Theory Komesarj ascending is the incel version of September 11th 2001

[Subhuman Niceguy]

On the 24th of April 2023 at approximately 5:40am, a former mod posted the thread "Goodbye and Thank You My Friends", because he had lost his virginity to a 19-year-old virgin foid.

One guy getting laid has sent shock waves throughout the entire world. People from the United States to Germany, Italy, and Russia are all talking about Komesarj getting a toilet to let him ejaculate into her.

This is what happens if you search for "Komesarj" using Google:

If he would learn how to dress, lose some weight, shave his Osama bin Laden beard and get some contact lenses - he'd be normie-tier:

They are talking about him in Belgium in French:

A post in Russian about him, the translated version is under it:

Germans are talking about Komesarj getting a toilet to let him cum in her:

Italians are talking about Komesarj:

It seems like everyone is talking about Komesarj losing his virginity:

 

[PersonalityChimp]

This shit is actually hilarious, people are literally losing their marbles over some random guy getting laid

 

[IncelusRex]

psyop

 

[Tarquinius]

Both events are overblown and likely fake, so i agree.

 

[IncelusRex]

 

[PersonalityChimp]

Is that really him? Mogs me

 

[Govid_Dorious]

Artificial asf

 

[Govid_Dorious]

and no one here accused him of treason lmao, fucking fuckers always lying, 2 users accusing him of treason on twitter weren't even incel too

 

[incelerated]

You mean the Jews did it?

 

[Mortis]

Both events are overblown and likely fake, so i agree.

 

[frmentalcel]

If he would learn how to dress, lose some weight, shave his Osama bin Laden beard and get some contact lenses - he'd be normie-tier:

this is him? top fucking zozzle looks like a regular guy

 

[PersonalityChimp]

"The incels are mourning because their guru had sex"

 

[Govid_Dorious]

You mean the Jews did it?

you know, they have a large network across the world, its a coordinate attack

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I don't think that someone's loss of virginity ever made the news like that before

 

[Med Amine]

this komesrag story really blew out in the whole world tbh
the amount of attention he's getting is super big just for being a mod that have been absent for 6 months
imagine if master made an ascension post like that, shit would be crazy asf

 

[Govid_Dorious]

"The incels are mourning because their guru had sex"
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how we incels will recover from that

 

[Govid_Dorious]

this is him? top fucking zozzle looks like a regular guy

normies.is

 

[Sheogorath]

Komesarj ascending is the incel version of September 11th 2001​

You have no idea how on-the-nose you are OP, it even happened September 11th 2022

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I don't think that someone's loss of virginity ever made the news like that before

Legendary loss of virginity!

The hilarious thing is - normies will look you in your face, and tell you that “sex isn’t everything” - yet, as soon as Komesarj lost his virginity to a toilet - the entire planet loses its mind over a fat sandnigger cumming in a toilet. Kek.

 

[Idotms]

psyop

the Jews did it

I don't think that someone's loss of virginity ever made the news like that before

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Ha fatto sesso - I think we can all figure out what that means.

 

[GeckoBus]

On the 24th of April 2023 at approximately 5:40am, a former mod posted the thread "Goodbye and Thank You My Friends", because he had lost his virginity to a 19-year-old virgin foid.

One guy getting laid has sent shock waves throughout the entire world. People from the United States to Germany, Italy, and Russia are all talking about Komesarj getting a toilet to let him ejaculate into her.

This is what happens if you search for "Komesarj" using Google:

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If he would learn how to dress, lose some weight, shave his Osama bin Laden beard and get some contact lenses - he'd be normie-tier:

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They are talking about him in Belgium in French:

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A post in Russian about him, the translated version is under it:

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Germans are talking about Komesarj getting a toilet to let him cum in her:

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Italians are talking about Komesarj:

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It seems like everyone is talking about Komesarj losing his virginity:

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bro lol at your sundry paper tier title lfmao my marbles jigglin at this joke of a title jfl NOBODY EVER HEARD OF THIS NIGGA, PAID ACTOR TIER GTFO WITH THIS INCEL COUNTER INSURGENCY OPERATION smh 911 more like 711 dollar menu shiiieettt

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Holy shit - he’s on JewTube


View: https://youtu.be/thUSizPSP80

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Holy shit - he’s on JewTube


View: https://youtu.be/thUSizPSP80

Did a fucking rainbow, pot of gold, and a leprechaun appear after Komesarj nutted or what? Most legendary loss of virginity ever.

