Story Losing my virginity to a eurowhore hooker: the complete unadulterated story.

[subhuman]

Before I went to her place, I was super nervous that I wouldn't be able to get hard or cum. I had read some incel horror stories about going to whores and being too high inhib to get a boner. Also grip told me when I went I would be too nervous and all the blood would leave my penis. And I didn't have any dick pills. Also I am a based lardcel with a hideous body, but I have low inhibmaxxed enough so that part didn't bother me.

When I show up, she opens the door and I see her standing there in lingerie, and her cleavage is suuuper deep, exposing her huge breasts. They were fucking massive, I've never even seen tits this big on a white woman, only on obese black sheboons. I've never even seen girls show that much cleavage except in porn, it was crazy to actually see the shit you see in porn but irl. Instantly I am pitching a tent, which ended my fear of not being able to perform. Also the room was dimly lit so she couldn't see how red my face was. I knew it was gonna be a good time.

She gives me a kiss on the cheek and I hand over the hundred bucks. We then start to undress and she motions me to the bed. Before I get on I make sure to get a full real kiss from her. That was my first kiss. Then I lay down on the bed and she puts lube on her tits and rubs herself on my dick. It was then I made a mistake, because I wanted to suck her nipples and it tasted like lube she also sucked them and didn't seem to mind it. I played with her tits but they were so big I didn't know what to do with them. I couldnt grab one with one hand because it would just spill out, they were that big. I liked squeezing them though. Then she put a condom on me and blew me. I couldn't feel shit because of the condom. Then she got on top of me and rode me. I held my hands on her hips as she grinded on me and her big tits clapped in my face. Then we switched positions and I fucked her missionary. Her big tits were bouncing so much as I humped her and she leg locked me. Tbh I couldn't feel shit from sex, probably because of the condom. Also my motion felt awkward and it felt like my dick was at an awkward angle. Finally I laid back down and she jerked me off until I came, with her big tits resting on my balls and legs. She deathgripped me hard, I thought I was a deathgripper but this was so hard it almost hurt. I hadn't fapped for two weeks so when I came I shot ropes, but it was mostly on my chest because my dick was pointed towards me, which was lame. Then I showered and bounced.

The whole time it was just surreal. Foids have always been unobtainable and I never thought I would know the pleasures of a female's body. I couldn't believe it. Also, while I was fucking her, all my anxiety was just gone. It must be some animal instinct thing because I was just 100% zoned in on sex. Afterwards I was so pumped that I was able to perform in the big moment and lose my virginity, what an amazing feeling. It feels so good to be a red blooded male confident in his own sexual prowess. It's helping me with my own self worth too. When I see "stacys" I know that I have fucked foids who titmog them. When I see normies, I know I have fucked foids hotter than the foids they fuck. Now they don't seem so high and mighty sitting in their ivory tower. It's like paying for sex is the cheat code that allows you to transcend from subhuman to God mode. However, the second time I fucked it lacked the magic and just felt ok. So I'd recommend even if you don't want to get into this hobby, just fuck at least once just to see what it's like.

 

[racoon4]

When I see "stacys" I know that I have fucked foids who titmog them. When I see normies, I know I have fucked foids hotter than the foids they fuck. Now they don't seem so high and mighty sitting in their ivory tower

but you had to give her money it's not the same

 

[Deleted member 42309]

Good for you brocel Im coping hard by moneymaxxing to arrangedmarriagemaxx with an islamic cutie but if i fucking fail im going to escortmaxx with that money

 

[subhuman]

but you had to give her money it's not the same

Paid sex is the same as unpaid sex. Either way it's just sex. It's just the physical act of putting your penis in a vagina. The only difference is in your head, which you have the power to change. Tbh this is just a cope for incels who don't want to escortcel so they can feel like they are helpless and justify pouting until they maybe get sex from some roastie whore who they probably have to betabux.

 

[Misogynist Curry 卐]

She probably had fake tits.

 

[Deleted member 42309]

She probably had fake tits.

Just like most foids nowadays you ever been to goa? All of the currywhores there have enhanced tits fucking whores

 

[subhuman]

She probably had fake tits.

