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wasted12years

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Luo Dong is a chinese spiritual massager in NY. He has been blessed by the gods of the tien der religion 33 sky energy power.

He goes around massaging foids for free, the only catch is that they have to agree with being recorded. He also touches them in inappropriate areas and easily gets away with it, because they often trust his spiritual knowledge. He has rarely gotten into trouble. You can find hundreds of videos of him massaging breasts and vaginas of post wall foids of all races and even some JB foids. All the timestamps of his dirty moves can always be found in the comment section.

Just get some basic knowledge into massaging and come up with some spiritual ideas on how it's OK to massage the vag and breasts. It may only work for old ricecels though, since people generally trust older people more.


 
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just be a perverted monk theory
 
@pp183 CHANG OUT
 
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Just become Master Roshi theory
 
this is favorite one so far tbh, he literally sticks his hand inside her shirt
 
I want to be a JB massager ngl.
 
You need big manly hands for that. Im out.
 
Based and high IQ
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Wonder how he keeps a straight face doing that. :feelskek:
 
U will only get blue balls tbh but i guess it's better than never touching a foid's tit
 
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It doesn’t matter if it’s a knee, ankle, elbow or back problem.....the master must always massage the ass and make sure there is no problem there.

The comment section is a truly masterpiece
 
White foids will literally fall for anything. Half of them do yoga and other bullshit religious based things and read their (w)horoscopes.
 
Nothing quite nice, like bein' rice
 
JFL at white women they would start sucking shit out of cows asses if some African told them it's a long spiritual tradition and religious ceremony that heals you and gives you energy. They will try literally anything just to get away from patriarchal Christianity which ironically gave them all rights to be stupid whores.
 
Lifefuel for ricecels
 
JFL at white women they would start sucking shit out of cows asses if some African told them it's a long spiritual tradition and religious ceremony that heals you and gives you energy. They will try literally anything just to get away from patriarchal Christianity which ironically gave them all rights to be stupid whores.

Brutal but true. Just don't be Christian theory is legit in whitelands.
 

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