My only consolation to being a prone masturbator is my dick is probably flexible enough to do this kind of shit.
It's really uncomfortable to fap at this angle but I can only coom rubbing the top of my dick against the floor, fubbing the bottom of your dick against the floor is too painful.
basically if you imagine the orientation of the vagina by the angle of a girl's pelvis in relation to your own this would tell you whether or not it would stetch your dick downward.
These are the type of weird angles dogs do after they "tie" with a girl after cooming inside them, so perhaps by being able to emulate canine penis flexibility I will be more attractive to women who will be impressed by the variety of options I provide.
Chad never has to do prone-grinding to get off (a vagina is always avaialble) so he probably hasn't developed this impressive flexibility like me. My dick flexibility mogs Chad to hell.
Unlike "missionary" position variants like "butterfly" (and even doggystyle if you're not leaning overtop her) are going to stretch your dick at least 90 degrees away from your belly button if not a full 180 degrees pointing toward your feet.
All this stuff looks interesting I'm sad I don't have a girl to try it with. I think if I ever were to escort it'd be for this purpose.
I wonder since porn is legal couldn't you just film sex with an escort and then it's not illegal because you're making a film?
They should actually invent gynoids who are instructed to coach you in these like a video game and like DDR you get points for if you stay on-form and do proper timing.
This not only would help with loneliness and fitness but train us to impress foids with our ab muscles from doing all these core-strengthening poses.
Plus if you showed off your high score a foid would know you're capable, so it would be a way of prescreening against unskilled incels.
I know some of this looks like it's actually a shemale fucking a guy in the ass but it's actually supposed to be his dick inside her vagina somehow despite the weird 180 degree rotation.
From experience I can't get this angle when fully erect, you have to be something like 70% erect to be able to bend it that far otherwise it's too ridged.
It's really uncomfortable to fap at this angle but I can only coom rubbing the top of my dick against the floor, fubbing the bottom of your dick against the floor is too painful.
basically if you imagine the orientation of the vagina by the angle of a girl's pelvis in relation to your own this would tell you whether or not it would stetch your dick downward.
These are the type of weird angles dogs do after they "tie" with a girl after cooming inside them, so perhaps by being able to emulate canine penis flexibility I will be more attractive to women who will be impressed by the variety of options I provide.
Chad never has to do prone-grinding to get off (a vagina is always avaialble) so he probably hasn't developed this impressive flexibility like me. My dick flexibility mogs Chad to hell.
Unlike "missionary" position variants like "butterfly" (and even doggystyle if you're not leaning overtop her) are going to stretch your dick at least 90 degrees away from your belly button if not a full 180 degrees pointing toward your feet.
All this stuff looks interesting I'm sad I don't have a girl to try it with. I think if I ever were to escort it'd be for this purpose.
I wonder since porn is legal couldn't you just film sex with an escort and then it's not illegal because you're making a film?
They should actually invent gynoids who are instructed to coach you in these like a video game and like DDR you get points for if you stay on-form and do proper timing.
This not only would help with loneliness and fitness but train us to impress foids with our ab muscles from doing all these core-strengthening poses.
Plus if you showed off your high score a foid would know you're capable, so it would be a way of prescreening against unskilled incels.
I know some of this looks like it's actually a shemale fucking a guy in the ass but it's actually supposed to be his dick inside her vagina somehow despite the weird 180 degree rotation.
From experience I can't get this angle when fully erect, you have to be something like 70% erect to be able to bend it that far otherwise it's too ridged.
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