Lengthcel = Vocel

[Kent]

The funniest aspect is how every girl has an opinion (notwithstanding editing), can you imagine asking random guys a sex-related question and how many "I dunno...muh autism" replies you would get?




Also at the end the interviewer says girth and motion also matter but this is for like 2 answers, the rest are length.

 

[Hunter]

JFL. i literally have the worst genetics. the ONE area that im above average and in fact 99th percentile in(girth) is the area that femoids couldnt care less for and even assuming they would, i wouldnt be able to get them in bed in the first place.

you know those RPG/MMO games where you build a character at the start. you know when your younger brother makes an account and makes the character build really shitty because he is dumb. that build is me. im a failed specimen born from shitty genetics and the only good genetical attribute i have no one gives a fuck about. FML.

 

[TheHalfBloodPrince]

When you're a burn victim like me, your fucking length means fuck all. (6'3)

 

[_incelinside]

JFL. i literally have the worst genetics. the ONE area that im above average and in fact 99th percentile in(girth) is the area that femoids couldnt care less for and even assuming they would, i wouldnt be able to get them in bed in the first place.

you know those RPG/MMO games where you build a character at the start. you know when your younger brother makes an account and makes the character build really shitty because he is dumb. that build is me. im a failed specimen born from shitty genetics and the only good genetical attribute i have no one gives a fuck about. FML.

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i'd trade length for girth

 

[Hunter]

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i'd trade length for girth

my girth is so big it puts me at a disadvantage and wont fit in most vaginas. meanwhilst my length isnt even 6 inch. not only is it impractical but its disproportionate. id trade 2 inches of girth for 2 inches of length in a heartbeat. and femoids prefer length anyway.

 

[Blackpill Dealer]

Would a 99+ percentile length+girth dick save me from inceldoom "advertising it" like crazy?

 

[blackletcel]

my girth is so big it puts me at a disadvantage and wont fit in most vaginas. meanwhilst my length isnt even 6 inch. not only is it impractical but its disproportionate. id trade 2 inches of girth for 2 inches of length in a heartbeat. and femoids prefer length anyway.

chodecel

 

[Welcumtotherealworld]

When you're a burn victim like me, your fucking length means fuck all. (6'3)

How bad are your burns? Are you missing any body-parts?

 

[Hunter]

chodecel

not really since i cant bring femoids to my bedroom in the first place.

 

[TheHalfBloodPrince]

How bad are your burns? Are you missing any body-parts?

Not missing body parts, I basically look like a less burnt Deadpool.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

Fukcing whores that are so entitled

 

[BodyFat10orRope]

Life fuel for me. 8 x 5.

Whatever though, wasn't worried about my size anyway. Also dick size won't get you laid. The size doesn't really matter much anyway.

 

[Deleted member 60]

you know those RPG/MMO games where you build a character at the start. you know when your younger brother makes an account and makes the character build really shitty because he is dumb. that build is me.

lmao

 

[turtlefyyy]

fuck that, i'm a pencilcel and i fucking hate it, i need a fat one

 

[Deleted member 2119]

How does this make you a volcel?

 

[Deleted member 60]

so much cope in the comments. This is sui fuel

 

[Hunter]

fuck that, i'm a pencilcel and i fucking hate it, i need a fat one

can we trade cocks. my chode for your missile.

 

[EthnicelNL]

fuck that, i'm a pencilcel and i fucking hate it, i need a fat one

Become a syntholcel

 

[GreenCel]

Why are these threads allowed. You know you're never going to have sex with women, then what's the point in making these threads? You should face permanent ban.

 

[Deleted member 60]

why the fuck do women lie so much about their preferences?

 

[Deleted member 6101]

Shitposting aside, I still didn't understand what those cunts wanted. What's the blackpill consensus?

 

[masterwizard]

I don't have length or girth

 

[Kent]

Why are these threads allowed. You know you're never going to have sex with women, then what's the point in making these threads? You should face permanent ban.

At least on the off-chance I get me a feeemayle, I will know that Length > Girth

 

[GreenCel]

At least on the off-chance I get me a feeemayle, I will know that Length > Girth

LOL COPE.

 

[Haywire]

You need BOTH decent length and decent girth. They both matter. Woman like a full feeling and you need girth so no a pencil dick isnt giving her that full feeling. For the idiots who think their dick is too thick woman can eventually get use to your bigger than average girth. Cant believe people are so stupid that they think their 6 inch girth is too much. Go on pornhub and watch woman fuck waaaay bigger dildos than your dick.

 

[IncelmaBinHardon]

How does this balding manlet get away with going about asking such personal questions? I suspect he has a gigachad assistant with him who is never seen on camera.