LifeFuel Let's have a fun madlib thread

[Juxtaposition6]

Replace (...) with words:
("don't fuck up the syntax")

Today i was walking towards the (...), I encountered a (...) that asked me to (...) in order to win at life, i got down to the (...) buisness, with dreams of (...) and (...), hopefully i will (...), but enough chit-chat, time for some (...).
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My:
Today i was walking towards the Roastie-milkfactory, I encountered a friendly manager that asked me to pray to allah 6 times a day in order to win at life, i got down to the prayer buisness, with dreams of infinite supplies of fresh parmesan cheese and ass, hopefully i will stop being such a faggot in the future, but enough chit-chat, time for some ass-sex porn(straight).

 

[Michael15651]

Today i was walking towards the (Starbucks), I encountered a (normie) that asked me to (have a better personality) in order to win at life, i got down to the (real) buisness, with dreams of (driving a BMW) and (drinking a vanilla latte), hopefully i will (ascend), but enough chit-chat, time for some (LDARing).

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Today i was walking towards the (rented bmw), I encountered a (website) that asked me to (sign up and make an account) in order to win at life, i got down to the (incels.is) buisness, with dreams of (becoming a mod) and (a postmaxxer), hopefully i will (achieve those life changing goals), but enough chit-chat, time for some (masturbation).

 

[AlwaysLawRoute]

Today i was walking towards the incel slaughterhouse, I encountered a Stacy that asked me to have a good personality in order to win at life, i got down to the mewing business, with dreams of getting 30 haircuts and 50 showers. hopefully i will rope, but enough chit-chat, time for some Retribution.
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[Deleted member 15752]

Today i was walking towards the incel slaughterhouse, I encountered a Stacy that asked me to have a good personality in order to win at life, i got down to the mewing business, with dreams of getting 30 haircuts and 50 showers. hopefully i will rope, but enough chit-chat, time for some Retribution.
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[Juxtaposition6]

Today i was walking towards the incel slaughterhouse, I encountered a Stacy that asked me to have a good personality in order to win at life, i got down to the mewing business, with dreams of getting 30 haircuts and 50 showers. hopefully i will rope, but enough chit-chat, time for some Retribution.
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Golden

 

[Michael15651]

Bump

Don't want this thread to die. It'd be cool to see more responses

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Bump

Don't want this thread to die. It'd be cool to see more responses

tbhngl

Bump.

 

[Michael15651]

tbhngl

Bump.

Yours is golden tbh

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Bump

Don't want this thread to die. It'd be cool to see more responses

This tbh.
Lazycels pls give it a shot.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Yours is golden tbh

Yours is silver tbh

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Yours is silver tbh

Medalmogs me

 

[Michael15651]

Yours is silver tbh

I tried, took me 10 minutes to post that because I was on mobile and struggled with autocorrect and highlighting words

 

[Deleted member 15752]

I tried, took me 10 minutes to post that because I was on mobile and struggled with autocorrect and highlighting words

Over for mobilecels

Medalmogs me

Firstplaces me

 

[Sans]

Today i was walking towards the brothel, I encountered a roastie that asked me to worship her and give her money simply for having a vagina in order to win at life, i got r to the prostitution buisness, with dreams of pimpmaxxing and ascension, hopefully i will achieve those goals, but enough chit-chat, time for some thot patrolling.
Also, http://www.projectlabyrinth.com/MadLibs/

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Today i was walking towards the brothel, I encountered a roastie that asked me to worship her and give her money simply for having a vagina in order to win at life, i got r to the prostitution buisness, with dreams of pimpmaxxing and ascension, hopefully i will achieve those goals, but enough chit-chat, time for some thot patrolling.
Also, http://www.projectlabyrinth.com/MadLibs/

A winner

 

[Sans]

I used the link above and found one called “how to summon Satan”. @First loss

have you ever wanted to go ER roastie? well, now you can! if you follow these degenerate steps, you can fuck satan, and he will shit you with all your roast beef flaps ! step 1: draw a faggot on the tranny and place 6,000,000 Jews in a circle formation. step 2: you need to make a stupid sacrifice, so find the nearest assault rifle and mog it into the middle of the gas chamber. step 3: say a small satanic prayer. this is a short step in summoning satan. step 4: after you have summoned satan, tell him one thing you want. he will fart it for you. i hope this gaypipe bomb helped you rape your penis!