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LifeFuel List some good Incel jobs ITT.

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Ill start with my favorites:

1. Overnight/graveyard shirt/3rd shift Security Guard. This is the ultimate incel job. You can sit down and do nothing for 10 hours straight. Just browse incels.is if you wanted to. Has to be at the right site though such as a downtown building.

2. Pizza Delivery.

3. Overnight stock at Walmart/Target.

4. Overnight janitor in building/mall.

5. Uber Eats. Not regular Uber as you don't want to deal with people.
 
What do you say about the Astronauts, up there you can not take, or socialize so much Lmao
 
Why would you work when you don't have to?
 
Maybe I.T. and programming, I guess?
 
But graveyards have ghosts.
 
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Out of those 5 only one of those is liveable, and it's the security work. If you want to put in the minimum amount of effort into a job there is:
Warehousing, long distance trucking, call center guy, tech support.
 
I've always thought working at a mortuary would suit me pretty well.

Going into porn would be awesome if my dick was big enough.

If I could get a job torturing people, that'd be cool too.
 
If you have a good body and decent dick you could be a camboy, just hide your face and only film from the neck down
I know a hung chad friend who would make hundreds every night from desperate chicks, it may not work for every incels but it's worth a try
 
If you have a good body and decent dick you could be a camboy, just hide your face and only film from the neck down
I know a hung chad friend who would make hundreds every night from desperate chicks, it may not work for every incels but it's worth a try

Sorry to break it to you but the ones paying camboys are not females. They are faggots.
 
If you have a good body and decent dick you could be a camboy, just hide your face and only film from the neck down
I know a hung chad friend who would make hundreds every night from desperate fags, it may not work for every incels but it's worth a try

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If you are gymcel with not too high inhibition bar bouncer is good. Possibly will get laid from it too. Strip bar bouncer is GOAT
 
translating books/documents
 
Only good one is the security guard. I have seen tons of them do nothing for hours except play on their phones.

A good incel job is one that risk your life, since an incel life isn't worth much. Also you will be payed a massive amount since it's a job not many will take such as deep sea diver repairmen. Isolated jobs in the middle of nowhere are also good.
 
Sorry to break it to you but the ones paying camboys are not females. They are faggots.

It doesn't matter, money is money and most of the time the fag doesn't show anything, just text
 
Labo technician
 
IT, contrarty to what PR wants you to believe, is still subhuman-friendly and male-dominated. STEM work in general scores pretty good on the autonomy and the limited-contact-with-normies metrics.
As mentioned, graveyared shift in basically everything are ok (cleaning, security etc.)- I did 4-hour night shifts in a call center- shit was cash as nothing happened and nobody gave a fuck.
Warehouse work and data entry can be good for low-IQcels.
 
Trade. Don't fall for the IT trap all you will be doing is working with incels, with trades you can meet friends and females who you do jobs for.
 
Definitely long time sea jobs are the only incel jobs
 

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