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Finally together
Katie, England, finally marries USA sub Tyrone, prisoner armed robbery
Who?
How long until she has her first black eye? 
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Tee hee.
They met on a prisoner pen pal exchange
She apparently couldn't find a "real man" in all of england.
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Why would anyone be shocked by this? Women have been programmed through thousands of years of evolution to select for violent, crazy men. Because that's what gave them and their offspring the best chance of survival.
In the modern day, women are smart enough to adapt to the times. You don't need brute strength to survive a conquest by a neighbouring tribe, you need money to pay the bills. But still, the programming never goes away, men will never stop being horny animals that want to impregnate every hole they come across, and women will never stop being attracted to Chads.
Look at who women fuck for fun, date in their prime years and fantasize about, vs who they marry. Chad vs betabuxxx.
In the modern day, women are smart enough to adapt to the times. You don't need brute strength to survive a conquest by a neighbouring tribe, you need money to pay the bills. But still, the programming never goes away, men will never stop being horny animals that want to impregnate every hole they come across, and women will never stop being attracted to Chads.
Look at who women fuck for fun, date in their prime years and fantasize about, vs who they marry. Chad vs betabuxxx.
We'll hear in a few months how she got beaten to death
And of course the media will portray it as a tragedy that no one saw coming
Meanwhile they will say all men are evil, especially those misogynistic inkwells
Burn the coal
Pay the toll
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