JFL Made mom spat ice cream

[Rasama]

I was eating ice cream with my mom, and we talked about how i should get a part time job on my mid-term break

She said i should go work for my dad, he'll accept me. I said he wouldn't, because i suck at most things, and the only thing that was good about me is i have a pretty face

She spat out ice cream from the laughter

 

[weaselbomber]

 

[Wrath]

 

[theanty]

 

[Geno]

 

[FastBlast]

 

[heroinecel]

brutal, imagine getting humiliated by your own mother, if my mom ever says I'm ugly, I'm just roping myself the next day

 

[Grimace]

At least you have a good sense of humor!

 

[Emba]

There's no ice cream for you're face

 

[slavcel11]

the sense of humor that would win bitches over (not)

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Yep, it never began

 

[CosmicInjustice]

This isn’t funny. Your mom sounds like a bitch who doesn’t know how lucky she is to be born a foid.

 

[rapetorturekill]

 

[ThePornographer]

She spat out ice cream from the laughter

 

[BuFFooN]