 

[PersonalityChimp]

Holy shit - he’s on JewTube

I can't wait for this story to die down, getting really fucking tired of it.

 

[EternalStorm]

Both events are overblown and likely fake, so i agree.

 

[asdfghjqbbbb]

did this 'komesarj' ever pay homage to ER?

 

[CrippledByLonelines]

This guys are fucking lunatics. They wanna see us incels triggered so bad. Keep seething fags.

 

[nazianime]

 

[Sheogorath]

Legendary loss of virginity!

The hilarious thing is - normies will look you in your face, and tell you that “sex isn’t everything” - yet, as soon as Komesarj lost his virginity to a toilet - the entire planet loses its mind over a fat sandnigger cumming in a toilet. Kek.

I don't want to call her a toilet, she seems like a wonderful girl, but I don't know how much she knows about what he did.

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Most overblown, eye roll worthy drama in this forum's history.
Definitely some external psyop and I wouldn't be surprised if the fat spic was in on the whole thing.

The original admin team collectively leaving the site didn't even generate as much buzz as this.

 

[Sheogorath]

Definitely some external psyop

you don't know how long this has been going on for, it actually started Sept 10th

 

[Pajeetsingh]

Dudes a mogger

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[CroatianManlet]

This counts as news nowadays why is the jewdia like this?

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

you don't know how long this has been going on for, it actually started Sept 10th

But why are we getting Rolling Stone articles of how devastated we are that our supposed lord and saviour has abandoned us

 

[PersonalityChimp]

But why are we getting Rolling Stone articles of how devastated we are that our supposed lord and saviour has abandoned us

It's just westoid MSM being retarded as usual.

 

[future&$]

this dude like a government infromant or somehting. he a rat.

 

[ilieknothing]

This is proof how much they follow us. We are incelibrities

 

[GrandCurrycel]

he mogs me to the moon in looks

 

[ReconElement]

It's either fake or this guy was never an incel given how he looks

 

[PersonalityChimp]

It's either fake or this guy was never an incel given how he looks

Tbh, seems like his biggest problem was being unable to walk.

 

[ReconElement]

Tbh, seems like his biggest problem was being unable to walk.

Yea, then he was just a normie or chadlite, it's his disability that made him incel, now that it's gone, he's not an incel anymore

 

[Sheogorath]

But why are we getting Rolling Stone articles of how devastated we are that our supposed lord and saviour has abandoned us

It's probably all aimed at me to generate maximum drama when I take the bait.

this dude like a government infromant or somehting. he a rat.

Or they literally could be puppeting his account, if they're good enough actors we'd never know the difference.

It's all meant to destabilize me and make me react emotionally.

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Or maybe it's real and he just dun me wrong

 

[parzurnacs]

if the guy in the pic is really him he's just a manlet normie. I have said this multiple times and I will say it once more:
ONLY THE UGLY CAN BE INCEL

 

[uo89997]

No, it's the equivalent of January 6th, 2020; not really that big of a deal.

 

[iamsubhuman]

thank god i decided not to use my .is username for other socials lmao

 

[IronsideCel]

This shit is actually hilarious, people are literally losing their marbles over some random guy getting laid

over

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I don’t think his gf exist, Komesarj just pretended to ascend so he could quit his job and try and look cool.

 

[calimero]

Komesarj meeting a girl in Archon is really the online equivalent of "waiting until a girl falls on your dick"

And, I think Master?, defended still stuff by saying something like "relationships form all the time in real life, get over it". Suure, if only there was a reasonable how-we-met story. How kome met his gf is not real life.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

We are incelibrities