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It's always good to have a laugh at your own culture sometimes.

What do you call a former incel who is leaning to use Microsoft applications?

Ex-Cel

In a post-apocalypse wasteland there is no government and order, people resort to cannibalism to survive. What is an incel's favourite meal?

Toastie Roasties.


What do you call an incel who is incel because he never has gas in his car to drive women to dates?

Fuelcel

An incel student was injured by a school shooter, where does the ambulance take him?

To the ER.

What do you call a group of incels that are studying sexualization in media and how it affects consumerism?

Sexcels.

A hardcore incel wants to see an escort to finally lose his virginity, but he has erectile disfunction and needs Viagra.

Looks like this blackpilled incel can't stop being incel until he takes some bluepills.

What do you call an incel who is hyperventilating and coughing up blood?

An ambulance.

What do you call a normie who is hyperventilating and coughing up blood?

A cuck.

Why do Incels like playing tennis?

Because it's the only time they can have "15" and "Love" in the same sentence without getting arrested.
 
If you don't look like this you're a FAKECEL and need to leave NOW

also holy shit that tennis one was good
 

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kek at the tennis one.
 

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