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Meme list of chad traits:

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Edmund_Kemper

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*started puberty early at 10 or 11 (maybe even 9) and first ejaculated before age 12

*looked physically mature as a teenager, and even at 15 he looked like a college student, and at 17 he looked 22

*older women would flirt with him when he was a minor because they thought he was in his 20s

*had sex with a college girl when he was in HS, maybe even a woman who is fresh out of college (eg: 22 or 23)

*lost his virginity before 16

*had his first kiss or first girlfriend in middle school

*finished puberty at 15 or 16 (boys usually finish it at 16-17)

*has over 20 sex partners and over 20 dating partners

*cheated on his GFs

*played sports like football or basketball in HS

*height is at least 6 ft (bonus if it's at least 6'2")

*goes to the gym everyday

*has a six pack

*was in a fraternity in college

*partied every weekend throughout high school and college

*went to spring break every year in college

*often goes to bars and nightclubs, always picking up one night stands there

*has had a threesome with two hot girls at least once

*joined a 4 year uni instead of community college

*his female teachers in middle/high school sometimes were a bit too friendly with him

*only genre of music he likes is rap (although he may have liked EDM in the mid-2010s)

*had a job at a nightclub or bar once

*has a deep voice

*penis is at least 7 inches long and has an above average girth size

*every girl he fucks has an orgasm

*won't lose any of his hair even in his 30s or even 40s

*had success on Tinder or Bumble

*even his sister has a crush on him

*had over 10 close friends

*has been a road trip with friends

*regularly went to music festivals and concerts

*says bro way too much (in previous decades he said dude a lot instead)

*binge drinks a lot

*women messaged him first on tinder
 
I saw only 3 that applied to me, but some of these are void because 15
-I play soccer for my school
-Deep(ish) voice
-6'0 exactly.
Meanwhile I had about 35 of the incel traits you had on that other thread
 
I saw only 3 that applied to me, but some of these are void because 15
-I play soccer for my school
-Deep(ish) voice
-6'0 exactly.
Meanwhile I had about 35 of the incel traits you had on that other thread
How old do you look at 15. I have seen guys your age who look 21
 
cope harder GrAYcel

i look about my age, ive been told a variety at around 13-16
ur 6'0 and 15 and on this site?
you effortlessly mog 99% of your classmates and decide to rot away here?
JFL @ u
 
jfl @ puberty time copers in this thread
 
I saw only 3 that applied to me, but some of these are void because 15
-I play soccer for my school
-Deep(ish) voice
-6'0 exactly.
Meanwhile I had about 35 of the incel traits you had on that other thread
:chad:
 
*started puberty early at 10 or 11 (maybe even 9) and first ejaculated before age 12
N
*looked physically mature as a teenager, and even at 15 he looked like a college student, and at 17 he looked 22
Y
*older women would flirt with him when he was a minor because they thought he was in his 20s
N
*had sex with a college girl when he was in HS, maybe even a woman who is fresh out of college (eg: 22 or 23)
N
*lost his virginity before 16
N
*had his first kiss or first girlfriend in middle school
N
*finished puberty at 15 or 16 (boys usually finish it at 16-17)
N
*has over 20 sex partners and over 20 dating partners
N
*cheated on his GFs
N
*played sports like football or basketball in HS
N
*height is at least 6 ft (bonus if it's at least 6'2")
Y
*goes to the gym everyday
N
*has a six pack
N
*was in a fraternity in college
N
*partied every weekend throughout high school and college
N
*went to spring break every year in college
N
*often goes to bars and nightclubs, always picking up one night stands there
N
*has had a threesome with two hot girls at least once
N
*joined a 4 year uni instead of community college
Y
*his female teachers in middle/high school sometimes were a bit too friendly with him
N
*only genre of music he likes is rap (although he may have liked EDM in the mid-2010s)
N
*had a job at a nightclub or bar once
N
*has a deep voice
Y
*penis is at least 7 inches long and has an above average girth size
N
*every girl he fucks has an orgasm
N
*won't lose any of his hair even in his 30s or even 40s
N
*had success on Tinder or Bumble
N
*even his sister has a crush on him
Not sure
*had over 10 close friends
N
*has been a road trip with friends
N
*regularly went to music festivals and concerts
N
*says bro way too much (in previous decades he said dude a lot instead)
N
*binge drinks a lot
N
*women messaged him first on tinder
N

That's 4
 
*started puberty early at 10 or 11 (maybe even 9) and first ejaculated before age 12

Yes.

*looked physically mature as a teenager, and even at 15 he looked like a college student, and at 17 he looked 22

Kinda, i could grow decent facial hair ever since i was 14.


