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Edmund_Kemper
Disregard my larping efforts. I can’t change it.
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- Joined
- Sep 26, 2019
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*started puberty early at 10 or 11 (maybe even 9) and first ejaculated before age 12
*looked physically mature as a teenager, and even at 15 he looked like a college student, and at 17 he looked 22
*older women would flirt with him when he was a minor because they thought he was in his 20s
*had sex with a college girl when he was in HS, maybe even a woman who is fresh out of college (eg: 22 or 23)
*lost his virginity before 16
*had his first kiss or first girlfriend in middle school
*finished puberty at 15 or 16 (boys usually finish it at 16-17)
*has over 20 sex partners and over 20 dating partners
*cheated on his GFs
*played sports like football or basketball in HS
*height is at least 6 ft (bonus if it's at least 6'2")
*goes to the gym everyday
*has a six pack
*was in a fraternity in college
*partied every weekend throughout high school and college
*went to spring break every year in college
*often goes to bars and nightclubs, always picking up one night stands there
*has had a threesome with two hot girls at least once
*joined a 4 year uni instead of community college
*his female teachers in middle/high school sometimes were a bit too friendly with him
*only genre of music he likes is rap (although he may have liked EDM in the mid-2010s)
*had a job at a nightclub or bar once
*has a deep voice
*penis is at least 7 inches long and has an above average girth size
*every girl he fucks has an orgasm
*won't lose any of his hair even in his 30s or even 40s
*had success on Tinder or Bumble
*even his sister has a crush on him
*had over 10 close friends
*has been a road trip with friends
*regularly went to music festivals and concerts
*says bro way too much (in previous decades he said dude a lot instead)
*binge drinks a lot
*women messaged him first on tinder
*looked physically mature as a teenager, and even at 15 he looked like a college student, and at 17 he looked 22
*older women would flirt with him when he was a minor because they thought he was in his 20s
*had sex with a college girl when he was in HS, maybe even a woman who is fresh out of college (eg: 22 or 23)
*lost his virginity before 16
*had his first kiss or first girlfriend in middle school
*finished puberty at 15 or 16 (boys usually finish it at 16-17)
*has over 20 sex partners and over 20 dating partners
*cheated on his GFs
*played sports like football or basketball in HS
*height is at least 6 ft (bonus if it's at least 6'2")
*goes to the gym everyday
*has a six pack
*was in a fraternity in college
*partied every weekend throughout high school and college
*went to spring break every year in college
*often goes to bars and nightclubs, always picking up one night stands there
*has had a threesome with two hot girls at least once
*joined a 4 year uni instead of community college
*his female teachers in middle/high school sometimes were a bit too friendly with him
*only genre of music he likes is rap (although he may have liked EDM in the mid-2010s)
*had a job at a nightclub or bar once
*has a deep voice
*penis is at least 7 inches long and has an above average girth size
*every girl he fucks has an orgasm
*won't lose any of his hair even in his 30s or even 40s
*had success on Tinder or Bumble
*even his sister has a crush on him
*had over 10 close friends
*has been a road trip with friends
*regularly went to music festivals and concerts
*says bro way too much (in previous decades he said dude a lot instead)
*binge drinks a lot
*women messaged him first on tinder