LifeFuel Just survive a mass shooting theory

[Deleted member 2047]

So this kid survived the parkland shooting

Shitty eye area, long midface, big ears, bad skin, etc

This girl

Asks him to prom because he was the one conservative survivor

Turns out it worked

You have a chance, all you need to do is survive a mass shooting and fly across the country to get a date with your looksmatch!

 

[Hunter]

cool! so someone can setup an ER and his brocel can plan it so he is the only survivor. kills two birds with one stone.

 

[VLÖ]

"Just be someone else theory"

Basically, EVERYONE is getting something. Except you. You will never get anything.

 

[Cuck]

She isn't that cute tbh.

 

[Deleted member 2047]

She isn't that cute tbh.

cope

 

[KyloRen]

"Just be someone else theory"

Basically, EVERYONE is getting something. Except you. You will never get anything.

 

[Weed]

They look alright and looksmatched together tbhtbh

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Normie couple. "Sub8 over!!" spergs BTFO again.

 

[Panda]

looks money STATUS

 

[ProudIncelistani]

I bet she's doing it cause he famous///

 

[Akarin]

just get a fat curry theory

 

[Deleted member 1983]

they are looksmatched

 

[KV-]

So this kid survived the parkland shooting

Shitty eye area, long midface, big ears, bad skin, etc

This girl

Asks him to prom because he was the one conservative survivor

Turns out it worked

You have a chance, all you need to do is survive a mass shooting and fly across the country to get a date with your looksmatch!

1. White
2. Good jaw
3. Not a turbomanlet

I'd be more interested in a scenario in which this guy DOESNT get laid.

 

[314159265]

Just be white.

Even the ugliest whites can get someone here, I mean look at this fucker he is 4-4.5

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Status

 

[IronMike]

this piece of shit doesn't even look happy

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Copes are being shattered in this thread.

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Stop coping he doesnt look that bad and has status and is white

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Not even a smile from the young lad. Just a stone cold resting face. He doesn’t even give a fuck. He’s reached the highest state of NT.

 

[gstvtrp]

he looks kinda cool in the airport pic.

 

[Weeb]

Why live if you dont have her?

 

[TheRealChincel]

NC will go down as the dumbest mass shooter, he made
Hogface a celebrity, that skinhead a star, and got this guy a date.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

1. White
2. Good jaw
3. Not a turbomanlet

I'd be more interested in a scenario in which this guy DOESNT get laid.

 

[tehgymcel420]

I don't want to survive.

 

[Popbob]

why am i so ugly

 

[Sadist]

this piece of shit doesn't even look happy

lol he looks so dead inside, maybe its from all those years of living like an incel