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LDAR Life is tragedy , tell me a joke

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PeruvianGuy

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The coping Is not enough this Friday night. Can you help me feel better? Weed isn't working anymore. I think I Will stopped fapping until next Friday. How are you coping tonight?[CHAT=][/CHAT]
 
Just endlessly browsing the internet.
 
Video games and youtube probably.
 
Wanna hear a joke?

It gets better
 
What does Sadness call paraplegic femoids?

Meals on wheels.
 
The coping Is not enough this Friday night. Can you help me feel better? Weed isn't working anymore. I think I Will stopped fapping until next Friday. How are you coping tonight?[CHAT=][/CHAT]

Just be confident bro
 
Oh english?
Me try english, okay?
Me haber fumado
4 bong hitz
Me estar
Very very
Stonazo
 
What do you call the useless tissue around the vagina?


A woman.




Adapted from another joke with different principal actors:

A fag and a foid are sitting at the bar one night, drunk on girly cocktails, when they spot a sub-8, sub-6 foot man shuffling past them with a naïve smile on his face as he approaches the dance floor. The fag says, "let's fuck him!" The foid, her dull animal eyes glazed over by greed, asks "out of what?"
 
Wanna hear a joke?

My life.
 
Your life is a joke. Laugh about that.
 
A joke?

You are sub 8, so good luck getting laid
 
Wanna hear a joke ?

There's someone for everyone !
 

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