"Like. My DODD gave me an OPPLE. Like".

[maynarde]

I hear conversations on buses. Two stacys sitting together. In between texting.

--"Like" starts every conversation. Like, i might go to the party, but, like, i might have to work."

--The letter A is pronounced AHHH instead of A (at).

"Im so SODD. I lost my phone. I called my DODD. And like, then i stepped on some GLOSS and like hurt my foot"

i just wanna hurl when i hear this shit.

 

[maynarde]