JFL Man accused of ejaculating in his boss’ coffee everyday for 4 years

[speedtypingincel]

Man accused of ejaculating in his boss' coffee everyday for 4 years

Newark, New Jersey | A man was arrested on his work site this morning after it was discovered that he was ejaculating in his employer's coffee every morning. 38-year old Lewis Williams spent the last four years working as the personal assistant of Ms. Linda Moore, executive president of the DANCO e

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[TheSecondComing]

based if true, get your own coffee

 

[ReallyRice]

based if true, get your own coffee

 

[Deleted member 4159]

"Love always finds a way"

 

[FrothySolutions]

What degree do you need to be someone's personal assistant? And how much copying does it involve?

 

[Deleted member 4159]

What degree do you need to be someone's personal assistant? And how much copying does it involve?

Alot, you have to copy and paste your semen into your boss's cup

 

[Guest2]

"Love always finds a way"

 

[Deleted member 4159]

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You got the joke right? The "love" found its way into the cup

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

I hope this is a joke, or maybe the guy said it out of anger, but didn't really do it.
I bet they'll claim this guy was a virgin. - oh, and they'll claim he's a White Supremacist too.
I can GUARANTEE he had no wife, no girlfriend; Probably never even had sex.
Not that I know him.

 

[Damo the incel]

He faces up to 1070 years in jail, he should have kept his mouth shut

 

[Guest2]

You got the joke right? The "love" found its way into the cup

Yes it cracked me up hard

 

[speedtypingincel]

I hope the guy is joking

I hope not.

 

[Guest2]

he should have kept his mouth shut

More like she should have kept her mouth shut

 

[zangano1]

How can man be that based?

 

[Deleted member 4159]

More like she should have kept her mouth shut

 

[Gone Coping]

You got the joke right? The "love" found its way into the cup

congrats on ruining your own joke

 

[Deleted member 4159]

congrats on ruining your own joke

I thought that maybe he didnt get it and was laughing at me for being bluepilled.

 

[Ghost]

That's a little too harsh of a sentence. Should be just mischief or something like that.

I'd say 3 months jail + 1000 hours community service or something like that

 

[speedtypingincel]

That's a little too harsh of a sentence.

No he spoiled the pure womin.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

That's a little too harsh of a sentence. Should be just mischief or something like that.

I'd say 3 months jail + 1000 hours community service or something like that

Lol 1000 years, may as well give him a life sentence

 

[letthegoodtimesroll]

Did the boss force him to wear a tank top to work every day?

 

[Napoleon de Nascar]

Man of culture

 

[real truecel]

it's a joke site

 

[78980n]

it's a joke site
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Not gonna lie, I didn't even click the link so I just assumed it was real.

 

[Indari]

extra cream pls
he shouldn't be arrested for adding a dietary supplement. he gave her extra protein and she's complaining

 

[cope_over_rope]

EVERY day?? No vacation or sick days? Employee of the month tbh.

 

[letthegoodtimesroll]

That is some zany site if you browse it, btw.

I always say to be nice to the people that handle your food (and beverages)

 

[iblamemyself]

No, go away! This article has been haunting me on my news app for over a year now.

 

[Deleted member 21504]

Apparently joke, but one of the most based men of all time (aside from the gay stuff); Carl Panzram, actually came and spit in peoples drinks and shit (xtremely low inhib and based, especially if u have aids or shit).

 

[Indari]

1070 years. jfl at american law

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

based if true, get your own coffee

"Love always finds a way"

Man of culture

 

[Lester]

OP is insomniac

 

[Emba]

"Good to the last drop!"

 

[THULSA COON]

He should be commended by society and not condemned.

As after all he chose a non violent way to get even with his abuser.

Yes, yes before any of you even say it I know the radfems, SJW's and cucks have already begun their social engineering bullshit on issues like this and are construing such actions and things as "passive aggressive forms of violence" but we here in sanity land know that its not actually violence.

Nasty behavior?

Sure.

Violence?

No.

 

[andinocel]

I literally fucking laughed out loud at this shit.

 

[Beta_Le_Pew]

"Good to the last drop!"

Nice.

 

[JestER]

[Based]

She wouldn't be pressing charges if it was Chad's cum

 

[Emba]

Nice.

He should have used his sperm as a voodoo tool!

 

[Pigman]

He faces up to 1070 years in jail, he should have kept his mouth shut

By 2040 it will be illegal to disagree with a foid