I don't think so

 

[K9Otaku]

Before I went to her place, I was super nervous that I wouldn't be able to get hard or cum. I had read some incel horror stories about going to whores and being too high inhib to get a boner. Also grip told me when I went I would be too nervous and all the blood would leave my penis. And I didn't have any dick pills. Also I am a based lardcel with a hideous body, but I have low inhibmaxxed enough so that part didn't bother me.

When I show up, she opens the door and I see her standing there in lingerie, and her cleavage is suuuper deep, exposing her huge breasts. They were fucking massive, I've never even seen tits this big on a white woman, only on obese black sheboons. I've never even seen girls show that much cleavage except in porn, it was crazy to actually see the shit you see in porn but irl. Instantly I am pitching a tent, which ended my fear of not being able to perform. Also the room was dimly lit so she couldn't see how red my face was. I knew it was gonna be a good time.

She gives me a kiss on the cheek and I hand over the hundred bucks. We then start to undress and she motions me to the bed. Before I get on I make sure to get a full real kiss from her. That was my first kiss. Then I lay down on the bed and she puts lube on her tits and rubs herself on my dick. It was then I made a mistake, because I wanted to suck her nipples and it tasted like lube she also sucked them and didn't seem to mind it. I played with her tits but they were so big I didn't know what to do with them. I couldnt grab one with one hand because it would just spill out, they were that big. I liked squeezing them though. Then she put a condom on me and blew me. I couldn't feel shit because of the condom. Then she got on top of me and rode me. I held my hands on her hips as she grinded on me and her big tits clapped in my face. Then we switched positions and I fucked her missionary. Her big tits were bouncing so much as I humped her and she leg locked me. Tbh I couldn't feel shit from sex, probably because of the condom. Also my motion felt awkward and it felt like my dick was at an awkward angle. Finally I laid back down and she jerked me off until I came, with her big tits resting on my balls and legs. She deathgripped me hard, I thought I was a deathgripper but this was so hard it almost hurt. I hadn't fapped for two weeks so when I came I shot ropes, but it was mostly on my chest because my dick was pointed towards me, which was lame. Then I showered and bounced.

The whole time it was just surreal. Foids have always been unobtainable and I never thought I would know the pleasures of a female's body. I couldn't believe it. Also, while I was fucking her, all my anxiety was just gone. It must be some animal instinct thing because I was just 100% zoned in on sex. Afterwards I was so pumped that I was able to perform in the big moment and lose my virginity, what an amazing feeling. It feels so good to be a red blooded male confident in his own sexual prowess. It's helping me with my own self worth too. When I see "stacys" I know that I have fucked foids who titmog them. When I see normies, I know I have fucked foids hotter than the foids they fuck. Now they don't seem so high and mighty sitting in their ivory tower. It's like paying for sex is the cheat code that allows you to transcend from subhuman to God mode. However, the second time I fucked it lacked the magic and just felt ok. So I'd recommend even if you don't want to get into this hobby, just fuck at least once just to see what it's like.

Great! Congratulations brohookercel

 

[K9Otaku]

She probably had fake tits.

I fucked hookers who had fake tits and others whose were real. You can easily tell the difference.

 

[K9Otaku]

but you had to give her money it's not the same

Foid worship.

 

[jerkjocky]

no saving plastic bag humpers (condomed sex). you didnt have sex, you fucked a plastic bag. you are still virgin idiot. sex is raw penis in vagina. which means you need a NON WHORE women to fuck, as with a WHORE you will get STDs.

you didnt lose your virginity fucking dimwit. you humped a plastic bag. jfl
@METALMILITA88

 

[K9Otaku]

Paid sex is the same as unpaid sex. Either way it's just sex. It's just the physical act of putting your penis in a vagina. The only difference is in your head, which you have the power to change. Tbh this is just a cope for incels who don't want to escortcel so they can feel like they are helpless and justify pouting until they maybe get sex from some roastie whore who they probably have to betabux.

 

[BlackPilledOverdose]

Congratulations.

 

[BlackPilledOverdose]

I going to start escortcelling as soon as I learn to drive.

