man why is fucking everyone WINNING AND not ME.

[Old Ironsides]

my gottham cousin just got married and NOT ME.
you know what the fuck I HAVE RIGHT NOW?
FUCKING TEETH PAIN BECAUSE of wisdom motherfuckers even though I brush everyday fuck you @Saysitsover i believe you now fuck teeth

while literally everyone in facebook has better life than me and i see them with their gottham wife while I sit here like a little FUCKING TINY CUCK GETTING FUCKED IN MY ASS BY TEETH PAIN FUCK YOU.

 

[Old Ironsides]

im drinking more to help the problem.

 

[Moroccancel]

Go to dentist and kill your cousin in GTA V.

I have solutions for all. Just take them.

 

[Icarus]

Go to dentist and kill your cousin in GTA V.

I have solutions for all. Just take them.

 

[Moroccancel]

Thankfully no FBI in a Monarchy.

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

im drinking more to help the problem.

Just win at the drinking competition so you stop feeling like a loser theory

 

[faded]

my gottham cousin just got married and NOT ME.
you know what the fuck I HAVE RIGHT NOW?
FUCKING TEETH PAIN BECAUSE of wisdom motherfuckers even though I brush everyday fuck you @Saysitsover i believe you now fuck teeth

while literally everyone in facebook has better life than me and i see them with their gottham wife while I sit here like a little FUCKING TINY CUCK GETTING FUCKED IN MY ASS BY TEETH PAIN FUCK YOU.

Oyyyyyyyy veyy

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

If it helps you cope: he will likely end up in a dead bedroom marriage with a miserable wife who will also divorcerape him one day

 

[Vakasneb3856]

Fate decided you have shit life, thats how things go