ItheIthe
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One of them is a severely autistic Chad, his nickname literally involves the word "paedo". HE talks like he "slays", but I'd wager he's a virgin. The other is a legit "slayer".
The "slayer" asked me "You laying any pipe recently?", to which I responded, "I don't bother with modern females". He almost spit his drink out laughing.
I then said "What do modern females have to offer except for a used up vagina? Seriously, give me something". Neither provided a response. Then, the "slayer" said I had to find one that wasn't used up, and I told him "I would have to search in a pool of 10 year olds". Then this bluepilled "slayer" said that his "girlfriend" wasn't used up, so I asked if she was a virgin, and he said "No", lol. He said "she's only had sex with one guy", and then he said something about how that's better than her being passed around. I then told him "Anything more than 0 is unacceptable for me" and he laughed again.
A minute or two later I said "I have a theory, but you guys probably don't want to hear it". The "slayer" said "I probably don't, but tell me anyway". So I said "My theory is that once a girl has had another 'boyfriend' and experienced all sorts of things, she won't be able to appreciate you the same. Because whatever you can do with her, she's already done it with someone else, so it just won't be the same". They both agreed, actually.
I told them I care so little about "dating" that I didn't even bring a phone back to college, and the "slayer" was impressed. At the end, he asked if I was partying this weekend, and I told him "No. Parties are a boring waste of time. I just don't enjoy them at all".
The "slayer" asked me "You laying any pipe recently?", to which I responded, "I don't bother with modern females". He almost spit his drink out laughing.
I then said "What do modern females have to offer except for a used up vagina? Seriously, give me something". Neither provided a response. Then, the "slayer" said I had to find one that wasn't used up, and I told him "I would have to search in a pool of 10 year olds". Then this bluepilled "slayer" said that his "girlfriend" wasn't used up, so I asked if she was a virgin, and he said "No", lol. He said "she's only had sex with one guy", and then he said something about how that's better than her being passed around. I then told him "Anything more than 0 is unacceptable for me" and he laughed again.
A minute or two later I said "I have a theory, but you guys probably don't want to hear it". The "slayer" said "I probably don't, but tell me anyway". So I said "My theory is that once a girl has had another 'boyfriend' and experienced all sorts of things, she won't be able to appreciate you the same. Because whatever you can do with her, she's already done it with someone else, so it just won't be the same". They both agreed, actually.
I told them I care so little about "dating" that I didn't even bring a phone back to college, and the "slayer" was impressed. At the end, he asked if I was partying this weekend, and I told him "No. Parties are a boring waste of time. I just don't enjoy them at all".