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Agent47
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You, as an ugly male, are dealt 72o (seven deuce offsuit). Low chance for a straight, low chance for a flush. You usually fold this hand, unless you believe in miracles (unicorns). Assume there are many playERs on the table (ca. 4 billion normgroids), meaning somebody probably already has pocket 7s and pocket deuces. Thus, at best, you will only have one-pair or two-pair. Or a 7-high
. The chance to win is so small, it could be measured as a statistical error.
In comparison to your 72o, a HTN has pocket 8s. Suited or not, he already has a pair, and with just one other 8 he gets trips. Give another 2 paired cards, and he already has a full house (be it 8s over 9s). Chadlite has pocket kings, chad has pocket aces, river for them being KKAAQ - four-of-a-kind kings with ace kicker for chadlite, and four-of-a-kind aces with king kicker for chad.
A femoid, in comparison, whether a stacy or a disfigured paraplegic, has AK suited and scores a royal flush with QJT right away on the flop. And unlike in normal poker where only one player wins (assuming they don't have the same hand), they all get to split the win (all are treated well by society).
You may try to bluff (aka
bluepill 2.0 faking confidence) with your 72o, but normies see through that and you get raised (aka insulting you for being ugly), which ends in you busting all your money (wasting your time and having shitty memories). The best strategy is to fold (LDAR) and don't waste your money (aka your time and sanity).
In comparison to your 72o, a HTN has pocket 8s. Suited or not, he already has a pair, and with just one other 8 he gets trips. Give another 2 paired cards, and he already has a full house (be it 8s over 9s). Chadlite has pocket kings, chad has pocket aces, river for them being KKAAQ - four-of-a-kind kings with ace kicker for chadlite, and four-of-a-kind aces with king kicker for chad.
A femoid, in comparison, whether a stacy or a disfigured paraplegic, has AK suited and scores a royal flush with QJT right away on the flop. And unlike in normal poker where only one player wins (assuming they don't have the same hand), they all get to split the win (all are treated well by society).
You may try to bluff (aka