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Mario is the biggest incel of video game culture

Grain_of_sin

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Tanooki_Mario.jpg

-Ethnic turbo manlet sub5.

-Heightmogged to oblivion by his brother Luigi.

-Remains skinnyfat despite rigorous physical exercise for over 30 years.

-Addicted to drugs (mushrooms). Even when he grows from the mushroom, Luigi still heightmogs him.

-Cucked by Bowser constantly. Peach still runs away with him after being defeated by Mario dozens of times.

-Friendzoned by Peach after rescuing her every time. Mario still worships her.

-Daisy won't even bat an eye at him.

-Only has one friend (Toad).

-Quite possibly a virgin in adulthood.
 
Machiavelli said:
lmao are you the 5'2 nigga from lookism?

fix ur bug eyes ya ho


I'm 5'10.





Wire me some money
 
AscendedNormie said:
Tanooki_Mario.jpg

-Ethnic turbo manlet sub5.

-Heightmogged to oblivion by his brother Luigi.

-Remains skinnyfat despite rigorous physical exercise for over 30 years.

-Addicted to drugs (mushrooms). Even when he grows from the mushroom, Luigi still heightmogs him.

-Cucked by Bowser constantly. Peach still runs away with him after being defeated by Mario dozens of times.

-Friendzoned by Peach after rescuing her every time. Mario still worships her.

-Daisy won't even bat an eye at him.

-Only has one friend (Toad).

-Quite possibly a virgin in adulthood.

Textbook cuck
 
AscendedNormie said:
Tanooki_Mario.jpg

-Ethnic turbo manlet sub5.

-Heightmogged to oblivion by his brother Luigi.

-Remains skinnyfat despite rigorous physical exercise for over 30 years.

-Addicted to drugs (mushrooms). Even when he grows from the mushroom, Luigi still heightmogs him.

-Cucked by Bowser constantly. Peach still runs away with him after being defeated by Mario dozens of times.

-Friendzoned by Peach after rescuing her every time. Mario still worships her.

-Daisy won't even bat an eye at him.

-Only has one friend (Toad).

-Quite possibly a virgin in adulthood.
Lmfaoooooooo
 
AscendedNormie said:
Tanooki_Mario.jpg

-Ethnic turbo manlet sub5.

-Heightmogged to oblivion by his brother Luigi.

-Remains skinnyfat despite rigorous physical exercise for over 30 years.

-Addicted to drugs (mushrooms). Even when he grows from the mushroom, Luigi still heightmogs him.

-Cucked by Bowser constantly. Peach still runs away with him after being defeated by Mario dozens of times.

-Friendzoned by Peach after rescuing her every time. Mario still worships her.

-Daisy won't even bat an eye at him.

-Only has one friend (Toad).

-Quite possibly a virgin in adulthood.

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AscendedNormie said:
Tanooki_Mario.jpg

-Ethnic turbo manlet sub5.

-Heightmogged to oblivion by his brother Luigi.

-Remains skinnyfat despite rigorous physical exercise for over 30 years.

-Addicted to drugs (mushrooms). Even when he grows from the mushroom, Luigi still heightmogs him.

-Cucked by Bowser constantly. Peach still runs away with him after being defeated by Mario dozens of times.

-Friendzoned by Peach after rescuing her every time. Mario still worships her.

-Daisy won't even bat an eye at him.

-Only has one friend (Toad).

-Quite possibly a virgin in adulthood.
 
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Peach obviously wants Bowser because he is rich (how many castles does this guy have), tall, and has hunter eyes. Everyone knows that Bowser is fucking peach, but no one mentions it to mario because he is a low IQ retard. It is best to let him live out his fantasy.
 
I really liked at the end of mario odyssey that mario and bowser both get rejected by peach lol. Nintendo became so blackpilled.
 
Captvic said:

[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/k1C5GEqDOw4[/video]
 
blackcel said:
Peach obviously wants Bowser because he is rich (how many castles does this guy have), tall, and has hunter eyes. Everyone knows that Bowser is fucking peach, but no one mentions it to mario because he is a low IQ retard. It is best to let him live out his fantasy.

Chaduigi is probably fucking her too tbh. Mario is a legit CHUMP.
 
grayjedi90 said:
[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/k1C5GEqDOw4[/video]

She went with the Chad who already had a girlfriend. Typical.
 
AscendedNormie said:
Tanooki_Mario.jpg

-Ethnic turbo manlet sub5.

-Heightmogged to oblivion by his brother Luigi.

-Remains skinnyfat despite rigorous physical exercise for over 30 years.

-Addicted to drugs (mushrooms). Even when he grows from the mushroom, Luigi still heightmogs him.

-Cucked by Bowser constantly. Peach still runs away with him after being defeated by Mario dozens of times.

-Friendzoned by Peach after rescuing her every time. Mario still worships her.

-Daisy won't even bat an eye at him.

-Only has one friend (Toad).

-Quite possibly a virgin in adulthood.

Cope. He mogs this forum.
 

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