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NSFW kama sutra positions that stretch your dick downward instead of naturally pointing up

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My only consolation to being a prone masturbator is my dick is probably flexible enough to do this kind of shit.


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It's really uncomfortable to fap at this angle but I can only coom rubbing the top of my dick against the floor, fubbing the bottom of your dick against the floor is too painful.

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basically if you imagine the orientation of the vagina by the angle of a girl's pelvis in relation to your own this would tell you whether or not it would stetch your dick downward.

These are the type of weird angles dogs do after they "tie" with a girl after cooming inside them, so perhaps by being able to emulate canine penis flexibility I will be more attractive to women who will be impressed by the variety of options I provide.

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Chad never has to do prone-grinding to get off (a vagina is always avaialble) so he probably hasn't developed this impressive flexibility like me. My dick flexibility mogs Chad to hell.

Unlike "missionary" position variants like "butterfly" (and even doggystyle if you're not leaning overtop her) are going to stretch your dick at least 90 degrees away from your belly button if not a full 180 degrees pointing toward your feet.

All this stuff looks interesting I'm sad I don't have a girl to try it with. I think if I ever were to escort it'd be for this purpose.

I wonder since porn is legal couldn't you just film sex with an escort and then it's not illegal because you're making a film?

They should actually invent gynoids who are instructed to coach you in these like a video game and like DDR you get points for if you stay on-form and do proper timing.

This not only would help with loneliness and fitness but train us to impress foids with our ab muscles from doing all these core-strengthening poses.

Plus if you showed off your high score a foid would know you're capable, so it would be a way of prescreening against unskilled incels.

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I know some of this looks like it's actually a shemale fucking a guy in the ass but it's actually supposed to be his dick inside her vagina somehow despite the weird 180 degree rotation.

From experience I can't get this angle when fully erect, you have to be something like 70% erect to be able to bend it that far otherwise it's too ridged.
 
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I never understood how normies could like this. To me it just seems breaking your dick speedrun any%
obviously you would work up to these gradually

much like with yoga you wouldn't just start wit hthe most advanced stuff
 
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Humanity getting cucked by gigachad demigods :feelskek:
 
that's not waht cucked means, it's just mogging
Gods would only fuck high-society women (remember India had castes) os she was definitely married.
 
I don't understand. How are you even supposed to fuck in these position? Literally impossible
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Nothing as pointless as an incel studying sex positions
 
I don't understand. How are you even supposed to fuck in these position? Literally impossible
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in the left one you would back your ass toward her to thrust your cock deeper into her

in the right one you would arch your back to pull your cock out and then just let gravity pull you down to insert further: though I think it would be easier for her to control the movements
 
in the left one you would back your ass toward her to thrust your cock deeper into her
Literally not possible to bend dick like that plus it would sacrifice your size. I don't see how you can thurst your cock deep into her in that position. Show me a porn clip or a gif demonstrating this
 
Why tf can't you masturbate normally using your hand?
 
Literally not possible to bend dick like that
Why not?
plus it would sacrifice your size
This part is true, since some of the length is being wasted doing a 180 degree pivot

I don't see how you can thurst your cock deep into her in that position. Show me a porn clip or a gif demonstrating this
I don't think anyone is claiming this is ideal for depth

Probably something long-dicked freaks are able to try out

Or maybe something you do when the girl has a very short vagina to avoid bruising her cervix?
Why tf can't you masturbate normally using your hand?
I can (it helps when I'm soft and want to get hard) but just can't finish that way, it's like I'm too aware that:
a) a guy is giving me a handjob​
b) I'm giving a handjob to a guy​

I realize it's less gay when the other guy is me, but it's still pretty gay, so you feel like a cuck by resorting to it.

I just can't get into the "I'm fucking a foid" mindset to properly climax during a fantasy.

Although maybe it's just because I do it dry, most guys do stuff like use lube but I never have stuff like that on hand.

if I'm not going to buy an onahole I should probably save my socks that have holes in them and use them as fapping tools w/ vasline before throwing them in the trash
 
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only theory for incels, no practice :blackpill: (hands and toys don't count)
 
I'm practicing in my imagination
 
Has anyone done a single one of these with an escort?

Escortcels please show a picture of the position you've done that feels the most strange.
 

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