Everything else is a no.
 
jfl @ puberty time copers in this thread
Studies literally show that men who start puberty late or who are physically immature as teens are more likely to be adult virgins
 
I saw only 3 that applied to me, but some of these are void because 15
-I play soccer for my school
-Deep(ish) voice
-6'0 exactly.
Meanwhile I had about 35 of the incel traits you had on that other thread
6' at 15 :dafuckfeels:
Also soccer's not a chad sport.
 
Many normies have gfs they're much less chadly than those who play football, basketball, rugby, etc.
doesn't matter what sport, i still get mogged to oblivion tbh
 
Many chads at my HS played soccer. It’s far from an incel sport. Even some stacys at my HS played soccer
I didn't say it was an incel sport, just not chad
 
*started puberty early at 10 or 11 (maybe even 9) and first ejaculated before age 12
:no: Alright! I'm a Chad!
*looked physically mature as a teenager, and even at 15 he looked like a college student, and at 17 he looked 22
:yes: My look has not change since my teenage years so that's one negative.
*older women would flirt with him when he was a minor because they thought he was in his 20s
:yes: This one pisses me off as I've seen that happened to someone.
*had sex with a college girl when he was in HS, maybe even a woman who is fresh out of college (eg: 22 or 23)
:yes: You can just say "had sex" and leave it at that.
*lost his virginity before 16
:yes: Starting to wish I didn't start this.
*had his first kiss or first girlfriend in middle school
:yes:
*finished puberty at 15 or 16 (boys usually finish it at 16-17)
:yes: No clue what this means so I'll take your word for it.
*has over 20 sex partners and over 20 dating partners
:yes:
*cheated on his GFs
:yes:
*played sports like football or basketball in HS
:yes:
*height is at least 6 ft (bonus if it's at least 6'2")
:yes:
*goes to the gym everyday
:yes:
*has a six pack
:yes:
*was in a fraternity in college
:yes:
*partied every weekend throughout high school and college
:yes:
*went to spring break every year in college
:yes: Never went to spring break.
*often goes to bars and nightclubs, always picking up one night stands there
:yes:
*has had a threesome with two hot girls at least once
:yes:
*joined a 4 year uni instead of community college
:yes:
*his female teachers in middle/high school sometimes were a bit too friendly with him
:yes:
*only genre of music he likes is rap (although he may have liked EDM in the mid-2010s)
:no: Yes! Another Chad trait for me! I really like EDM.
*had a job at a nightclub or bar once
:yes:
*has a deep voice
:no: :yes: My voice fluctuates depending on who I'm talking to...
*penis is at least 7 inches long and has an above average girth size
:yes:
*every girl he fucks has an orgasm
:yes:
*won't lose any of his hair even in his 30s or even 40s
:no: I haven't lost my hair yet. Not in my 40s though so almost Chad Trait?
*had success on Tinder or Bumble
:yes:
*even his sister has a crush on him
:yes:
*had over 10 close friends
:yes:
*has been a road trip with friends
:yes:
*regularly went to music festivals and concerts
:yes:
*says bro way too much (in previous decades he said dude a lot instead)
:yes:
*binge drinks a lot
:yes: I don't drink.
*women messaged him first on tinder
:yes:

So 2 and 2 halves. 3 Chad Traits? Yay? Does that make me a Chad ultra-lite-demo-edition?
 
I saw only 3 that applied to me, but some of these are void because 15
-I play soccer for my school
-Deep(ish) voice
-6'0 exactly.
Meanwhile I had about 35 of the incel traits you had on that other thread
gtfo nigger
 
*started puberty early at 10 or 11 (maybe even 9) and first ejaculated before age 12 :no:

*looked physically mature as a teenager, and even at 15 he looked like a college student, and at 17 he looked 22 :no:

*older women would flirt with him when he was a minor because they thought he was in his 20s :no:

*had sex with a college girl when he was in HS, maybe even a woman who is fresh out of college (eg: 22 or 23) :no:

*lost his virginity before 16 :no:

*had his first kiss or first girlfriend in middle school :no:

*finished puberty at 15 or 16 (boys usually finish it at 16-17) :no:

*has over 20 sex partners and over 20 dating partners :no:

*cheated on his GFs :no:

*played sports like football or basketball in HS :no:

*height is at least 6 ft (bonus if it's at least 6'2") :no:

*goes to the gym everyday :no:

*has a six pack :no:

*was in a fraternity in college :no:

*partied every weekend throughout high school and college :no:

*went to spring break every year in college :no:

