The brain-hijacking parasite Toxoplasma gondii seems to be almost everywhere.
www.sciencealert.com
Toxoplasmosis, frequently transmitted via cat litter, allegedly makes you statistically more attractive.
Big if true.
Will snorting cat shit help me ascend?
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