 

[Nihilistic Lowlife]

Can't relate

 

[Deleted member 40612]

pics or it didn't happen

 

[subhuman]

Great! Congratulations brohookercel

thanks brocel! it's good to have support from my favorite poster.

 

[K9Otaku]

thanks brocel! it's good to have support from my favorite poster.

 

[Hopium]

no saving plastic bag humpers (condomed sex). you didnt have sex, you fucked a plastic bag. you are still virgin idiot. sex is raw penis in vagina. which means you need a NON WHORE women to fuck, as with a WHORE you will get STDs.

you didnt lose your virginity fucking dimwit. you humped a plastic bag. jfl
@METALMILITA88

yeah I guess there is levels to everything

Before I went to her place, I was super nervous that I wouldn't be able to get hard or cum. I had read some incel horror stories about going to whores and being too high inhib to get a boner. Also grip told me when I went I would be too nervous and all the blood would leave my penis. And I didn't have any dick pills. Also I am a based lardcel with a hideous body, but I have low inhibmaxxed enough so that part didn't bother me.

When I show up, she opens the door and I see her standing there in lingerie, and her cleavage is suuuper deep, exposing her huge breasts. They were fucking massive, I've never even seen tits this big on a white woman, only on obese black sheboons. I've never even seen girls show that much cleavage except in porn, it was crazy to actually see the shit you see in porn but irl. Instantly I am pitching a tent, which ended my fear of not being able to perform. Also the room was dimly lit so she couldn't see how red my face was. I knew it was gonna be a good time.

She gives me a kiss on the cheek and I hand over the hundred bucks. We then start to undress and she motions me to the bed. Before I get on I make sure to get a full real kiss from her. That was my first kiss. Then I lay down on the bed and she puts lube on her tits and rubs herself on my dick. It was then I made a mistake, because I wanted to suck her nipples and it tasted like lube she also sucked them and didn't seem to mind it. I played with her tits but they were so big I didn't know what to do with them. I couldnt grab one with one hand because it would just spill out, they were that big. I liked squeezing them though. Then she put a condom on me and blew me. I couldn't feel shit because of the condom. Then she got on top of me and rode me. I held my hands on her hips as she grinded on me and her big tits clapped in my face. Then we switched positions and I fucked her missionary. Her big tits were bouncing so much as I humped her and she leg locked me. Tbh I couldn't feel shit from sex, probably because of the condom. Also my motion felt awkward and it felt like my dick was at an awkward angle. Finally I laid back down and she jerked me off until I came, with her big tits resting on my balls and legs. She deathgripped me hard, I thought I was a deathgripper but this was so hard it almost hurt. I hadn't fapped for two weeks so when I came I shot ropes, but it was mostly on my chest because my dick was pointed towards me, which was lame. Then I showered and bounced.

The whole time it was just surreal. Foids have always been unobtainable and I never thought I would know the pleasures of a female's body. I couldn't believe it. Also, while I was fucking her, all my anxiety was just gone. It must be some animal instinct thing because I was just 100% zoned in on sex. Afterwards I was so pumped that I was able to perform in the big moment and lose my virginity, what an amazing feeling. It feels so good to be a red blooded male confident in his own sexual prowess. It's helping me with my own self worth too. When I see "stacys" I know that I have fucked foids who titmog them. When I see normies, I know I have fucked foids hotter than the foids they fuck. Now they don't seem so high and mighty sitting in their ivory tower. It's like paying for sex is the cheat code that allows you to transcend from subhuman to God mode. However, the second time I fucked it lacked the magic and just felt ok. So I'd recommend even if you don't want to get into this hobby, just fuck at least once just to see what it's like.

I'm glad you can move forward having experienced this
realize your dreams

 

[Liptusg]

My problem with going to a hooker is perpetuating an exploitative profession practiced almost exclusively by foids designed to earn an income from the very same omega males which they forcefully put into their position by sexually ostracizing and discriminating against them. For some reason drug dealers who foster addictions in disenfranchised demographics so they can then squeeze them for more and more cash to fuel it are considered predatory and evil by society, but women denying ugly males sex so they can later on squeeze money out of them for it, or even for watching their body on Twitch, are not.

