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Story Just remembered the cringiest thing I've done

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In middle school, my best friend was the tallest in the school, good looks, athletic etc. Known him since kindergarten but by middle school I became super socially awkward and he had tons of friends I didn't know, so when we'd run into his other friends I'd kind of just stand around silently as he talked to them. I wanted to branch out and be noticed by some of these other kids because I wanted to be popular.

So one day, my friend posts a picture with this popular girl to his facebook. The space between their legs makes a triangle. I outline the triangle, send it to the girl in dms (my first ever message to her) and write "illuminati confirmed! " I was left on read and I never made any other friends.

Grew apart from any friends I had in middle school because none of them went to the same HS as me, and I resorted to jestermaxxing in HS, today I have no friends.
 
autistic behaviour
 
Super cringe but it genuinely made me laugh (not the “joke”, just the cringe itself).
 
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Illuminati confirmed!
 
I remember when I was sperging out and lecturing everyone in the zoom class on history 9th grade about the political compass.

Basically everyone thought I was a retard after that
 
Thats mildly cringe but at least only she saw it

I've had so many cringe moments i cant remember them
 
Thats mildly cringe but at least only she saw it

I've had so many cringe moments i cant remember them
I made a little dark age edit of my school and sent it on the class group chat
 
I remember when I was sperging out and lecturing everyone in the zoom class on history 9th grade about the political compass.

Basically everyone thought I was a retard after that
At least you were low inhib.
 
So one day, my friend posts a picture with this popular girl to his facebook. The space between their legs makes a triangle. I outline the triangle, send it to the girl in dms (my first ever message to her) and write "illuminati confirmed! " I was left on read and I never made any other friends.
JFL, I used to do same shit, making cringey memes and shit as part of jestermaxxing through middle and high school, I deleted all my old FB accounts so as to forget the digital footprint of cringe I left behind :lul:
 
You truly live up to your name
 
Man it was trendy at the time, I thought I cooked.
yeah I know, I did similar cringe stuff. Looking back at those times we were super cringe and low-key retarded, but still, those were the last days where I actually felt alive. It’s like life practically ended after 6th grade, for me at least.
 
In middle school, my best friend was the tallest in the school, good looks, athletic etc. Known him since kindergarten but by middle school I became super socially awkward and he had tons of friends I didn't know, so when we'd run into his other friends I'd kind of just stand around silently as he talked to them. I wanted to branch out and be noticed by some of these other kids because I wanted to be popular.

So one day, my friend posts a picture with this popular girl to his facebook. The space between their legs makes a triangle. I outline the triangle, send it to the girl in dms (my first ever message to her) and write "illuminati confirmed! " I was left on read and I never made any other friends.

Grew apart from any friends I had in middle school because none of them went to the same HS as me, and I resorted to jestermaxxing in HS, today I have no friends.
Brutal, I also jestermaxxed in school, but never with foids
 
Loomynarty confirmed

I jestermaxxed too though, mainly in elementary but never really in middle/high school
 
Fuck this thread reminded me of a lot of dumb shit i did fuck fuck.fuck
 

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