It's Over Just ordered a sex doll similar to this but I am really regretting my decision

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

It should arrive next week but I am having second thoughts.

I live by myself so no need to worry about parents finding out about the doll but idk where I am gonna hide it.

If my friends ever come over and find this in my room I’d be a laughing stock among them. Last time they stayed over because they were to drunk to drive, one slept on the couch and other on air mattress in my room.

With this doll in my room I’d have to keep my room locked all time.

I also feel like a weirdo but I just wanted to try it because ppl said it’s a good cope. Can I fuck it and return it? Idk tbh.

I am gonna bust my nut in it that’s for sure!
What would you do if you were in my shoes?

 

[Clock Tower]

Looks like a basic bitch. I'm happy for you. Nut in it to your heart's content.

 

[ItsAllOverButTheCry]

So what, you gotta drag the vagina to the faucet to clean it out ?

Whack, just return it and get an escort.

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

Cuddle with it and post about what it was like.

 

[Deleted member 250]

So what, you gotta drag the vagina to the faucet to clean it out ?

Whack, just return it and get an escort.

just stdmaxx theory

 

[ImpureIncel]

Congrats on an excellent purchase, I will get one some day too. In a lot of ways dolls are superior to women; they don't age, they don't drain your bank account, they're not stupid, narcissistic, empty headed skanks you have to pretend to like in order to fuck. Plus, most are hotter than real women and far less stressful.

If I was you I wouldn't fap until she arrives, and maybe have a small alcoholic drink or do some weed before hand.

 

[SOCIALSUICIDE]

So what, you gotta drag the vagina to the faucet to clean it out ?

Whack, just return it and get an escort.

escort=live sexdoll

 

[Deleted member 14490]

Cuddle with it and post about what it was like.

Why not fuck it?

 

[SOCIALSUICIDE]

If you're so worried about them finding out, buy a locked chest or buy a gun if they find out

 

[Zesto]

Cuddle with it and post about what it was like.

@Ryo_Hazuki

https://incels.is/threads/do-not-ev...bots-and-for-the-love-of-god-nofap-now.84273/

Awful for cuddling.

Dakimakura much better and cheaper.

All I wanted was a silicon mommygf to wrap around me while I slept, it was awful.

I will just have to cuddle my dakimakura and pretend I'm a little boy clinging on to my mommygf.

If I ever try again it will be with one of these.

https://www.amazon.com/NFDOLL-Japan..._rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=EE9XAXD7KZ0NJE0JRDBD

But honestly the dakimakura is great. I sleep with my Hotaru one every night.

You can see it here if you haven't already.

https://incels.is/threads/my-hotaru-shidare-dagashi-kashi-collection.84522/

Can I fuck it and return it?

@Reddit_is_for_cucks

That's what I did.

Didn't even enjoy it.

Had to call my credit card company to get a chargeback.

 

[Deleted member 14490]

@Ryo_Hazuki

https://incels.is/threads/do-not-ev...bots-and-for-the-love-of-god-nofap-now.84273/

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Awful for cuddling.

Dakimakura much better and cheaper.

All I wanted was a silicon mommygf to wrap around me while I slept, it was awful.

I will just have to cuddle my dakimakura and pretend I'm a little boy clinging on to my mommygf.

If I ever try again it will be with one of these.

https://www.amazon.com/NFDOLL-Japan..._rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=EE9XAXD7KZ0NJE0JRDBD

But honestly the dakimakura is great. I sleep with my Hotaru one every night.

You can see it here if you haven't already.

https://incels.is/threads/my-hotaru-shidare-dagashi-kashi-collection.84522/



@Reddit_is_for_cucks

That's what I did.

Didn't even enjoy it.

Had to call my credit card company to get a chargeback.

Have they refunded you yet?

 

[Zesto]

Have they refunded you yet?

Yes.

 

[1984cel]

This is the future for incels. Just find a good spot for security and keep it for cope

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

skinny bitch shoulda bought some extra ass on the side

 

[Deleted member 14490]

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Yes.

Nice bro. How much did it cost to ship back? Did they refund that too?

 

[Zesto]

Nice bro. How much did it cost to ship back? Did they refund that too?

Yup.

@Reddit_is_for_cucks I would highly suggest you take whatever steps you can to cancel your order before it is processed.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Yup.

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@Reddit_is_for_cucks I would highly suggest you take whatever steps you can to cancel your order before it is processed.

