Serious Looking to escortcel - need tips

[rotting-alone]

Day 2 of my mental castration pure Zen monk 0% sex drive state. I walked around the city on this hot summer day and even went to the fucking BEACH and saw all the surfer Chad's with their Stacy girlfriends in bikinis. Didn't feel jack shit. No SuiFuel, no RopeFuel, no jealousy, nothing. Dick didn't even get hard watching all the girls jiggling in their bikinis.

Now I feel like I can escortcel without guilt or regret or feeling "icky" about it. I just wanna try it out "just because". I'm emotionally detached from sex and romance to a point where hiring an escort will be like an atheist going to a church just because. He doesn't believe in God, he thinks religion is bullshit, but he goes to a Church one day just because. Not to bomb it, not to convert people, just to observe and see what it's like.

I wanna do the same thing with an escort. Might not even want PIV sex. Just want to make her get naked and suck her tits or something.

BUT HOW THE FUCK do I find a reasonably priced escort in Toronto? They took down backpage and apparently that was the best site ever for finding escorts.

I'm 5"10, 22, white, and well-groomed so I don't think she'll reject me right away. Need tips boyos.

 

[TomathonClancy]

Screw escorts, just play video games and eat oreos or something. Longer pleasure and numbs the pain.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Interested in this also. Backpage going down seems to have fucked things up.

You could try:
https://www.eros.com/ontario/toronto/sections/toronto_escorts.htm

Or a professional escort agency.

 

[gstvtrp]

Why not go to a strip club if you don't want PIV?

 

[imbored21]

eros
switter
preferred411
slixa
eroticmonkey

 

[Kokoro]

Why not go to a strip club if you don't want PIV?

I thought you said you were an heroing

 

[Givingup20]

We have plenty here in the UK i'm only 20 but i might try one just to lose my v bEfoRe i give up on life

 

[blackcel]

The classic way of doing this is by going to bars and asking around. There are also online sites, but that will only lead you to the overpriced or expensive high class escorts.

The sweet spot are those hole in the wall, obviously illegal brothers that only get business from word of mouth. Asian massage parlors are a bit of a gamble. This is based off my experience in the US, I dont know shit about Toronto.

 

[rotting-alone]

The classic way of doing this is by going to bars and asking around. There are also online sites, but that will only lead you to the overpriced or expensive high class escorts.

LOL that sounds like a good way to get the bouncer to beat your ass. Canadian bars are SJW and PC as fuck. If a female bartender overhears me asking a guy about escorts she'd blab to the bouncer and I'll get kicked out or arrested.

I do agree about the online thing though, all the ones I can see seem to be expensive as fuck. These girls are for old grey-haired businsesmen who work on Wall Street and just need some action while they're on a business trip. That's why they're expensive as fuck.
Unfortunately, it seems like escorts aren't geared toward the "lonely pathetic deadbeat virgin" market.

The sweet spot are those hole in the wall, obviously illegal brothers that only get business from word of mouth. Asian massage parlors are a bit of a gamble. This is based off my experience in the US, I dont know shit about Toronto.

I'm sure this is also very true; shady places like you see in the movies. Problem is I'm a friendless truecel so there's no way I can learn about shady businesses through word of mouth. And I'm pretty sure a brothel doesn't have a Google Maps address or homepage. Lmao.

Why not go to a strip club if you don't want PIV?

Because I've spent over $3,000 at strip clubs and it's an idiotic waste of time no matter what you do. I can write an entire essay on how stupid strip clubs are.

Interested in this also. Backpage going down seems to have fucked things up.

You could try:
https://www.eros.com/ontario/toronto/sections/toronto_escorts.htm

Or a professional escort agency.

I've done a fair bit of research and apparently escorts from agencies are not the ideal choice. They're burnt out and careless and don't really put in any effort or anything. For the best experience you need to go to independent girls; particularly foreign ones with heavy accents. Trust me, this is a motif that carries all throughout any sort of sex work. I've gotten lap dances from hundreds of strippers over the years and the typical blonde Stacies are always dead and lifeless. There's the typical blonde girl who grew up in America/Canada and is just stripping to pay for college or something. The girl with a long name from Venezuela or Hungary that hardly speaks English and came here on a cargo ship and is waiting for a green card...they always gives the wildest dance. It's just a cultural engrained thing.

