Chuddy the Soyman, was a jolly happy jak,
With a big black pipe and a fuck-ton o' hoes, and two eyes made of coal.
chuddy the soyman, is a reddittale, they say.
He was made of soy, but the chuddies know he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that old silk dildo they found,
For when they placed it in his mouth, he began to dance around!
Oh, chuddy, the soyman, was alive as he could be;
and the children say he could meme and play,
just the same as you and me.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
look at chuddy go.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
over the hills of soy.
chuddy the Soyman, knew the sun was hot that day,
so he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun now, before I melt away."
Down to the village, with a dildo in his hand,
Running here and there, all around the square,
sayin', "Rape me if you can."
He led them down the streets of town, right to the traffic cop;
and only paused a moment, when he heard him seethe, "Stop!"
For chuddy, the Soyman, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't cry, I'll be back again some day."
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