He's short, big-nosed, kinda chubby, just overall unattractive. Poor guy risks his life on a daily basis for Peach yet all he gets is an occasional kiss on the nose.
You know who slays? Zelda.
Semi relevant video
https://youtu.be/iqcjpwAHsTQ
https://youtu.be/iqcjpwAHsTQ
Anon said:
I think you mean "Link". Zelda is the femoid.
VLÖ said:
Who is link?
The elfy dude in green.Anon said:
Mario bangs Peach day and night.
Minjaze said:
He fucks a new girl in every village.
Well Luigi is much taller, lean figure but still not getting laid either. Proves that it's all about F A C E after all
He's the ultimate beta white knight cuck of video games. He defeats bowser over and over again and doesn't even get any puss.
Kointo said:
Kek. This is so true.
Anon said:
There are so many things wrong with that statement.
Anon said:
you got me fam, that was a good one
mental_out said:
I wonder if wario is up on that bux game? He must do a ton of escorting.
Kointo said:
Yeah it's his fucking oneitis and he could easily just move on and try his luck with Daisy who is less Stacy and more Becky.
Yeah I've always noticed that.
Thinking about getting the nintendo switch for christmas, would get VR instead but I don't think an rx 580 with a ryzen 1400 and 8gb ddr4 2133mhz can run it.
Bri8564 said:
I'm going to wait a few years to get one when there's more games for it. I missed out on the 3ds so I'm getting that for xmas
Kointo said:
If you get the 3ds go for the new 2ds XL, same everything as the new 3ds XL but 50 dollars less, actually comes with an ac adapter, and better design. If money isn't an issue get the new 3ds XL if you want 3d (both new 3ds XL and 2ds XL have superior internal hardware compared to the older 3ds').
Bri8564 said:
I'm getting the new 3ds XL because of the snes and nes virtual console and it's a superior model. I've watched Ashens's short out of the box reviews on all the models and he says the new 3ds XL feels the nicest and doesn't feel cheap like the new 2ds XL. Ashens is a YouTuber btw.
modus_coperandi said:
Luigi has shit fwhr
The fact the most iconic character in the history of videogames is a short, fat, poor (he's a fucking plumber after all) uggo says a lot. No wonder websites like Polygon and Kotaku are a thing.
anon_899 said:
Polygon is absolute shit. Weren't they supporters of Anita Sarkeesian?
Kointo said:
Yeah, this video sums up everything about those websites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g09vQAQmYM8
Kointo said:
I think the switch is also getting snes and nes virtual libraty as well, if you go out a lot 3ds is definetly better choice though. What color are you getting? If I were to get one Id probably either get white or pikachu edition because I had a pikachu edition game boy advanced sp.
poor guy still hasn't figured out he's been cucked by Bowser. I mean how many times is that bitch gonna get "kidnapped."
[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/u9E4-ahUI5o?t=3m50s[/video]
blackpill at 4:00
[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/u9E4-ahUI5o?t=3m50s[/video]
blackpill at 4:00
Bri8564 said:I think the switch is also getting snes and nes virtual libraty as well, if you go out a lot 3ds is definetly better choice though. What color are you getting? If I were to get one Id probably either get white or pikachu edition because I had a pikachu edition game boy advanced sp.
Just the normal black one. I was about to get the snes colored one but the reviews said the type of screen was worse on that version for some reason. I don't want the colors to be over the top. I remember when I had a gameboy sp.
fukmylyf said:
Bowser definitely boned peach
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