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just shoplifted by accident

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basically when i do groceries i go at the self checkout and i always go inside with a backpack and when i empty the backpack in the self checkout machine i always show it empty to the women working there watching that no one steals but today i forgot a 5 euros anti sweat stick lol but when i saw it it was too late i already paid and the girl working there didn't even see it when i showed her the backpack lmao so i decided fuck it i'm leaving it in the backpack without paying it and i went out like nothing happenned the thing is i really forgot it i didn't want to steal lmao but i don't think i can do this again because the girl working today seemed new.
Lol or maybe i could try it but in another town stealing more serious shit lmao.
 
I shoplifted 40 euro worth of groceries 2 months ago because there was something wrong with the self checkout and nobody was there to help
 
I shoplifted 40 euro worth of groceries 2 months ago because there was something wrong with the self checkout and nobody was there to help
nice bro i'm proud of you
 
i always go inside with a backpack and when i empty the backpack in the self checkout machine
In what part of the world is this normal? Where I live you would get stopped by security and have the police called if you shoved items in a backpack before you make it to the checkout.
 
In what part of the world is this normal? Where I live you would get stopped by security and have the police called if you shoved items in a backpack before you make it to the checkout.
france lol but my backpack i always empty and if you show it to the cashier you re ok
 
I shoplifted 40 euro worth of groceries 2 months ago because there was something wrong with the self checkout and nobody was there to help
Based
 
long back there was this storage thing i went out to buy for my stationery and tools and i realized the separate part magnetically attached to it for convenient carrying since it was initially the only item i popped in to get, the receipt didn’t show i paid for but i didn’t stomp back in and go LISTEN I ACCIDENTALLY STOLE THIS I, AN UPRIGHT CITIZEN OF CONSUMER PRIZES AND REBATES WOULD LIKE TO GET THE PROOF I DESERVE AFTER PAYING FOR IT RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR ELSE I’M CALLING THE AUTHORITIES ON MYSELF. there were two tags but the cashier rotating and inspecting it didn’t notice they were different products. i did a hurrah in my mind and kept it
 
long back there was this storage thing i went out to buy for my stationery and tools and i realized the separate part magnetically attached to it for convenient carrying since it was initially the only item i popped in to get, the receipt didn’t show i paid for but i didn’t stomp back in and go LISTEN I ACCIDENTALLY STOLE THIS I, AN UPRIGHT CITIZEN OF CONSUMER PRIZES AND REBATES WOULD LIKE TO GET THE PROOF I DESERVE AFTER PAYING FOR IT RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR ELSE I’M CALLING THE AUTHORITIES ON MYSELF. there were two tags but the cashier rotating and inspecting it didn’t notice they were different products. i did a hurrah in my mind and kept it
cool
 
been there done that, nothing crazy
 

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