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Life of a 9/10 Chad

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-Goes to bed with a purple penis and dried up balls because of how many sluts he slayed 
-Sleeps next to a naked 8/10 slut who truly loves him and craves for his peepee
-His phone keeps ringing because of too many notifications from Instagram from sluts DMing him or commenting on/liking his posts
-Wakes up, sees his slut cuddling with him, her arms locked tightly around him
-His penis still hurts from being overused so he decides to not fuck her and just ask her to let him go
-He gets up, takes few new selfies of him for Tinder, leaves her place
-The slut is depressed and suicidal, wishing he could settle down with her used up vagina
-Walks down the street, gets complimented and hit on by both genders, is super happy from all the dopamine rushes
-Gets to his house, gets ready for a party that he was invited to
-Picks up a random slut from Tinder who he matched with and invites her 
-Goes with the slut to the party, she can’t stop showing him off as a trophy around people or her friends
-Has a threesome that night and fucks another sloot before going to sleep
-Penis overused and hurts again
-Repeat

You can’t tell me that this is not how a literal 9/10 Gigachad (AKA 1% of the population) lives.
 
most "chads" live boring normal lives with shitty jobs and bland marriage just like the rest of the pack
 
theoldnick said:
most "chads" live boring normal lives with shitty jobs and bland marriage just like the rest of the pack

COPE of the year.
 
theoldnick said:
most "chads" live boring normal lives with shitty jobs and bland marriage just like the rest of the pack

Nice quotes their inceltears.
 
theoldnick said:
most "chads" live boring normal lives with shitty jobs and bland marriage just like the rest of the pack

lmao what a low effort cope. Chads have sex regurley. It is so easy they don't even think about it. They get compliments on their looks. Femoids approach them and want to be with them.
 
theoldnick said:
most "chads" live boring normal lives with shitty jobs and bland marriage just like the rest of the pack


KEK
 
Even dreaming about it is increasing my dopamine levels. Zyros is a wise guy.
 
theoldnick said:
most "chads" live boring normal lives with shitty jobs and bland marriage just like the rest of the pack

MEGA COPE ALERT
 

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