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News Man dies suffocated after landwhale wife falls on top of him.

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This happened in my country Portugal so here's the translation.

Original news article

Dating landwhales is fatal, just don't do it bros. :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:

Man dies suffocated by obese wife after fall from bed

A 59-year-old man died after being suffocated by his partner's body in the early hours of Monday morning in the Campanhã region of Porto. Alerted by the woman's screams for help, neighbors tried to help the victim by forcing open the door, but he was declared dead at the scene.

It all happened in the couple's bedroom: the woman was lying in bed and decided to go to her husband, who was lying on the floor, only to lose her balance and fall on top of him. The woman weighs over 100 kilos, according to JN, which left her unable to get up and immobilized between the bedroom wall and the bed.

By the time neighbors managed to lift the woman off her partner, the victim had already lost consciousness. Porto Alegre Volunteer Fire Department was called to the scene, and an emergency and resuscitation vehicle was also dispatched, but the maneuvers were unsuccessful.

It took five men to lift the woman.

Police was called and, after carrying out the necessary investigations, the authorities consider that the victim suffered from accidental asphyxiation.
 
Sounds like an onion story.
 
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i was in Quarteira literally two days ago, lucky i didn’t sat on
 
the nigga was probably like GET OFF OF ME FAT BITC- *dies*
 
Over for Portugalcels
 
clown world jfl.
 
"Just date a landwhale bruh"
 
by the sound of it she would have to weigh at least 200 kilos and the man be weak for this to happen
wish there were pics
 
"You are a volcel for not dating a fat woman :soy:"
 
Not the worst way to go, tbh. Just imagine dying under the weight of enormous boobs.
 

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