed ending.

 

[Zetta]

Liara always, plus even a Banshee, volcel if you wouldnt

Would you fuck a female batarian

 

[Ghostface]

Would you fuck a female batarian

with a paper bag on her head sure

 

[based_meme]

I let Tali kill herself after I killed all her people.

FUCKING KEK. BASED.

FUCK THOSE CHICKEN SHIT WEAKLING QUARIANS. THEIR ENTIRE RACE IS NAMED USING THE WORD QUARANTINE, WHICH THEY NEED TO BE FROM LITERALLY ANYTHING, EVEN EACH OTHER. IMAGINE BEING SUCH A PATHETIC FUCKING CREATURE IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY THAT A FUCKING COLD KILLS YOU. EVEN WORSE, YOUR OWN SPECIES BREATHING ON YOU KILLS YOU.

JFLLLLLLLLL

 

[Zetta]

FUCKING KEK. BASED.

FUCK THOSE CHICKEN SHIT WEAKLING QUARIANS. THEIR ENTIRE RACE IS NAMED USING THE WORD QUARANTINE, WHICH THEY NEED TO BE FROM LITERALLY ANYTHING, EVEN EACH OTHER. IMAGINE BEING SUCH A PATHETIC FUCKING CREATURE IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY THAT A FUCKING COLD KILLS YOU. EVEN WORSE, YOUR OWN SPECIES BREATHING ON YOU KILLS YOU.

JFLLLLLLLLL

You forgot to mention that they're space gypsies too.

 

[Zetta]

FUCKING KEK. BASED.

FUCK THOSE CHICKEN SHIT WEAKLING QUARIANS. THEIR ENTIRE RACE IS NAMED USING THE WORD QUARANTINE, WHICH THEY NEED TO BE FROM LITERALLY ANYTHING, EVEN EACH OTHER. IMAGINE BEING SUCH A PATHETIC FUCKING CREATURE IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY THAT A FUCKING COLD KILLS YOU. EVEN WORSE, YOUR OWN SPECIES BREATHING ON YOU KILLS YOU.

JFLLLLLLLLL

As an aside, I found it impressive at how they were able to build the strongest space fleet in the galaxy even as they were getting their shit btfo'd by the Geth. Not only that, they are the most technologically literate and advanced. While simultaneously, being the most community oriented/collectivist and seemingly the least meddling when it comes to other species' affairs. However, it's not necessarily like they have a choice though. Considering that they're pariahs. And even when they're given a menial amount of power: they go completely insane and ultimately lose their intelligence. In addition to that, and overall, they simply take more than they give. Subsequently, and in conjunction with the shit you laid out, their species is a dilemma for me.

The worst, in my opinion, are the Asari. Essentially, they are a useless (and perhaps even soulless) matriarchal foid empire that got everything handed to them by the Protheans (a patriarchal empire). And, in spite of that, still got wiped out in less than 2 hours by the reapers. On top of that, they held onto Prothean technology and secluded it from the rest of the galaxy's species. Additionally, they constantly employ 'galactic equality' rhetoric and implore other species to accept and give to one another. While not doing it themselves (HMMMMMM, very intriguing). Furthermore, they acted as if they, inherently, were the utmost civilized and advanced civilization by virtue of it. (One might even conclude that they view themselves as God's chosen people due to their belief that they were created and catered by their gods: The Protheans. And have a divine right of rule.) As well as that, they control galactic affairs; are the head of the galatic council; and promote multiculturism (as well as the aforementioned equality). What's worse is that they manipulate by using their sex appeal as a means to control all the males within the galaxy while masquerading as uninvolved mediators. As a consequence, their end goal might be the complete assimilation and replacement of the entire galaxy by reason of them only being able to produce Asari offspring. Aside from the reapers, they are the ultimate galactic threat if anything.

Aside from that, the Batarians are just straight up terrorists and criminals. And the Krogans are just nigger: the species but only if they were reasonably intelligent. As for the Volus, they are, for all intents and purposes, Jewish space goblins who thrive off of the galatic banking system (of which they founded) and de facto controllers of the galactic economy. Moreover, the Salarians are glow-in-dark frogs that are adept in espionage and, because of their lack of power, use underhanded strategies like using species' declining birth rates as a weapon against them. And generally, just love using subterfuge.

The Turians are by far the most respectable. And even the humans to a lesser extent.

 

[incelerated]

FUCKING KEK. BASED.

FUCK THOSE CHICKEN SHIT WEAKLING QUARIANS. THEIR ENTIRE RACE IS NAMED USING THE WORD QUARANTINE, WHICH THEY NEED TO BE FROM LITERALLY ANYTHING, EVEN EACH OTHER. IMAGINE BEING SUCH A PATHETIC FUCKING CREATURE IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY THAT A FUCKING COLD KILLS YOU. EVEN WORSE, YOUR OWN SPECIES BREATHING ON YOU KILLS YOU.

