Fancy Alcoholic
Living by the name
★★★★★
- Joined
- Sep 2, 2020
- Posts
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"I'm ugly and not confident and live in my garage. How to attract females my fellow high school "frens" ? "
"Just go oUt tHeRe bro."
"Hello my fellow redpilled alpha males on the internet. Despite going to club and trying PUA and other High IQ socialite technics, I can't seem to be able to attract the fairer sex. How to join your fine club of gentlemenerinos ?"
"Just moneymaXx broO."
"I'm finally out of the rat race and moved in a tropical tax heaven, but still no female wants me. What to do now ?"
"Just lift weight brooOO."
"I spend all my free time lifting barbels and become a better healthy looking man. But still no 3D waifu in my 1D laifu. Some even seem to fear me [sad emoji] . What should I do ?"
"Just surgery maXx brOo".
"I finally spent all my life savings on surgery to hopefully ascend, my fellow alpha redpilled gentlemen. Wish me good luck boyos, I might get lucky soon. "
Meanwhile :
Chad never had to leave his garage to know the taste of pussy in the first place. They flock right in his garage instead.
Chad just went out to buy beer and bread and can't explain why a cutie he just met desperately wanted to follow him back home.
Chad can be an amateur lift weighter and be praised for his power and good looking abs by stranger foids ( instead of being seen as a compensating bloatmaXxed weirdo).
Chad doesn't even need to surgery maXx, but when he does, he's so ridiculously good looking that it's definitely fucking over for the rest of the male population.
Sorry for brutal post buddy boyo. Just LDAR maXx already. You belong here.