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lol my male doctor is the only person who has ever been near my cock

uglylifematters

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I went to the doctor and got a physical a few weeks ago. you know how he has to grab your dick and balls out your pants right? I just lol'd at how that is the closest I will ever get to sex and it was with a male.

Is it possible to have a female doctor do this? has anyone ever had a female doctor that grabbed their dick while getting a physical? If so, does the doctor being female make it uncomfortable?
 
uglylifematters said:
NO HOMO

I went to the doctor and got a physical a few weeks ago. you know how he has to grab your dick and balls out your pants right? I just lol'd at how that is the closest I will ever get to sex and it was with a male.

Is it possible to have a female doctor do this? has anyone ever had a female doctor that grabbed their dick while getting a physical? If so, does the doctor being female make it uncomfortable?

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uglylifematters said:
NO HOMO

I went to the doctor and got a physical a few weeks ago. you know how he has to grab your dick and balls out your pants right? I just lol'd at how that is the closest I will ever get to sex and it was with a male.

Is it possible to have a female doctor do this? has anyone ever had a female doctor that grabbed their dick while getting a physical? If so, does the doctor being female make it uncomfortable?

Did you get hard
 
Uh oh, I had a female doctor give me a physical once. Does that mean I'm no longer incel?
 
You can't use the word "cock" then say no homo after.
 
LurkingIncel said:
Uh oh, I had a female doctor give me physical once. Does that mean I'm no longer incel?

Only if she stopped mid physical and gave you a blowjob like in one of those nurse/patient pornos
 
LurkingIncel said:
Uh oh, I had a female doctor give me a physical once. Does that mean I'm no longer incel?

Slow down there chad!
 
uglylifematters said:
Only if she stopped mid physical and gave you a blowjob like in one of those nurse/patient pornos

Didn't happen. Damn it. I guess I'll go back to LDARing.
 
uglylifematters said:
Only if she stopped mid physical and gave you a blowjob like in one of those nurse/patient pornos

That only happens to Chads kek, if that happens to you then confirmed chad.
 
QuantumDummy said:
You can't use the word "cock" then say no homo after.


replace cock with dick
 
two qt female doctors touched my dick and eggs this year
 
Bri8564 said:
That only happens to Chads kek, if that happens to you then confirmed chad.

WhAt if the male doctor does it
 
ATOMIC ACE PUGG said:
WhAt if the male doctor does it

Idk how gays work, maybe you're at least a 6 at that point.
 
torujo said:
two qt female doctors touched my dick and eggs this year
lucky bastard. Is she your normal doctor?
 
uglylifematters said:
lucky bastard. Is she your normal doctor?

no, i had a pain in my left testicle and they touched my eggs and dick, i was nervous af
 
uglylifematters said:
lmaoooo stop. you foreal have gotten hard after/during a physical?

Yea and I cum on him with my cawk
 
torujo said:
no, i had a pain in my left testicle and they touched my eggs and dick, i was nervous af

how did it feel when she grabbed it?


ATOMIC ACE PUGG said:
uglylifematters said:
lmaoooo stop. you foreal have gotten hard after/during a physical?
Yea and I cum on him with my cawk
lmaoo
 
You can request a female Doctor. They'll assume you're a rapist though.
 
Being gay is a matter of perspective
 
if you get a female doctor she will call a male nurse to touch you
 
If I had to get a physical from a female doctor I wouldn't fap for 6 months and I'd take 4 viagra before the session so that I cum all over her face the moment she touches my dick
 
uglylifematters said:
NO HOMO

I went to the doctor and got a physical a few weeks ago. you know how he has to grab your dick and balls out your pants right? I just lol'd at how that is the closest I will ever get to sex and it was with a male.

Is it possible to have a female doctor do this? has anyone ever had a female doctor that grabbed their dick while getting a physical? If so, does the doctor being female make it uncomfortable?

Nope. You just got raped buddyboyo.
 
You got molested by a GAY
 
uglylifematters said:
NO HOMO

I went to the doctor and got a physical a few weeks ago. you know how he has to grab your dick and balls out your pants right? I just lol'd at how that is the closest I will ever get to sex and it was with a male.

Is it possible to have a female doctor do this? has anyone ever had a female doctor that grabbed their dick while getting a physical? If so, does the doctor being female make it uncomfortable?

How did it feel i think that im going also to the doctor. Im going to ask of she can suck my dick.
 
OrangeFez2311 said:
If I had to get a physical from a female doctor I wouldn't fap for 6 months and I'd take 4 viagra before the session so that I cum all over her face the moment she touches my dick

imagining that made me lmao


Incel_Dikshit said:
How did it feel i think that im going also to the doctor. Im going to ask of she can suck my dick.

that only leads to one thing: RAPE CHARGE.


TheResentfulOne said:
Being gay is a matter of perspective

I only know one gay


existentialhack said:
You can request a female Doctor. They'll assume you're a rapist though.

I figured as much
 

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