SuicideFuel man its over for this guy: meet SAINT GROPEHANDS

[SlayerSlayer]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALTkVeG5VnI

Having a corner like this, with a bunch of ugly cope gadgets in a disgusting pile plugged into a blank wall that has a tear is a total incel trait. Got knows what kind of masturbatory rituals went on in this room

Im also obsessed with his tiny portrait of himself with headphones on in the corner:

Even when he was younger and thinner it's was over

Every time he makes a hand gesture it looks like he's gonna molest you. Imagine if you were female, and this guy backed you into a corner and just straight up raped you. That's what women think of when they think of rape. They think of getting raped by a guy like this. His stink, his sweat, the sounds of mouthbreathing and howling, and the relentless sexual pressure he puts on from 40+ years of repressed horniness. You can tell just the way his mouth is slightly open, the way the lighting shows that sheen of slithery slime on his skin that this man has enough latent sexual energy to power the sun.

Can you think of a good name for this saint
Shoutout to @Fatimacel for coining our new saint: SAINT GROPEHANDS

 

[Fantasea]

ricecels are some of the biggest lower thirdcels.

 

[psyop]

Every time he makes a hand gesture it looks like he's gonna molest you. Imagine if you were female, and this guy backed you into a corner and just straight up raped you. That's what women think of when they think of rape. They think of getting raped by a guy like this. His stink, his sweat, the sounds of mouthbreathing and howling, and the relentless sexual pressure he puts on from 40+ years of repressed horniness. You can tell just the way his mouth is slightly open, the way the lighting shows that sheen of shin on his skin that this man has enough latent sexual energy to power the sun

Poetry

 

[ThanostheGOAT]

He should make an account here

 

[ViciousKanga]

he mogs me

 

[UglyVirgin]

He should make an account here

 

[UglyVirgin]

he mogs me

 

[antisocialcel]

Imagine if you were female

 

[currycell900]

need a haircut

 

[zd60]

he mogs me

 

[SlayerSlayer]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1G5Uczkw0w

 

[SlayerSlayer]

HE CONSTANTLY MAKES HAND GESTURES THAT SHOWCASE HIS SUBCONSCIOUS NEED TO RAPE

 

[DeathSigil]

Atleast they IQ mog my ass.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Atleast they IQ mog my ass.

listening to this guy talk, I dont think he's very intelligent for a gook.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Every single image of this guy is insane, its either his face or something weird in his apartment, like this photo in the background, on top of the unpredictable hand motions that leap out at you

 

[SlayerSlayer]

 

[estonia2k]

St. Minh

 

[kay']

 

[kay']

Work of art these threads mang

 

[kay']

Im too tired to say anything meaningful

 

[BPJ]

i guarantee you, over 90% of the usERs here mogg this poor dude.

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

Mogs me.

 

[Multicell]

Every single image of this guy is insane, its either his face or something weird in his apartment, like this photo in the background, on top of the unpredictable hand motions that leap out at you

kek yes

that pic location high almost against the ceiling

 

[Fatimacel]

Can you think of a good name for this saint

Saint Gropehands

 

[Multicell]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6ZagZS_234

 

[Multicell]

he is based. i like him (no homo).

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

This guy could die while recording and no one would care
Brutal

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Saint Gropehands

YES YES YES 10/10

 

[erenyeager]

Im also obsessed with his tiny portrait of himself with headphones on in the corner:

 

[erenyeager]

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HE CONSTANTLY MAKES HAND GESTURES THAT SHOWCASE HIS SUBCONSCIOUS NEED TO RAPE

 

[erenyeager]

Idk what’s sadder, your obsession with him or him being serious and him ending up being called grope hands

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Idk what’s sadder, your obsession with him or him being serious and him ending up being called grope hands

being called saint grope hands is sadder tbh

 

[Sans]

My bro @Fatimacel is really making a name for himself, barely been here a month and has already named a saint

 

[Fatimacel]

My bro @Fatimacel is really making a name for himself, barely been here a month and has already named a saint

ER himself spoke to me and whispered into my ears "Gropehands"

 

[onyxorion]

Every time he makes a hand gesture it looks like he's gonna molest you.

You got me giggling in the store like a tweaker

 

[SlayerSlayer]

HE CANT HELP HIMSELF

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I also noticed at the end of every video, he likes to reach out toward his webcam to turn it off like a fucking first person horror movie. Imagine if you were his victim and this was the last sight you saw before he chloroformed your face.

 

[Indari]

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HE CANT HELP HIMSELF

trumpmaxxing

 

[chubbycheekcel]

I demand he be brought here at once

 

[Emba]

Fascinating

 

[CosmicSerialKiller]

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I also noticed at the end of every video, he likes to reach out toward his webcam to turn it off like a fucking first person horror movie. Imagine if you were his victim and this was the last sight you saw before he chloroformed your face.

 

[Roastie Crusher]

why do the chinks commit genocide once per century?

 

[theanty]

 

[Buried Alive 2.0]

Every time he makes a hand gesture it looks like he's gonna molest you. Imagine if you were female, and this guy backed you into a corner and just straight up raped you. That's what women think of when they think of rape. They think of getting raped by a guy like this. His stink, his sweat, the sounds of mouthbreathing and howling, and the relentless sexual pressure he puts on from 40+ years of repressed horniness. You can tell just the way his mouth is slightly open, the way the lighting shows that sheen of slithery slime on his skin that this man has enough latent sexual energy to power the sun.

This is beautifully written

 

[SlayerSlayer]

never change gropehands

 

[Maikowski]

Finally found a yellow nigga i mog, so sick of Changs walking everywhere with cute girlfriends

 

[erenyeager]

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I also noticed at the end of every video, he likes to reach out toward his webcam to turn it off like a fucking first person horror movie. Imagine if you were his victim and this was the last sight you saw before he chloroformed your face.

being called saint grope hands is sadder tbh

Idk you and him are equally as sad

 

[theanty]

@SlayerSlayer

 

[Incelist]

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Idk you and him are equally as sad

yeah you're probably right