JFLLLLLLLLL

 

[based_meme]

As an aside, I found it impressive at how they were able to build the strongest space fleet in the galaxy even as they were getting their shit btfo'd by the Geth. Not only that, they are the most technologically literate and advanced. While simultaneously, being the most community oriented/collectivist and seemingly the least meddling when it comes to other species' affairs. However, it's not necessarily like they have a choice though. Considering that they're pariahs. And even when they're given a menial amount of power: they go completely insane and ultimately lose their intelligence. In addition to that, and overall, they simply take more than they give. Subsequently, and in conjunction with the shit you laid out, their species is a dilemma for me.

The worst, in my opinion, are the Asari. Essentially, they are a useless (and perhaps even soulless) matriarchal foid empire that got everything handed to them by the Protheans (a patriarchal empire). And, in spite of that, still got wiped out in less than 2 hours by the reapers. On top of that, they held onto Prothean technology and secluded it from the rest of the galaxy's species. Additionally, they constantly employ 'galactic equality' rhetoric and implore other species to accept and give to one another. While not doing it themselves (HMMMMMM, very intriguing). Furthermore, they acted as if they, inherently, were the utmost civilized and advanced civilization by virtue of it. (One might even conclude that they view themselves as God's chosen people due to their belief that they were created and catered by their gods: The Protheans. And have a divine right of rule.) As well as that, they control galactic affairs; are the head of the galatic council; and promote multiculturism (as well as the aforementioned equality). What's worse is that they manipulate by using their sex appeal as a means to control all the males within the galaxy while masquerading as uninvolved mediators. As a consequence, their end goal might be the complete assimilation and replacement of the entire galaxy by reason of them only being able to produce Asari offspring. Aside from the reapers, they are the ultimate galactic threat if anything.

Aside from that, the Batarians are just straight up terrorists and criminals. And the Krogans are just nigger: the species but only if they were reasonably intelligent. As for the Volus, they are, for all intents and purposes, Jewish space goblins who thrive off of the galatic banking system (of which they founded) and de facto controllers of the galactic economy. Moreover, the Salarians are glow-in-dark frogs that are adept in espionage and, because of their lack of power, use underhanded strategies like using species' declining birth rates as a weapon against them. And generally, just love using subterfuge.

The Turians are by far the most respectable. And even the humans to a lesser extent.

They decided it was a brilliant idea to create an AI without shackles or limitations, then got scared when the AI started gaining self-awareness. They're the sole reason why the reapers invaded and killed untold billions.

 

[Zetta]

They decided it was a brilliant idea to create an AI without shackles or limitations, then got scared when the AI started gaining self-awareness. They're the sole reason why the reapers invaded and killed untold billions.

Agreed, it's inarguable. And I don't necessarily blame the Geth for doing what they did; they essentially, when faced with a existential threat, looked toward the Reapers as helpful messiah Christ-like figures. Although, I believe they overreacted by genociding 99.9% of the Quarian population. Besides the Quarians didn't use any weapons of mass destruction on the Geth either. Yet, for some reason, the Geth genocided the rest of the non-combatants despite them not being a threat. Moreover, I think the Quarians might have exclusively tried to kill the 'out of control one Geth' too, but I don't know. Even when the war was over, the council sent diplomats to the Geth and massacred them as well. Which continued on indefinitely and they essentially became hostile pariahs that attacked anything in their path.

Legion talked about how, based on empirical evidence, organic life was supposedly justified on the expectation that the Geth would turn on them and do the wrong thing. And in a way, the Quarians overreaction was justified, but again it was simply a knee-jerk reaction. Not to mention, the heretics talked how all synthetic life would end up like the Reapers because they are the ultimate form of sapient AI or some shit. Which again the heretics attacked humanity and the citadel to help the Reapers genocide the entire galaxy. In contrast to the organics, they would rather surrender to the Reapers if it ensured their survival. All the while the rest of the Gath knew about their plans. And then they continued to act as if they didn't do anything. Additionally, Legion (a geth collective) constantly feigned ignorance and was just a bastard the entire time. He leaked classified information regarding humanity, normandy, and cereberus to the Geth. If you don't not give him the reaper code, he will try to kill you when he realizes he cannot control you any longer.

Again, the Quarians are retarded. Once more, how will you create intelligent life and be surprised when they gain awareness and then destroy them because of it? However, I can see humanity creating AI worker drones but not expecting them to develop sentience and then destroying them too. And it's not like all Quarians were involved; it was individuals and organizations. And they were under old leadership as well. And It kinda seems like the Quarians were right in the end regarding the Geth despite creating them in the first place. But without a doubt they are the sole reason why shit hit fan so quickly, and their responsibility is inarguable. But it's probable to assume that the Reapers would have found another way/means, regardless of them, to invade and kill billions.

I don't know. Fuck em both ig tbh hindsight is 20/20 I'm just being a tali simp at this point trying intellectually justify my boner

 

[pixy.]

Tali. I wish you could fuck her in the first game tbh.

If romance wasn't mandatory in the game then I didn't do it cause I never do that cucked shit

Romance is not necessary in any of the games.

 

[Zetta]

Day #1 of resurrecting a taligf

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

not played that shit