Serious Martial Arts Megathread

[autistspy1]

Since someone was talking about techniques to fight roidcels or chads in another thread I thought it'd be a worthy idea to open up a thread for ideas on fighting tips/martial arts/combat in general. Something all brocels and spergs in particular should learn, and different techniques can be useful in many scenarios (just think of what BJJ can be used for... wink wink)

Also, to fed and IT lurkers it's just self defense tips I am not officially endorsing violence :^)

 

[InvoluntaryChigga]

Dude just carry a knife (in mc) and gl fighting chad as a framecel/manlet

 

[Grodd]

Inceldom discussed

 

[autistspy1]

Dude just carry a knife (in mc) and gl fighting chad as a framecel/manlet

Eh, size and muscles aren't everything, if you watch martial arts YouTubers you can see them talk about that. Bigger people do get defeated by smaller, even if size can give certain advantages. Also, note the 'other' benefits, who says we'll always be fighting chads?

 

[autistspy1]

Inceldom discussed

part of being an incel is enduring ruthless torment and bullying and feeling powerless to fight back. Ergo, relevant to inceldom discussion

 

[InvoluntaryChigga]

Eh, size and muscles aren't everything, if you watch martial arts YouTubers you can see them talk about that. Bigger people do get defeated by smaller, even if size can give certain advantages. Also, note the 'other' benefits, who says we'll always be fighting chads?

You dont need martial arts to fight a foid jfl, we're innately stronger due to testosterone and our bones. Also martial art youtubers are copers

 

[fatass30000]

do bjj and wrestling and youre good. Stand up martial arts probably won’t work, good luck knocking out someone on steroids that’s 150 pounds heavier than you.

 

[Homegrownman326]

God may have created man, but John Browning made them equal. God, it would be so satisfying to mag dump into a chad if they tried to start shit

 

[Dr. Butane]

I remember taking karate classes as a child, waste of time and money.

 

[autistspy1]

You dont need martial arts to fight a foid jfl, we're innately stronger due to testosterone and our bones. Also martial art youtubers are copers

There are non chad men out there too who might be assholes. Also betas/simps. also some foids do know how to fight or use weapons. Plus training to subdue and overcome resistance is helpful too

and yeah youtube martial artists might be copers but some of em can fight

 

[autistspy1]

I remember taking karate classes as a child, waste of time and money.

yeah well you can still learn/train to fight in other ways. Sparring is generally the best way to develop skill but you can also do bag work etc.

 

[autistspy1]

God may have created man, but John Browning made them equal. God, it would be so satisfying to mag dump into a chad if they tried to start shit

 

[autistspy1]

do bjj and wrestling and youre good. Stand up martial arts probably won’t work, good luck knocking out someone on steroids that’s 150 pounds heavier than you.

Eh, you can still go for weak areas. Knocking out isn't necessarily the goal so much as serious injury and/or long-term damage.

For example if you repeatedly bash someone's head even if they aren't knocked out they can still get a CTE

 

[Dr. Butane]

yeah well you can still learn/train to fight in other ways. Sparring is generally the best way to develop skill but you can also do bag work etc.

True. If there was a BJJ gym near me I would consider it. Sparring partners are a must.

 

[InvoluntaryChigga]

There are non chad men out there too who might be assholes. Also betas/simps. also some foids do know how to fight or use weapons. Plus training to subdue and overcome resistance is helpful too

and yeah youtube martial artists might be copers but some of em can fight

maybe if ur an ogre/tallcel who frequents the great outdoors but my subhuman chinklet ass is staying at home

 

[autistspy1]

maybe if ur an ogre/tallcel who frequents the great outdoors but my subhuman chinklet ass is staying at home

oh, but I do. And we deserve better than to be confined in our homes in fear. They're the ones who should be afraid.

INCEL POWER! ASPIE POWER!

 

[InvoluntaryChigga]

oh, but I do. And we deserve better than to be confined in our homes in fear. They're the ones who should be afraid.

INCEL POWER! ASPIE POWER!

reason number 94309432-32131098 as to why being a manlet fucking stinks. Image the power trip you get from towering over people

 

[InvoluntaryChigga]

picrel ig? brootal that jeets would literally get strength mogged by a white foid

 

[autistspy1]

picrel ig? brootal that jeets would literally get strength mogged by a white foid

strength ain't everything in a fight. You can have muscle but not know what to do with it. It's all about tactics, mindset, and the willingness to inflict severe harm. That and training/practice.

 

[Wizardmaxxer]

Top 10 from most useless to most useful no random shit no explaining, just a short resume why