That sites looks helpful though so I'll check that out.

But, my serious tip to you: avoid agencies, and avoid American "hollywood bimbo" girls. Go for foriegn "Lucrezia" girls instead of North American "Tiffany".

Just look at this girl I found on Eros: https://www.eros.com/ontario/toronto/files/692447.htm?cat=60

She has her own website that looks professional AF. She's a high-class Hollywood type and asks $350 for a an hour. What. the. fuck. I can't fucking afford that.

Why does escortcelling have to be so fucking hard. I don't need a Platinum model but I also don't want a chlymidia-riddled single nigger mom on the sidewalk trying to pay for kids left over by Tyrone and Jamal. Just a midrange sleazy girl. Is that so much to ask.

 

[imbored21]

I've done a fair bit of research and apparently escorts from agencies are not the ideal choice. They're burnt out and careless and don't really put in any effort or anything. For the best experience you need to go to independent girls; particularly foreign ones with heavy accents. Trust me, this is a motif that carries all throughout any sort of sex work. I've gotten lap dances from hundreds of strippers over the years and the typical blonde Stacies are always dead and lifeless. There's the typical blonde girl who grew up in America/Canada and is just stripping to pay for college or something. The girl with a long name from Venezuela or Hungary that hardly speaks English and came here on a cargo ship and is waiting for a green card...they always gives the wildest dance. It's just a cultural engrained thing.

That sites looks helpful though so I'll check that out.

But, my serious tip to you: avoid agencies, and avoid American "hollywood bimbo" girls. Go for foriegn "Lucrezia" girls instead of North American "Tiffany".

Agencies are fine. Main bitch is from an agency. Agency just means pimp. Pros are the pimp will reply to your messages instantly and you don't have to deal with flaky/irresponsive femoids. Con is you will never get overtime.

 

[Deleted member 60]

i agree, foreign bitches seem superior. But tbh this sounds like bad timing, you will probably regret it. At least wait until you're horny

 

[rotting-alone]

Agencies are fine. Main bitch is from an agency. Agency just means pimp. Pros are the pimp will reply to your messages instantly and you don't have to deal with flaky/irresponsive femoids. Con is you will never get overtime.

Damn - I always thought agencies were real shit because I didn't know pimps could do web design. But yeah I don't like the idea of her being 100% disengaged. I still want her to be "into it" even though I know that's an idiotic request to ask for a paid sex worker.

How much do you pay for your main girl? And could you reccomen me something in the ~100 range?

i agree, foreign bitches seem superior. But tbh this sounds like bad timing, you will probably regret it. At least wait until you're horny

Good point - but I don't have to act right away. I can still just do the research, get the information, exchange some emails with the girl and then have everything ready so when I am horny the legwork is all done and I can just proceed with the escortcelling action.

 

[IronMike]

waste your money for what? to pay for a deadbeat chad's kid?

 

[Mainländer]

Escort pro tips:

Look for sites/forums where your local prostitutes or prostitution points are discussed and rated, this prevents being scammed or going to a shitty overpriced place.

No reason to feel anxiety when approaching an escort, just be clear and direct. Talk about the price, the time and the sexual practices that you want to do. Be polite and normal.

Don't put your mouth anywhere (don't kiss her, don't eat her pussy, let alone her ass), don't fuck pussy/ass without condom. Raw blowjobs are safe. With this you're safe against STDs.

Keep a track of the time to avoid being time-scammed.

Not sure if that tip applies to Toronto, but here in Brazil, don't let your belongings unsupervised around prostitutes, some can steal even cellphones and shit. Good look trying to retrieve stolen shit in a Brazilian whorehouse run by drug dealers and thugs.

