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Homosapicuckus

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Once circa 2 years ago I could've managed to pick a 15 years old blonde HB 6.5 who did amateur modelling. She was drunk as fuck and I was pretty damn clear and I went straight to the point where I asked if she has anywhere to stay? She said she don't know yet I grabbed her arm and took her to the bummest piece of shit she ever been tho aka in to my room and it happened. My dick was too shrinked to manage a proper penetration and we fucked like lesbians do. She even grabbed my dick and put it into her vagina but I couldn't manage to climax.
 
You forgot the suicide foul tag
 
Testiclechincel said:
You forgot the suicide  foul tag

I didn't have any success with girls within the last 2 years so it doesn't count anything I'm as Incel as you.
 
Homosapicuckus said:
I didn't have any success with girls within the last 2 years so it doesn't count anything I'm as Incel as you.

As a 28 years old kv... i for some odd reason doubt that.
 
Is this satire? I legit can't tell.
 
VLÖ said:
Is this satire? I legit can't tell.

It's legit with satire elements. She wasn't 6.5 but definitely above average.


In my previous posts I told that I'm a Volcel but I'm completely aspie and lack the pursue to chase women.
 
When i lost my virginity i had to take viagra.

Porn addiction fucked up my dick.
 
KilluminoidBR said:
When i lost my virginity i had to take viagra.

Porn addiction fucked up my dick.

I don't even count this encounter as a form of ascension from virginity rather a weak attempt to believe in myself that I'm not a virgin anymore but deep inside I know it's not the case as I couldn't even manage to get inside her pussy rather fuck her like lesbians do with clit fucking
 
inb4 you get banned for bragging.
 
Framecel222 said:
inb4 you get banned for bragging.

Well I feel I need some break coz this site make me addicted
 
Homosapicuckus said:
Well I feel I need some break coz this site make me addicted

You know you can just ask to be banned.
 
Homosapicuckus said:
I don't even count this encounter as a form of ascension from virginity rather a weak attempt to believe in myself that I'm not a virgin anymore but deep inside I know it's not the case as I couldn't even manage to get inside her pussy rather fuck her like lesbians do with clit fucking

You couldnt penetrate, you still virgin.
 
Testiclechincel said:
As a 28 years old kv... i for some odd reason doubt that.

You know it ain't really worth. I'll never forget that emotionless soulless disgust inside her eyes after she woke up and layed there like a dead body. She didn't answer my messages nor my calls. She didn't even give me her name I feel like she realized how she got tricked by a subhuman like myself.


KilluminoidBR said:
You couldnt penetrate, you still virgin.

I got inside her vagina but couldn't get hard and ejaculate in my book that's not sex rather a forced act.
 
Homosapicuckus said:
You know it ain't really worth. I'll never forget that emotionless soulless disgust inside her eyes after she woke up and layed there like a dead body. She didn't answer my messages nor my calls. She didn't even give me her name I feel like she realized how she got tricked by a subhuman like myself.



I got inside her vagina but couldn't get hard and ejaculate in my book that's not sex rather a forced act.



Nothing angers a foid more than allowing a beta into her pussy. She will hate you for it and feel fooled. 

Well at least technically you've had PIV sex.
 
Sub8Hate said:
Nothing angers a foid more than allowing a beta into her pussy. She will hate you for it and feel fooled. 

Well at least technically you've had PIV sex.

very good insight yes. She knew extacly that day was a failure in her life.
 
Homosapicuckus said:
very good insight yes. She knew extacly that day was a failure in her life.

It's fucked because it's like they only give you one chance at fucking them. If you suck, they'll ghost in an instant. 
If a foid sucks, we have to grit our teeth and deal with it, otherwise we'll be alone again. 

The same goes for emotion / weakness. One bout of depression, nervousness, or weakness and you're toast.
 
Sub8Hate said:
It's fucked because it's like they only give you one chance at fucking them. If you suck, they'll ghost in an instant. 
If a foid sucks, we have to grit our teeth and deal with it, otherwise we'll be alone again. 

The same goes for emotion / weakness. One bout of depression, nervousness, or weakness and you're toast.

There's nothing more humiliating for a woman than letting to mate with a weak, beta male who carries the least desirable genes. She felt disgust because She technically transgressed the laws of nature which says only the fittest male can have an offspring.


Women only prefer the fittest men for short term sex deeply expecting to get pregnant then she'll look for a LTR cuck who gotta raise the slayers baby
 
Okay... ready for the "Fakecel" comments
 
What a story, Mark.
 
Posts like this legit make me want to leave this place. I've already had to endure suicide fuel everywhere else.

I am sick of all of this bragging from all of you fucking fakecels who even have the AUDACITY to mope on here after having experiences like this.
 
Minjaze said:
Posts like this legit make me want to leave this place. I've already had to endure suicide fuel everywhere else.

I am sick of all of this bragging from all of you fucking fakecels who even have the AUDACITY to mope on here after having experiences like this.

This
 
Minjaze said:
Posts like this legit make me want to leave this place. I've already had to endure suicide fuel everywhere else.

I am sick of all of this bragging from all of you fucking fakecels who even have the AUDACITY to mope on here after having experiences like this.

Every day every minute is a suicide as you waste your time here while you see people get laid by zero effort for having a Good personality aka Face.
 

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