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You think life is hard now? Imagine how much harder it will be if you ever get a gf.
How do you keep her mind off Chad? She will sit and fantasise about him over dinner and while having sex. How do you stop her from cucking you with Chad? She can access Tinder, and with it millions of Chads willing to fuck her senseless, while sitting on your sofa with a few flicks of her thumb.
How do you avoid boring her? She would have had threesomes, orgies, taken drugs, drank alcohol, casual sex, BDSM sex, anal sex... everything. All of this with men who are smarter, taller, stronger and more attractive than you. Not to mention wealthier than you.
How do you please her sexually? She has spent every Saturday since the age of 14 having sex with a different chadlite or chad. And when she hasn't, she's likely been shoving even bigger dildos and vibrators up her that pleasure her far more than your 3" to 8" dick can.
These are just a few of hundreds of causes of concern.
How do you keep her mind off Chad? She will sit and fantasise about him over dinner and while having sex. How do you stop her from cucking you with Chad? She can access Tinder, and with it millions of Chads willing to fuck her senseless, while sitting on your sofa with a few flicks of her thumb.
How do you avoid boring her? She would have had threesomes, orgies, taken drugs, drank alcohol, casual sex, BDSM sex, anal sex... everything. All of this with men who are smarter, taller, stronger and more attractive than you. Not to mention wealthier than you.
How do you please her sexually? She has spent every Saturday since the age of 14 having sex with a different chadlite or chad. And when she hasn't, she's likely been shoving even bigger dildos and vibrators up her that pleasure her far more than your 3" to 8" dick can.
These are just a few of hundreds of causes of concern.
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