 

[Rice Cel]

Step one- go on Internet and search up escorts in Toronto

Step two- meet up with escort

 

[Deleted member 60]

Agencies are fine. Main bitch is from an agency. Agency just means pimp. Pros are the pimp will reply to your messages instantly and you don't have to deal with flaky/irresponsive femoids. Con is you will never get overtime.

some girls do, especially if they're doing independent on the side

 

[imbored21]

Damn - I always thought agencies were real shit because I didn't know pimps could do web design. But yeah I don't like the idea of her being 100% disengaged. I still want her to be "into it" even though I know that's an idiotic request to ask for a paid sex worker.

How much do you pay for your main girl? And could you reccomen me something in the ~100 range?

my main girl is $700/hr because I live in California. You literally cannot find a girl under $200 in my area and the cheapest girl that looked human I have seen was $300. I don't know about Toronto.

 

[rotting-alone]

Escort pro tips:

Look for sites/forums where your local prostitutes or prostitution points are discussed and rated, this prevents being scammed or going to a shitty overpriced place.

No reason to feel anxiety when approaching an escort, just be clear and direct. Talk about the price, the time and the sexual practices that you want to do. Be polite and normal.

Don't put your mouth anywhere (don't kiss her, don't eat her pussy, let alone her ass), don't fuck pussy/ass without condom. Raw blowjobs are safe. With this you're safe against STDs.

Keep a track of the time to avoid being time-scammed.

Not sure if that tip applies to Toronto, but her ein Brazil, don't let your belongings unsupervised around prostitutes, some can steal even cellphones and shit. Good look trying to retrieve stolen shit in a Brazilian whorehouse run by drug dealers and thugs.

Thanks for the tips but I already know all that. And yeah, I don't ever plan to go to a crime shithole like Brazil lol.

My main struggle is just FINDING the escort. Talking to her, being safe, etc. is all second nature to me due to my vast experience at strip clubs getting lap dances and blowjobs and such.

my main girl is $700/hr because I live in California. You literally cannot find a girl under $200 in my area and the cheapest girl that looked human I have seen was $300. I don't know about Toronto.

Jesus Christ how the fuck do you afford your main girl? Are you richcel? How often do you see her?

 

[Deleted member 60]

get all your vaccines first. Also expect to pay at least $300

 

[Cali_Incel]

Screw escorts, just play video games and eat oreos or something. Longer pleasure and numbs the pain.

 

[imbored21]

Thanks for the tips but I already know all that. And yeah, I don't ever plan to go to a crime shithole like Brazil lol.

My main struggle is just FINDING the escort. Talking to her, being safe, etc. is all second nature to me due to my vast experience at strip clubs getting lap dances and blowjobs and such.


Jesus Christ how the fuck do you afford your main girl? Are you richcel? How often do you see her?

i see her twice a month. I live in my parents basement and started spending 100% of my income on clothes, prostitutes, and eating out for the last year to cope with inceldom.

 

[rotting-alone]

i see her twice a month. I live in my parents basement and started spending 100% of my income on clothes, prostitutes, and eating out for the last year to cope with inceldom.

$1400/month on sex what a brutal fucking life. A shame that ugly men have to resort to this while ugly women make $300 to have sex. Lmao.

How old are you?

 

[Mainländer]

Thanks for the tips but I already know all that. And yeah, I don't ever plan to go to a crime shithole like Brazil lol.

My main struggle is just FINDING the escort. Talking to her, being safe, etc. is all second nature to me due to my vast experience at strip clubs getting lap dances and blowjobs and such.


Jesus Christ how the fuck do you afford your main girl? Are you richcel? How often do you see her?

I see. Prostitution is illegal in Canada, right? That makes things more complicated, not sure how to help since I don't have experience with prostitution in cucked places where it's illegal.

Also I think you should reconsider about never coming to Brazil after seeing the prices North American incels mentioned in this thread. Holy fuck, 700 dollars? That's like 2.500 reais, with that much money I can even fuck a "ficha rosa" (models and actresses who prostitute themselves on the sidelines). A cheap prostitute here is like 50/h in reais, a mid-tier one is around 100/h, a good one is something like 200/h.

