ReturnOfSaddam
Eternal President of Iraq
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- May 23, 2020
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View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/kwfqx0/my_girlfriend_28f_really_fucking_hates_phones_and/
These are the people who smugly mock you for not having a girlfriend
"her newest idea is that my phone should be in a box in the entryway so I can’t use it at home."
" phones aren’t allowed in the bedroom. My charger is in the living room."
"Just yesterday, she got angry with me for using my phone on the shitter"
"She refers to me as a “junkie” and an “addict,” claiming that I can’t control it and that it’ll be easier if we just “cut me off from my drug” by unironically demanding that my phone is put in a fucking timeout box when I come home from work."
LMAOOOOOOOOO
HOW FUCKING CUCKED CAN YOU GET
Meanwhile Chad fucks her within 5 minutes of meeting her and she lets him film the whole thing with his phone