I'm blackops2cel, I've never had sex or a girlfriend but I'm working hard on my ascension. I have started brushing my teeth and showering every day, and I've also got a haircut and bought some new clothes. I will work on my personality and confidence so that girls will be charmed by my presence. I know that girls love a funny guy who cares about them, so I've started cracking jokes with random women on the street. I think women can read my mind, because when they see me, they laugh before I even said the joke, that's how funny I am! Don't ever give up brocels!