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TLDR This is a thread for those of you who think landwhales are "an ugly male's looksmatch". That they are at the same or similar smv to an uglier than average male. That's straight up bullshit. If you already know this shit skip this thread and postmaxx, idc
Intro : JFL at copers who depend on a volatile landwhale's eating habits in order to have sex and a relationship in this world. It's such a water is wet concept but NO ONE seems to understand that a fat 2/10 landwhale can be hiding an attractive cunt that wants nothing to do with you after her smv hits an all time high. Never depend on something so unpredictable.
((((I am in great shape))), like the way I look (COPE). I shouldn't have to be like "him" in order for my wife to have sex with me.
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((("I am beyond devastated"))) The hell did you expect, retard. You literally said she was at her ALL TIME HIGH in terms of SMV and you thought she wouldn't want to fuck a mate of better quality JFL
Thread :
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/comments/4lbsge/i_finally_realized_why_my_wife_doesnt_want_to/
Watch IT demonize him for "baiting her into cheating" when she was down and willing to do that from the start. Watch them blame his actions and call him a paranoid freak. I can't wait LOL
Funny how ungrateful she is too.
Intro : JFL at copers who depend on a volatile landwhale's eating habits in order to have sex and a relationship in this world. It's such a water is wet concept but NO ONE seems to understand that a fat 2/10 landwhale can be hiding an attractive cunt that wants nothing to do with you after her smv hits an all time high. Never depend on something so unpredictable.
((((I am in great shape))), like the way I look (COPE). I shouldn't have to be like "him" in order for my wife to have sex with me.
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(JFL, Have fun paying child support when that foid frames you for raping her and lives rent free with her chad, boyo!)[/B]"I'll go into a brief back story about my situation. I'm 33, wife 29, married 8 years, two kids(6 &4)."
(It can't be about the way I look bro, she's just tired after giving birth twice!)"My wife and I average sex once every month and you can tell it's just "duty sex" on her part."
(Of course you were attracted to her, juggernaut law tbh) Also shows that she didn't care about what he thought of her, red flag from the startThree years ago, my wife was obese. She is 5'4 and at that point, she was 230 lbs. I still found her very attractive but she wasn't having any of it.
(That whores SMV spiked up so fucking high after that, kek)She started going to the gym and 18 months later, she's down 90 lbs and looks better than ever. I'm a runner, so I run 3x a week(total of 5-6 miles) and right now I am 6'2, 178 lbs.
(LO FUCKING L CUNTS THIS BITCH SAYS THIS SHIT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE IS A TALLFAG RUNNER AND SHE PROBABLY HAD AN ENTIRE ORBIT BIGGER THAN THE SUN HAHAHAHA)Lately, she's been dropping the words "buff, muscular, huge arms, etc" when talking on the phone to her friends about certain people. I came up with a plan. I know this is wrong...
(Water tbh, but still JFL)I made a Craigslist personal ad. Title was "Married, good looking, and ripped" Found a picture of a fitness model, cropped the face out and uploaded the picture in the ad. My wife never checks out Craigslist, so I then made a fake email account and emailed her from it linking the ad.
It took two days, but she responded to the ad. Says she has never done anything like this but has also never been with a guy like that. I made a google voice account and we start texting. She says that I'm a good guy, wonderful husband and father, but the reason we never have sex is because I don't look like "him". She seems a bit nervous but does want to meet "him".
((("I am beyond devastated"))) The hell did you expect, retard. You literally said she was at her ALL TIME HIGH in terms of SMV and you thought she wouldn't want to fuck a mate of better quality JFL
Thread :
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/comments/4lbsge/i_finally_realized_why_my_wife_doesnt_want_to/
Watch IT demonize him for "baiting her into cheating" when she was down and willing to do that from the start. Watch them blame his actions and call him a paranoid freak. I can't wait LOL
Funny how ungrateful she is too.
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