I didn’t get to fuck it yet tho

 

[Zesto]

I didn’t get to fuck it yet tho

Onahole + Dakimakura >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sex Doll

 

[SilentSoup]

Cancel it man, owning a sex doll is the worst kind of cope... it won't actually satisfy you. Not a real woman.

Just use your hand, or if you wanna splurge get an onahole or whatever. Saves all that money too, sex dolls are expensive.

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

Hide it in your closet and lock it. Have two keys in case you lose one.
If anyone asks to look inside then tell them no because all yoir underwear is laying on the floor of the closet because you cant afford a drawer.

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

Why not fuck it?

Well i just assumed he would be doing that. If I got one of those dolls I'd just use them to cuddle with but @Zesto said they're awful for cuddling so I most certainly won't be getting one. Even if I had the money though, I have other priorities. I'll probably buy a dakimakura next year tho.

 

[InsanityIsThisWorld]

What I want a sex doll cant do. I wanna cuddle with a girl but that would involve the girl moving. I used to try to cuddle with my stuffed alligator but it wasnt good cope at all

 

[bakadesu]

If u want to return it probally dont open the package at all. Dont think u can with your nut inside
Maybe u should try an onahole or fleshlight first if u arent sure

 

[Remyx]

Maybe not bring anyone over?

 

[guerillahubris]

get one of those big travel bags for flying and fold her up into it and lock it

 

[ThereIsYourGod]

You can try ro make some kind of second bottom somewhere.

 

[Deleted member 236]

Just get an animal carcass, wrap it up with it in bin liners and pretend it's a dead hooker.

Less embarrassing that way.

 

[The Abyss]

Buy a lockbox, they exist for that purpose or just send it back unopened. Lock it in a storage space somewhere, walk in wardrobes are non existent in UK but if you're in US they're as common as fastfood joints.

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

@Ryo_Hazuki

https://incels.is/threads/do-not-ev...bots-and-for-the-love-of-god-nofap-now.84273/

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Awful for cuddling.

Dakimakura much better and cheaper.

All I wanted was a silicon mommygf to wrap around me while I slept, it was awful.

I will just have to cuddle my dakimakura and pretend I'm a little boy clinging on to my mommygf.

If I ever try again it will be with one of these.

https://www.amazon.com/NFDOLL-Japan..._rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=EE9XAXD7KZ0NJE0JRDBD

But honestly the dakimakura is great. I sleep with my Hotaru one every night.

You can see it here if you haven't already.

https://incels.is/threads/my-hotaru-shidare-dagashi-kashi-collection.84522/



@Reddit_is_for_cucks

That's what I did.

Didn't even enjoy it.

Had to call my credit card company to get a chargeback.

pump and dump

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

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Onahole + Dakimakura >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sex Doll

dakimakura Is just a pillow

 

[TheReaper]

Can I fuck it and return it?

only if u cum inside

 

[Zesto]

dakimakura Is just a pillow

To you, maybe.

 

[Deleted member 6599]

Fakecel for having friends that actually want to visit you in your lair. jk, but maybe you could somehow position the doll on the ceiling above the door where guests enter. You know like hiding in plain sight.

 

[nice_try]

But honestly the dakimakura is great. I sleep with my Hotaru one every night.

You can see it here if you haven't already.

https://incels.is/threads/my-hotaru-shidare-dagashi-kashi-collection.84522/

That's a damn fine dakimakura waifu, ngl.
Makes me want to fap

 

[Insomniac]

Just get an animal carcass, wrap it up with it in bin liners and pretend it's a dead hooker.

Less embarrassing that way.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Unless you bought a think realistic doll like this

You wasted your money, the immersion is whats going to make it enjoyable (well I assume). You need to trick your mind into thinking you are having sex else it won't be even as good as regular masturbation with porn.

If I ever buy a doll, I'm buying one like this, and some VR hardware for hq POV porn. But even without the VR it has to be "thick", something you can lie next to and hold and it feels comfy. There's no point getting a loli doll, because the attractive factor of lolis or petite women comes from their neotenous features, and those don't work well with a lifeless doll, it won't feel right.

buy a locked chest or buy a gun if they find out

 

[Sheogorath]

Had to call my credit card company to get a chargeback.

gross ngl, but respect to going through the chargeback process, realizing now how time-consuming it is, the only solace is that applies on both ends

 

[shrewed]

Bro ordered a sex doll instead of going to an escort mirin your iq bro

 

[gotet]

We deserve so much better than dolls and such. We deserve real ass!