LifeFuel Just remembered the time I farted in an escorts mouth [true story]

[Villain Of Blkpill]

Honestly I think i'm one of the most based people on this entire community.

Just remembered the time I farted in an escorts mouth

She was being a bitch, and i asked her to lick my ass.

so she did and it wasnt that good.

then i felt a fart brewing like 5 minutes later

and by this point i'd lost all respect for her and i wanted to punch her fucking throat in for being such a bitch and me basically wasting my money and time for this shit experience

so then i asked her to lick my ass again , and as her tongue was in my asshole and her nose pushed up against my ass.

i farted in her mouth

like she felt the fart vibrations on her tongue and inhaled my pure shit particles up her nose

and then i burst out laughing , like almost crying.

and she was just looking, with an expression on her face like she was some kid at school whos getting bullied and theres nothing she can do about it

and i swear on my moms life this happened. you can ask more details if u want ill answer

 

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

Gigabased fartmaxxing escortcel lmao .

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

 

[PLA1092]

Based; if she wishes to partake in some degeneracy, she should expect such surprises.

 

[Cope or die]

Cool story bro.

 

[Villain Of Blkpill]

Cool story bro.

Thanks bro.

 

[twascilk99]

Honestly I think i'm one of the most based people on this entire community.

Just remembered the time I farted in an escorts mouth

She was being a bitch, and i asked her to lick my ass.

so she did and it wasnt that good.

then i felt a fart brewing like 5 minutes later

and by this point i'd lost all respect for her and i wanted to punch her fucking throat in for being such a bitch and me basically wasting my money and time for this shit experience

so then i asked her to lick my ass again , and as her tongue was in my asshole and her nose pushed up against my ass.

i farted in her mouth

like she felt the fart vibrations on her tongue and inhaled my pure shit particles up her nose

and then i burst out laughing , like almost crying.

and she was just looking, with an expression on her face like she was some kid at school whos getting bullied and theres nothing she can do about it

and i swear on my moms life this happened. you can ask more details if u want ill answer

I'd shake your hand brocel.
(if your cum wasnt on it)

 

[No_Tears]

Honestly I think i'm one of the most based people on this entire community.

Just remembered the time I farted in an escorts mouth

She was being a bitch, and i asked her to lick my ass.

so she did and it wasnt that good.

then i felt a fart brewing like 5 minutes later

and by this point i'd lost all respect for her and i wanted to punch her fucking throat in for being such a bitch and me basically wasting my money and time for this shit experience

so then i asked her to lick my ass again , and as her tongue was in my asshole and her nose pushed up against my ass.

i farted in her mouth

like she felt the fart vibrations on her tongue and inhaled my pure shit particles up her nose

and then i burst out laughing , like almost crying.

and she was just looking, with an expression on her face like she was some kid at school whos getting bullied and theres nothing she can do about it

and i swear on my moms life this happened. you can ask more details if u want ill answer

did this happen inside some motel or your car?

 

[manletogre]

Holy shit another riceFag

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Top Kek!

 

[Michael W. Ford]

Gigabased fartmaxxing

 

[TheShingTard]

You went to an escort you're not based. I fart on normies all the time

 

[hghorope]

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

cunt deserved it for not providing a good service

 

[Sans]

Based and fartpilled

 

[BigSadnes765]

You used toilet for it's actual purpose

 

[ForevrAlone]

Gigabased fartmaxxing escortcel lmao .

 

[SeetheBot9000]

Based and Chuck Berry pilled.

 

[Ci Jey]

Honestly I think i'm one of the most based people on this entire community.

Just remembered the time I farted in an escorts mouth

She was being a bitch, and i asked her to lick my ass.

so she did and it wasnt that good.

then i felt a fart brewing like 5 minutes later

and by this point i'd lost all respect for her and i wanted to punch her fucking throat in for being such a bitch and me basically wasting my money and time for this shit experience

so then i asked her to lick my ass again , and as her tongue was in my asshole and her nose pushed up against my ass.

i farted in her mouth

like she felt the fart vibrations on her tongue and inhaled my pure shit particles up her nose

and then i burst out laughing , like almost crying.

and she was just looking, with an expression on her face like she was some kid at school whos getting bullied and theres nothing she can do about it

and i swear on my moms life this happened. you can ask more details if u want ill answer

based

 

[uselessrice]

you will be the client she never forgets now