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So, I'm changing some details so as to not uh be found out, but this story is 100% true, so I was out doing what I needed to do today, and was in a place of business, and this Tyrone, and he was by all means, not an asshole, goes to the checkout counter. He is asked if he found what he was looking for and if he needed help, sensing the opportunity for a joke, he points to the obv.older female cashier, and goes, "No, I needed her", and everyone had a laugh. No harm,no foul. Don't cry over something so innocuous. Said Tyrone also mentioned how in the north you have to be careful what you say to girls, cause unlike down south, and I can confirm, for all of "the southern conservative traditions", those folks are WWWWWWWAAAAAAAYYYYY the fuck more laid back than then "educated, progressive, northeast liberals who know what's best for everyone, usually due to the fucking bullshit with the Kennedys, who were in actuallity, a family of crooks", don't like that/can't take a joke, anyways........
So then, enter the next customer to go to said lady standing there. I can best describe this guy as like a mix between Phillip Seymour Hoffman and everyone's favorite cucked soyboy himself, Arthur Chu, he was not asian, but he had a similar build/facial structure to Chu, make sense?
Well, apparently, the lady in question didn't hear the harmless joke, and this person being such a good cuck soyboy whiteknight, and like this was the type of who within seconds of seeing him, nevermind when he opens his mouth, you want to punch him in the face for being such a fucking twerp, anyways, he wa trying to explain to her, and goes "You don't want to know what he said", she then prods him a bit, and he sheepishly, like imagine talking to someone who is like, mmm, not quite I'd say Jimmy Fallon, cause he's more energetic than this guy, I'm trying to think of the right comparison, ah I got it, like the type of person who's just found out about free internet porn, jacks it for a good 5 hours, and then like in mid-conversation with friends/co-workers, like sheepishly childishy brings up "Huh huh huh huh huh hey guys hey like uh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh,did you know there is free porn online? Like that's awesome!" Catch my drift?, so he then replies "He was trying to ask you out on a date." Like wow, fucking wow. Really? I'm surprised he wasn't wearing a pink pussy hat with a #MeToo and I'm with her buttons on different sides of his shirt with a resist decal on the back.
So then, enter the next customer to go to said lady standing there. I can best describe this guy as like a mix between Phillip Seymour Hoffman and everyone's favorite cucked soyboy himself, Arthur Chu, he was not asian, but he had a similar build/facial structure to Chu, make sense?
Well, apparently, the lady in question didn't hear the harmless joke, and this person being such a good cuck soyboy whiteknight, and like this was the type of who within seconds of seeing him, nevermind when he opens his mouth, you want to punch him in the face for being such a fucking twerp, anyways, he wa trying to explain to her, and goes "You don't want to know what he said", she then prods him a bit, and he sheepishly, like imagine talking to someone who is like, mmm, not quite I'd say Jimmy Fallon, cause he's more energetic than this guy, I'm trying to think of the right comparison, ah I got it, like the type of person who's just found out about free internet porn, jacks it for a good 5 hours, and then like in mid-conversation with friends/co-workers, like sheepishly childishy brings up "Huh huh huh huh huh hey guys hey like uh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh,did you know there is free porn online? Like that's awesome!" Catch my drift?, so he then replies "He was trying to ask you out on a date." Like wow, fucking wow. Really? I'm surprised he wasn't wearing a pink pussy hat with a #MeToo and I'm with her buttons on different sides of his shirt with a resist decal on the back.