 

[imbored21]

$1400/month on sex what a brutal fucking life. A shame that ugly men have to resort to this while ugly women make $300 to have sex. Lmao.

How old are you?

24

 

[rotting-alone]

get all your vaccines first. Also expect to pay at least $300

If that's the fucking case - FUCK an escort (fuck as in disregard, not have sex with).

I think I'm just gonna find some obscure app like Tinder, but geared toward subhuman ugly BBWs. See if that works.

 

[Firefly]

Screw escorts, just play video games and eat oreos or something. Longer pleasure and numbs the pain.

 

[rotting-alone]

I see. Prostitution is illegal in Canada, right? That makes things more complicated, not sure how to help since I don't have experience with prostitution in cucked places where it's illegal.

Welcome to Cuckanada

Where lonely, ugly, women are given endless support and validation and can go on Tinder to feel companionship in a heartbeat

Where lonely, ugly, men are expected to rot as virgins or risk criminal records trying to have paid sex

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Why does escortcelling have to be so fucking hard. I don't need a Platinum model but I also don't want a chlymidia-riddled single nigger mom on the sidewalk trying to pay for kids left over by Tyrone and Jamal. Just a midrange sleazy girl. Is that so much to ask.

Backpage used to be full of that stuff. Browsing backpage for hookers used to be one of my copes.

The other problem with escort services and these high end hookers is they want to know your full name, job title, age, etc. so they can fuck you if they want with blackmail or charges.

 

[rotting-alone]

Backpage used to be full of that stuff.

FML... why do I have to be so unlucky with all this timing...

 

[Futurecel2.0]

I went to a sex shop on Cinco de mayo and pretty sure it was an orgy or some shit going down in there. Bunch of men. Nasty looking women. Or maybe it was a gloryhole idk. When I pulled up a guy asked me "coming or going". I'm like what? It was a very strange experience.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

FML... why do I have to be so unlucky with all this timing...

Give it 6 months and I'm sure someone will have created a good clone of the site. Internet makes it so easy for new things to spring from the old. Eg. This site. The demand is there. Worse case scenario, put it off a few months and you should have a better selection then.

I'm surprised it's taken so long already.

 

[Robtical]

LOL that sounds like a good way to get the bouncer to beat your ass. Canadian bars are SJW and PC as fuck. If a female bartender overhears me asking a guy about escorts she'd blab to the bouncer and I'll get kicked out or arrested.

Catfishman wouldn't care about those bartender rostie whores. You don't even have to go inside. Just talk about hookers and bitches outside the club, in earshot of the bitches working there, they won't be able to do shit besides be triggered.

 

[BlackPillUNC]

Thanks for the tips but I already know all that. And yeah, I don't ever plan to go to a crime shithole like Brazil lol.

My main struggle is just FINDING the escort. Talking to her, being safe, etc. is all second nature to me due to my vast experience at strip clubs getting lap dances and blowjobs and such.


Jesus Christ how the fuck do you afford your main girl? Are you richcel? How often do you see her?

You can get a blowjob at the strip club??????????

 

[Grotesque]

I'm finally going to escortcel this week. I'm looking for tips, also.

 

[Futurecel2.0]

get all your vaccines first. Also expect to pay at least $300

I follow this whore on Snapchat advertising her pussy and mouth for 70-150 bucks

 

[rotting-alone]

You can get a blowjob at the strip club??????????

Lolwut. I thought this was common sense.

You just have to go to a sleazy enough strip club, find a sleazy enough girl, and go in broad daylight (like 4pm) on a weekday.

If you think strip clubs don't allow "nasty stuff" then you're an innocent 12 yr old that should probably get off this site. lol.

 

[Futurecel2.0]

Honestly if you are thinking of escortceling just jerk off. If you still have urge to see a professional whore do it, but usually it goes away after you bust a nut. Everytime I think about visiting a escort I jerk off and think "wtf was I thinking"

 

[BlackPillUNC]

Lolwut. I thought this was common sense.