It's humiliating. "Self-worth"? More like a testament to being less than a slave in the modern western hierarchy. What's next, foids in government decide to shut down water and electricity for all incels so we get the 'privilege' of paying a huge markup for it in order to have access to what everyone else is inherently entitled to, and that would make us on equal footing with them?

 

[jerkjocky]

My problem with going to a hooker is perpetuating an exploitative profession practiced almost exclusively by foids designed to earn an income from the very same omega males which they forcefully put into their position by sexually ostracizing and discriminating against them. For some reason drug dealers who foster addictions in disenfranchised demographics so they can then squeeze them for more and more cash to fuel it are considered predatory and evil by society, but women denying ugly males sex so they can later on squeeze money out of them for it, or even for watching their body on Twitch, are not.

It's humiliating. "Self-worth"? More like a testament to being less than a slave in the modern western hierarchy. What's next, foids in government decide to shut down water and electricity for all incels so we get the 'privilege' of paying a huge markup for it in order to have access to what everyone else is inherently entitled to, and that would make us on equal footing with them?

and not to mention you dont actually experience sex by doing it because you have a plastic bag over your cock and AT BEST feel a slight pressure and heat...

 

[SoloAlex]

It's like paying for sex is the cheat code that allows you to transcend from subhuman to God mode.

You fucked a hooker!!!!

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

Escortcelling is foid worshipping at its best. Guys like you pay the lifestyle of some washed-up hooker. Pathetic.

 

[SoloAlex]

Paid sex is the same as unpaid sex.

You never had unpaid sex you big ass retard so how do you know?

God damn the amount of coping here is unbearable. I can’t be online for more than 10 minutes bc of cringe posts like this

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

'Self worth' paid for sex
'Self worth' paid for sex
'Self worth' paid for sex
'Self worth' paid for sex
'Self worth' paid for sex
'Self worth' paid for sex

 

[InMinecraft]

but you had to give her money it's not the same

 

[Justdone]

Should’ve humped her boobs without a condom for all that

 

[Lux]

Fucking escorts seem like a bad idea and with condom is even worse, there are very expensive escorts that require medical tests of STDs and let you fuck them raw, but is still bad to "fuck" an escort. Escorts are good only for foot worship.

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

Wow, that was an amazing first time brother. I'm glad that you had such an amazing experience with a toilet.

Mine was with an Indonesian prostitute and I discovered that apparently I have life-long premature ejaculation. Despite the fact that she's had countless of clients before me she was disappointed and said "That fast?!" And while I did return to her later, for her it's € 50,- per time, which is as long as you last, she told me that she's been with some clients for hours and that she really enjoys her job, but said that she considers me to be a really bad client because I suck at it (always coming so fast). I've tried others and this always happens to me...

I'm honestly happy to read the story of a fellow incel who got it so fast. Every time it ever happened to me in the past it feels surreal, like something is happening that the entire universe is conspiring against, something that isn't supposed to happen in the natural order of the universe.

 

[subhuman]

My problem with going to a hooker is perpetuating an exploitative profession practiced almost exclusively by foids designed to earn an income from the very same omega males which they forcefully put into their position by sexually ostracizing and discriminating against them. For some reason drug dealers who foster addictions in disenfranchised demographics so they can then squeeze them for more and more cash to fuel it are considered predatory and evil by society, but women denying ugly males sex so they can later on squeeze money out of them for it, or even for watching their body on Twitch, are not.

It's humiliating. "Self-worth"? More like a testament to being less than a slave in the modern western hierarchy. What's next, foids in government decide to shut down water and electricity for all incels so we get the 'privilege' of paying a huge markup for it in order to have access to what everyone else is inherently entitled to, and that would make us on equal footing with them?

