Yeah...really hard to figure that out.
It's about as obvious as the fact that holes find me unattractive.
Might not be so obvious. I don't see it from where I'm standing.
And here I was thinking that word choice was part of writing.
teetering dangerously close to IT-style snark.
Of course it is. Again, you seem to be tiptoeing around the points I've raised about most "synonyms" not being semantically redundant. Moreover, there's the
sound of the word to consider, the impressions it produces (you can't calculate the change of "meaning" from expression to impression, but that does not stand in the way of expression asserting itself), how it fits alongside its neighbors, the connotations it has. Writing is more than choosing the easiest way to vomit out half-formed and crude ideas.
It's not only what I wouldn't do; it's what every other competent writer wouldn't do.
I get the sense you're not especially familiar with "competent writing" outside of mercantile or technical contexts. There, yeah, some kind of convention and concision is expected. But it is boring and has no place in fencing in one's own expression. Go beyond high-flown English and look at something like
Finnegan's Wake or
J.R. Why were those books written the way they were?
Also, "Oh gawd, the thought" is teetering dangerously close to IT-style snark.
Nah, perfectly fitting for the kind of finicky dismissal you've made. Sounds like an old matron clutching her pearls. "I wouldn't be caught
dead!"
No, "r/iamverysmart" serves that purpose. "Pseudo-intellectual" is an appropriate response to any bloviating asshole.
No, not really. Head over to that
/sub and I have a feeling you'll see "pseudo-intellectual" bandied about more than even "toxic". "Asshole" is the scatological gender-race-and-orientation-neutral Redditor pejorative of choice too, nice touch.
Because not all words are created equal.
Some words are good. Some suck. Some were invented by idiots.
The ones that can say what it would otherwise take several words to say are a great linguistic invention.
The ones that are just complex synonyms for much simpler words are not.
Yeah, a straight-shooter like you needs to take the torch to the English lexicon. So many "useless" words in need of removal.
What do you think written ideas are composed of? Not words?
And the fact that it's "bizarre and fumbling" is the fucking point. That's what shitty writers like you are doing. You're trying to reinvent the wheel. You're writing "around" what it is you're trying to express because you think it makes you sound more intelligent.
And here's another hint: If you can't express an idea in plain language without it sounding dull or corny, the idea you're trying to express isn't what you should be saying.
"Moreover, what you, poorly impersonating me, were trying to communicate occurs antecedent to any question of "propagating" words on the "medium" of the internet - you are talking about word choice - selecting one term to "supplant" another"
I have read this sentence over and over and I can not figure out what you are trying to say.
I'll just go back to what I wrote and break it down:
Original Sentence: It's not to use different words in place of perfectly good, concise ones.
Shitty Replacement Sentence: It's not to propagate heterogeneous dialect to supplant linguistic propagation that satisfies the criteria for succinctness and clarity.
Propagate heterogeneous dialect: Put out (via a medium) a variety of words from a regional language
To supplant: To replace
Linguistic propagation: Putting out words
That satisfies the criteria for: That are
Succinctness and clarity: Concise.
You seem to be saying it's a "bad impression" because it's not a 1:1 synonym replacement sentence, but I wasn't trying to do it that way. I was trying to convey the same idea in the clunkiest way possible. Had I used an actual thesaurus to make every word perfectly interchangeable, the result wouldn't have been as pretentious as I wanted.
Writing around is a much a part of writing as
writing on. Do you think the interstices and branches of communication are without significance? Why doesn't everyone write in the exact same way? Why are there styles distinct to each writer (yes, even you)?
This is how I write. This is the organization and choice of words that comes most naturally in trying to get across what I want to. Again, agonizing over impressions on a anonymous forum is fruitless. I am concerned with
expressing. You might not like it, others do, some of them having posted in this very thread. In all this talk of audiences, you seem to think my audience is
you and
you alone.
What I wrote makes perfect sense:
"Moreover, what you, poorly impersonating me, were trying to communicate occurs antecedent to any question of "propagating" words on the "medium" of the internet - you are talking about word choice - selecting one term to "supplant" another"
These can be troublesome ideas to wrestle into life, especially here where half of the excerpt concerns
your phrases, which are lacking in clarity for the reasons I elaborated above.
Here:
You were imitating me using wording that was not only inept, but also semantically nonsensical. You meant to talk about my choice of words behind this patchy and confused veil of snark, ended up dealing with the simple act of writing
itself. This is a bad and dishonest characterization of my writing, which you've repeatedly emphasized that you understand in spite of your complaints about "big words" - it is therefore clear to you and everyone else who posted in here (thanks, sorry about what happened) dodging around uppity ethnicopers and your very own useless "contribution".
It was a bad impression because my meaning was clear and the words I used were woven fluidly into a narrative arc. If you wanted to make fun of the use of "too many" polysyllabic words, yeah, go ahead and tack them on as much as you want. I still expect you to use them correctly, as I did.
Pseudo-intellectual critics also have a unique vocabulary. Your writing epitomizes it. That's why Kent confused you with that guy on Twitter.
He got confused because he initially took issue with the soyboy's writing, just like I did and like I intended for people to discuss. After seeing you complain about my writing, he made the mistake of assuming I must have written the soyscreed. The styles are totally distinct, the tones completely opposite (histrionic versus detached). There is no "pseudo-intellectual dialect".
What you are trying to point out are
styles. Nabokov did not write in Nabokovian "dialect". You can claim that
my own style has a theudo-intellectual
character, but I'd disagree.
And that's why most Americans would have no clue what half the words you wrote mean.
Why does this matter? You must not pick up books very often huh?
Obviously, you would want to use more formal writing than that because that would also miss your target audience (unless you're in Detroit).
But there's a difference between good and bad formal writing.
You can describe Moby Dick without making every other word something that about 5 people know the meaning of.
My "target audience" is a large and heterogeneous forum composed of people with a wide range of tastes. I write how I write, some will be inclined to read, some won't. I don't go into "It's over girl liek Chad" threads and demand greater depth.
You
can describe
Moby Dick simply but you'll lose most of its significance. There's a reason that hermeneutics is a profession and not an idle hobby of making summaries. There's no reason to vulgarize when Melville was no stranger to bombast himself and packed the novel full of intricate trivia about whaling.
The only effect vocabulary like yours produces is eye-rolling, thoughts of, "what a pretentious dipshit," and clicks of the "back" button.
Then don't use them. Use better words that most people actually know the meaning of.
There are no "better" words, only suitable or not. Again, all of these words exist for a reason. They are not thitty fucking garbage words. They are not mistakes. They are not neologisms in the provenance of a single man.
And as far as I know, the is the first thread of yours I have "defecated" in. If you continue to write in this style, I just won't read it. I have no reason to address this again.
Yeah, still one too many.