*often goes to bars and nightclubs, always picking up one night stands there :no:

*has had a threesome with two hot girls at least once :no:

*joined a 4 year uni instead of community college :no:

*his female teachers in middle/high school sometimes were a bit too friendly with him :no:

*only genre of music he likes is rap (although he may have liked EDM in the mid-2010s) :no:

*had a job at a nightclub or bar once :no:

*has a deep voice :no:

*penis is at least 7 inches long and has an above average girth size :no:

*every girl he fucks has an orgasm :no:

*won't lose any of his hair even in his 30s or even 40s :no:

*had success on Tinder or Bumble :no:

*even his sister has a crush on him :no:

*had over 10 close friends :no:

*has been a road trip with friends :no:

*regularly went to music festivals and concerts :no:

*says bro way too much (in previous decades he said dude a lot instead) :no:

*binge drinks a lot :no:

*women messaged him first on tinder :no::no::no::no::no::no::no::no:



Yeah I'm pretty safe in the non-chad department.
 
@Personalityinkwell
 
*started puberty early at 10 or 11 (maybe even 9) and first ejaculated before age 12
:no: Alright! I'm a Chad!
*looked physically mature as a teenager, and even at 15 he looked like a college student, and at 17 he looked 22
:yes: My look has not change since my teenage years so that's one negative.
*older women would flirt with him when he was a minor because they thought he was in his 20s
:yes: This one pisses me off as I've seen that happened to someone.
*had sex with a college girl when he was in HS, maybe even a woman who is fresh out of college (eg: 22 or 23)
:yes: You can just say "had sex" and leave it at that.
*lost his virginity before 16
:yes: Starting to wish I didn't start this.
*had his first kiss or first girlfriend in middle school
:yes:
*finished puberty at 15 or 16 (boys usually finish it at 16-17)
:yes: No clue what this means so I'll take your word for it.
*has over 20 sex partners and over 20 dating partners
:yes:
*cheated on his GFs
:yes:
*played sports like football or basketball in HS
:yes:
*height is at least 6 ft (bonus if it's at least 6'2")
:yes:
*goes to the gym everyday
:yes:
*has a six pack
:yes:
*was in a fraternity in college
:yes:
*partied every weekend throughout high school and college
:yes:
*went to spring break every year in college
:yes: Never went to spring break.
*often goes to bars and nightclubs, always picking up one night stands there
:yes:
*has had a threesome with two hot girls at least once
:yes:
*joined a 4 year uni instead of community college
:yes:
*his female teachers in middle/high school sometimes were a bit too friendly with him
:yes:
*only genre of music he likes is rap (although he may have liked EDM in the mid-2010s)
:no: Yes! Another Chad trait for me! I really like EDM.
*had a job at a nightclub or bar once
:yes:
*has a deep voice
:no: :yes: My voice fluctuates depending on who I'm talking to...
*penis is at least 7 inches long and has an above average girth size
:yes:
*every girl he fucks has an orgasm
:yes:
*won't lose any of his hair even in his 30s or even 40s
:no: I haven't lost my hair yet. Not in my 40s though so almost Chad Trait?
*had success on Tinder or Bumble
:yes:
*even his sister has a crush on him
:yes:
*had over 10 close friends
:yes:
*has been a road trip with friends
:yes:
*regularly went to music festivals and concerts
:yes:
*says bro way too much (in previous decades he said dude a lot instead)
:yes:
*binge drinks a lot
:yes: I don't drink.
*women messaged him first on tinder
:yes:

So 2 and 2 halves. 3 Chad Traits? Yay? Does that make me a Chad ultra-lite-demo-edition?

I think you put a cross if it doesn't apply to you?
 
I think you put a cross if it doesn't apply to you?
I put the cross because I'm not a chad meaning I disagree it's a chad trait.

Like saying EDM is a chad trait I disagree with as I like EDM so I put an X to disagree and not because it applies to me.
 
ur 6'0 and 15 and on this site?
you effortlessly mog 99% of your classmates and decide to rot away here?
JFL @ u
Totally agree ngl i cant stand getting height mogged by fucking kids
 
Bullying us both directly and indirectly in almost every social situations and through the internet media
 
I put the cross because I'm not a chad meaning I disagree it's a chad trait.

Like saying EDM is a chad trait I disagree with as I like EDM so I put an X to disagree and not because it applies to me.

None of them apply to me so it must be a chad trait. You can probably get away with a couple of chad traits.
 
Bullying us both directly and indirectly in almost every social situations and through the internet media
IRL bullies are chads. cyberbullies are normies or incels in denial.
 
i don't have any of this traits :dab:
 

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