Escortcelling is foid worshipping at its best. Guys like you pay the lifestyle of some washed-up hooker. Pathetic.

better than no sex at all

 

[subhuman]

'Self worth' paid for sex
'Self worth' paid for sex
'Self worth' paid for sex
'Self worth' paid for sex
'Self worth' paid for sex
'Self worth' paid for sex

I fuck and you don't

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

better than no sex at all

cope

 

[subhuman]

cope

I fuck and you don't

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

lol, you "fuck" (wearing a condom) a used skank by paying her money like a cuck

 

[subhuman]

lol, you "fuck" (wearing a condom) a used skank by paying her money like a cuck

have sex

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

have sex

Youre just financing these washed-up hoes with your money. I bet they bitches you fuck look like shit too

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

I fuck and you don't

Sacrificed every ounce of dignity to say he fuck, but will leave out that he paid for it.

Cucks are vermins you can't mog anyone.

 

[subhuman]

Sacrificed every ounce of dignity to say he fuck, but will leave out that he paid for it.

Cucks are vermins you can't mog anyone.

if you are choosing to not have sex that makes you more of a cuck than me

 

[subhuman]

Youre just financing these washed-up hoes with your money

don't care. at the end of the day i'm fucking. maybe that will make it worse for you though

 

[Misogynist Curry 卐]

Just like most foids nowadays you ever been to goa? All of the currywhores there have enhanced tits fucking whores

Yes Goa is full of whores. I believe they all fuck White men over there, don't they?? Sorry but I feel y'all non North Indians(excuding muslims) are cucked. Especially Bengalis.
Kolkata has the biggest brothel in the Asia. Most of the whores in Delhi's brothels are also Bengalis.

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

don't care. at the end of the day i'm fucking. maybe that will make it worse for you though

Worse? How, you moron? Everybody could pay money for a skank. Crazy how stupid you are. Im just a not a betacuck like you who' s proud that he fucked a bitch for money.

 

[subhuman]

Everybody could pay money for a skank

They could. But they won't. They are poor and can't overcome their own mental barriers to achieve it

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

They could. But they won't. They are poor and can't overcome their own mental barriers to achieve it

Gigacope. Im just not a beta cuck like you are plus Id never pay a bitch money. A bitch has to pay me money for sex tbh.

 

[subhuman]

Gigacope. Im just not a beta cuck like you are plus Id never pay a bitch money. A bitch has to pay me money for sex tbh.

You are a NEET who couldn't even get enough money to fuck if he wanted to. And you think I'm coping

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

You are a NEET who couldn't even get enough money to fuck if he wanted to. And you think I'm coping

Lol, being NEET dont mean i have no money. In fact i have so much money that i could fuck your mum but shes not good enough. See. Money is not the problem. Im just not a beta cuck like you are whos proud of fuckin some old, ugly skank for money lol.

 

[subhuman]

In fact i have so much money that i could fuck your mum but shes not good enough. See. Money is not the problem.

LARP power fantasy

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

LARP power fantasy

If you think that, kid.

 

[Shrek]

no saving plastic bag humpers (condomed sex). you didnt have sex, you fucked a plastic bag. you are still virgin idiot. sex is raw penis in vagina. which means you need a NON WHORE women to fuck, as with a WHORE you will get STDs.

you didnt lose your virginity fucking dimwit. you humped a plastic bag. jfl
@METALMILITA88

 

[Shrek]

My problem with going to a hooker is perpetuating an exploitative profession practiced almost exclusively by foids designed to earn an income from the very same omega males which they forcefully put into their position by sexually ostracizing and discriminating against them. For some reason drug dealers who foster addictions in disenfranchised demographics so they can then squeeze them for more and more cash to fuel it are considered predatory and evil by society, but women denying ugly males sex so they can later on squeeze money out of them for it, or even for watching their body on Twitch, are not.

It's humiliating. "Self-worth"? More like a testament to being less than a slave in the modern western hierarchy. What's next, foids in government decide to shut down water and electricity for all incels so we get the 'privilege' of paying a huge markup for it in order to have access to what everyone else is inherently entitled to, and that would make us on equal footing with them?

Based post greycel

 

[Snowman888]

but you had to give her money it's not the same

We dont HAVE ANY FUCKING OPTION U FUCKING BLUEPILLS FAGS

Y U DONT ACCEPT FOIDS WILL NEVER LOVE US

B B-BUT IM BLACKPILLED U FUCKING FAKER




Congratulations escortcel