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Experiment [LifeFuel]Incels meet femcels

Age: 27
Race: WHITE
height: 5'7 (Deal with it)

- I have a nice car, a Mercedes E Class Sedan. I like to drive just for fun, even if there's no point. I would like to show pictures of my car, but then I get banned, lol.
- I'm into Sports. I usually go swimming and to Gym.
- I'm well fashioned and sophisticated
- I like going to the Theaters. My Favorite genre is Horror but I'm also open for any kind of movies, except Romance.

If you are interested, pm me.
 
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@LastGerman you seeing this bragging? :cryfeels:

I do not know if people are actually joking or serious at this point. First, people claim it does not do shit for them and now people are mentioning it non-stop.
 
Race : Anglo-Saxon, German, Danish
Height : 188cm
Skin : Light skin
Hair : Blond
Eyes: Blue
Dick : 16 cm length, 14 cm circumference
Body type : Mesomorph
Skull : Robust, Mesocephalic
 
17, white
5’9
curly black hair
6in penis :feelzez:
speak arabic and english
quite knowledgeable
like anime
into programming
lots of confidence and personality

hmu femcels
 
12
30 cm dick
500 cm tall
Squared jaw
$300k/hr

Likes;
Shilling shitcoins
Shilling sexbots

Dislikes;
Respecting women
 
can't meet someone that doesn't exist tbh
 
Fuck I wanna do it but it's cucked as hell.
AWALT boyos
 
High IQ thread!

Age: 27
Race: Uralic

Cons:
-5'10"
-autistic
-alcoholic (but right now I have been a week sober!)

Pros:
-multilingual
-fun to be around
-history expert
-software engineering degree

Likes: Watching old movies, cooking exotic foods, learning a tons of skills from languages to playing guitar, meeting new people from different cultures,

Dislikes: People who hate incels

if any femcels are interested, contact me at [email protected]
 
Please fuck me for the love of god im so horny
 
High IQ thread!

Age: 27
Race: Uralic

Cons:
-5'10"
-autistic
-alcoholic (but right now I have been a week sober!)

Pros:
-multilingual
-fun to be around
-history expert
-software engineering degree

Likes: Watching old movies, cooking exotic foods, learning a tons of skills from languages to playing guitar, meeting new people from different cultures,

Dislikes: People who hate incels

if any femcels are interested, contact me at [email protected]
Lol, I'm sure you're going to get a lot of people here emailing you.
 
I'm doing this as a meme.

Age: Somewhere between 17 to 22.
Race: Mixed.

Pros:
-Very good taste in fashion.
-Tall.
-Decently sized dick.
-Unironically good personality (as said by multiple people. I'm easy to get along with as long as you aren't an asshole).
-Extremely tech savvy.
-Can drive.
-Pursuing higher education.
-Loyal.
-Can keep secrets.

Neutral (subjective):
-Humor is pretty much all dark humor. Don't find normie memes funny.

Cons:
-4/10 looksmaxxed.
-Indistinguishable ethnicity.
-Shittiest possible mutt facial features.
-Quiet at first, but get more social once talking.
-Actual aspie, so I might slip up once in a while and do something retarded.
-Paranoid.
-Secretive (definitely not with intentions, but if there's something on my mind, I usually don't tell anyone).

Likes: Games, going outside (those things usually don't go hand in hand, but for me they do), cool weather, nature, animals.
Dislikes: Whores, degenerates, egotists.

What I prefer: Not fat, at least my looksmatch, body features don't matter as long as they're there, politically incorrect (not necessarily a Nazi or anything, just someone who can take a damn joke).
 
What do I have to lose

Pros:
Lifeguard
Good personality
good intelligence
not overweight
i can speak french
I work out sometimes

Cons:
penis length is maybe 5 inches erect, my dick is equivalent to a coke bottle—short and fat and disgusting
5'4
have a bit too much body fat around my stomach, looks kinda like whale blubber
asian (ricecel), subhuman colouring
i have adult acne (don't tell me to wash my face, i've tried everything)
 
The fuck, everyone is taller than me here :feelsree: It's over for true manlets (1.65cm or below)
 

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