You just have to go to a sleazy enough strip club, find a sleazy enough girl, and go in broad daylight (like 4pm) on a weekday.

If you think strip clubs don't allow "nasty stuff" then you're an innocent 12 yr old that should probably get off this site. lol.

Im 21 and a girl from high school works at a strip club.... Maybe its time to exact some revenge.

 

[Deleted member 677]

Damn, dude. I don't know the laws everywhere but I'm pretty sure you get arrested and put on the sex offender registry if you're caught doing this. Just fly to Vegas.

 

[Deleted member 60]

Honestly if you are thinking of escortceling just jerk off. If you still have urge to see a professional whore do it, but usually it goes away after you bust a nut. Everytime I think about visiting a escort I jerk off and think "wtf was I thinking"

feels

Damn, dude. I don't know the laws everywhere but I'm pretty sure you get arrested and put on the sex offender registry if you're caught doing this. Just fly to Vegas.

lol no, overpriced af

 

[rotting-alone]

Damn, dude. I don't know the laws everywhere but I'm pretty sure you get arrested and put on the sex offender registry if you're caught doing this. Just fly to Vegas.

Welcome to Cuckanada
Where lonely, ugly, men are expected to rot as virgins or risk criminal records trying to have paid sex

Im 21 and a girl from high school works at a strip club.... Maybe its time to exact some revenge.

Jesus FUCK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

Go ogle that whore naked! Whistle at her on the stage! If a Stacy bitch from my HS was a stripper I would bathe in her cunt tears!!!

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Lolwut. I thought this was common sense.

You just have to go to a sleazy enough strip club, find a sleazy enough girl, and go in broad daylight (like 4pm) on a weekday.

If you think strip clubs don't allow "nasty stuff" then you're an innocent 12 yr old that should probably get off this site. lol.

What strip club did you do that at? Brass Rail? Zanzibar? How much did you pay?

 

[rotting-alone]

This is a picture of the Baltimore reddit meetup. I'm ready to fuck a foid that looks like the topless girl on the right. With the glasses and black shorts. That's how fucked I am.

But if you think I'm paying ~300 for that shit...hell no.

I want to find a girl like that: hideous but low inhib and skanky enough that she gets her tits out on the internet. She's probably the type to do weird shit for a decent price.

What strip club did you do that at? Brass Rail? Zanzibar? How much did you pay?

Filmores. I paid $100 but I was only 19 at the time and new to clubs so I got cucked hardcore. The girl originally wanted $200 but I negotiated to 50% off.

In retrospect I would never pay that much for a condom-covered blowjob.

 

[IgnatiusReilly]

eros
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preferred411
slixa
eroticmonkey

This guy knows what's up. Came here to post all these, plus Indys and TNABoard.

In smaller cities you can expect to pay like 300 for someone good, 250 if she is new. In bigger cities, 500+, easily.

 

[rotting-alone]

In smaller cities you can expect to pay like 300 for someone good, 250 if she is new. In bigger cities, 500+, easily.

I've poked around and all the Toronto girls are ~300/hr. But that is for PREMIUM girls.

I'm still just looking for a sleazy slut for ~100 ish. I know they're out there...it' just that finding them is fucking hard.

 

[Robtical]

I'm finally going to escortcel this week. I'm looking for tips, also.

I would look for them on the street, because those hookers are cheaper and you know what you're getting instead of looking at old modified pictures of them online.

 

[Deleted member 776]

Sorry dude. 10 years of escortceling but i don't know shit about the Canadian market. Anyone with questions about UKescortceling. I'm your man.

I can certainly recommend escortceling. Its kept me from going utterly insane and i have had overall very positive experiences. Look for a quality escort who does GFE. It will be the most natural experience possible. Use protection. You'll be fine. Kissing an oral without are fine. The risk from those is similar to general skin to skin contact anyway. More risk to the woman than you. Make sure you are squeaky clean before (out of courtesy) and if you get a high class one she'll be nice and clean for you.