CursedMutantSoul
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There was this simp I knew in University. His girlfriend, an archetypical feminist, would get aggressive and violent against any man that said anything remotely politically incorrect or anti-feminist. The friendgroup was the one dude with a girlfriend, his 3 LTN/Incel friends, and the feminist. The guys would always walk on tiptoes around her, but once in a while they would go too far for her liking, and she'd do what's called a "PEEN SLAP". She'd give them a half second warning by yelling PEEN SLAP and then slap them right in the penis and balls. She wouldn't hold back either, they'd often be on the ground wanting to throw up. Eventually the guys became accustomed to it and would cover up asap.
I remember one time a dude made a joke about becoming a retard in a dirtbike accident. He jokingly immidated a retard with the well known hand gesture (arm on chest, hand pointing down). This triggered the feminist into a psychohisterial rage. "DONT JOKE ABOUT ABOUT!". "I'm just kidd.." the guy tried to respond with, it was too late... "PEEN SLAP!" and he was down on the floor crying. Everyone kind of realized she went too far because he was out for a good five minutes holding his junk, trying to hold back tears. She took it a bit easy after that but faced zero consequences for her actions. For all we know this dude has serious testicular issues now.
I remember one time a dude made a joke about becoming a retard in a dirtbike accident. He jokingly immidated a retard with the well known hand gesture (arm on chest, hand pointing down). This triggered the feminist into a psychohisterial rage. "DONT JOKE ABOUT ABOUT!". "I'm just kidd.." the guy tried to respond with, it was too late... "PEEN SLAP!" and he was down on the floor crying. Everyone kind of realized she went too far because he was out for a good five minutes holding his junk, trying to hold back tears. She took it a bit easy after that but faced zero consequences for her actions. For all we know this dude has serious testicular issues now.





