
D. B. Gooner
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In middle school, my best friend was the tallest in the school, good looks, athletic etc. Known him since kindergarten but by middle school I became super socially awkward and he had tons of friends I didn't know, so when we'd run into his other friends I'd kind of just stand around silently as he talked to them. I wanted to branch out and be noticed by some of these other kids because I wanted to be popular.
So one day, my friend posts a picture with this popular girl to his facebook. The space between their legs makes a triangle. I outline the triangle, send it to the girl in dms (my first ever message to her) and write "illuminati confirmed! " I was left on read and I never made any other friends.
Grew apart from any friends I had in middle school because none of them went to the same HS as me, and I resorted to jestermaxxing in HS, today I have no friends.
So one day, my friend posts a picture with this popular girl to his facebook. The space between their legs makes a triangle. I outline the triangle, send it to the girl in dms (my first ever message to her) and write "illuminati confirmed! " I was left on read and I never made any other friends.
Grew apart from any friends I had in middle school because none of them went to the same HS as me, and I resorted to jestermaxxing in HS, today I have no friends.